Crow blinked as Ayumu as she beat the guy up. He actually felt some his pride as a man fly out the window and sympathised with the guy when he was hit in the groin for the second time. "Well, maybe his child will inherit the continuous pain in his groin which he will have for the rest of his life. Anyway, thanks. I think he was trying to undo my trousers with one hand, so..." He said, before turning to listen to the small voice from the floor.
"If... either of... you were a... lone... if the girl... I... could have..." Crow didn't let the guy finish what he was saying. No, he turned him over, hearing a painful groan, and sat on him so he was looking down at the guy.
He smiled sweetly. "Excuse me? You could have?" Crow's voice had an odd tone to it. He leant down and put his elbows down on the guy's chest, pushing down hard to aid the bruises already created to widen. He blinked at him, before smiling an oddly manic smile. His eyes had that odd tint of insanity which changed his whole look.
"Humans are like one big computer. Except some computers have errors and viruses, and are easily reprogrammable. That's you! I could rip off your head right now and see what your processor is like or I could just re-pro-gram you~!" Crow giggled evilly, dragging his finger along the brute's jaw. "How about a game? Everywhere I kiss, you get a surprise?" Crow took the man's hand, being careful not to really touch his skin for long, and kissed the back of it softly, before shooting it. The guy was quiet in his pain, but Crow still laughed at the cold gasps he was making, before kissing his shoulder, his other hand, and even one of his knees, all the while repeating the shooting process. "Would you like you continue our game? Or have you given up? Shall I kiss your neck or temple next? How about your heart?" The brainless man shook his head as fast as he could, which wasn't really that fast at all.
Crow smiled eerily. "Next time you threaten Ayumu, if you even lay a hand on her, I'll rip you apart, limb by limb. Bone by bone, even your finger bones." He said sweetly, before his voice turn into a low growl. "Do you understand me?" He smirked at the man's feeble nod, before standing up and stepping on his throat. "As soon as you can move, you're getting out of here before I change my mind about killing you, okay? And I know how to make poison, untraceable poison, from household items so don't even think of getting us back when you've fully recovered."
And with that, Crow grabbed Ayumu's hand and walked down the street slowly. Once they'd gotten a reasonable distance away, he sighed. "I feel disgusting. I had to touch him. With my mouth. Ugh. By the way, that last part wasn't true. I haven't perfected fully untraceable poison." Crow brought his hand up to his lips and rubbed, before covering his mouth and nose with his hand which wasn't holding Ayumu's. The girl's touch didn't make him feel sick, but he'd touched the man they'd just left holding onto his life and that made him slightly nauseous. "Aw, where's Sailor Moon when you need her?" He said, before laughing. "I'm only joking...... If I really wanted anyone to save me it would be Sailer Venus. Of course."
(I guess you'll never know, Tsukiakari. I guess you'll just... Never... Know. Muahahahaha. No, I'm really not a super genius. Currently holding frozen peas to my own forehead and my roommate's because we were both running around the corner and BOOM headshot.)