Snippet #1909748

"What do you need from me Jassy." Q-Ball mimmicked Ash in a falsetto voice and snickered, before getting up and taking wobbly steps towards the woods, scarcely even reaching the treeline before he started to unfasten his jeans ready to take a leak.

Craig glowered at Ash reclining on the car hood. If he'd known she'd been bathing in the woods he might have made the effort to get up a little earlier. Sure, she'd have fought him and hand tooth if he'd caught her naked, but even an aggressive roll in the grass would have been more of a sniff than he'd had in over a year. Damn tease...there was a reason most rogue packs didn't put females in their forwards patrols...

Jason smirked and smoothed back his hair which was also washed, since he'd been able to use the RVs shower. One of the perks of being Winter's guest of honour for his efforts. "We need to snare ourselves an idiot." he said cheerily, "And snaring an idiot isn't a fighting-fire-with-fire affair, so I need something with a shred of sense. And that killer smile of yours won't hurt either."

"Hey Ash," Drake hollered from his spot where he had settled back down again, "let me put a killer smile on your face some time, I promise it won't hurt."

Jason rolled his eyes and continued, "We're gonna go into town..."

At that point thre was another chorus of protests.

"The fuck??" Nico yelled, "When do we get to go into town?"

"When you look less like something the cat coughed up." Jason hissed. "Like Winter said, we're not here to advance on the town or the territory. This is more subtle."

"Yo ho where is the big guy anyway?" Craig sneered.

"He left hours ago." Jason said with a smirk. The other guys looked at each other in confusion. Jason went on, "Yeah, he's taking care of things. You guys should have more faith in out illustrious leader."

"Leader my ass." Nico grunted, "Nobody's ever called him alpha."

"He's never asked you to call him alpha." Jason said bluntly. "But you ladies better start practicing your curtsy, because by the end of next week, it may well be that we have an alpha and some new members who will whip your bitch asses into shape."