Snippet #1739072

The Companion Cube landed on someone. It began running numerous scans, which made noises. Then it made a static noise. But doesn't that require....speakers? Where would it have speakers? Anyways, it then made that annoying computer noise. Finally, it finished scanning, and announced "Welcome, I am experimental Companion Cube model C-117. Note:Memory and operational status damaged. Starting internal repairs. Note: internal repairs may momentarily shut down operational status randomly. Note: This unit is experimental, therefore unique. Please handle with care. Note: list of operational features limited to those still operational. Currently available: emergency backup hover, automated internal repair, limited external repair, limited scanning, emergency lighting, databanks to files. Warning: data files corrupted, limited access, more will unlock as repairs are made. Error: this operational unit is still in testing phases, bugs may occur. Do you have a question?".

It then began floating about a foot off the ground. Clearly, this cube is much different then any average cube. The cube has the appearance of any normal cube, however was specifically designed to be more...companion like. Who knows what this new model holds.