Snippet #2237987

Silk barged into the elf's room, grinning from ear to ear with pride at her discovery. "You such a smart one, Silk", she muttered as she staggered inside. A small mob of humans were peering at her from down the hall, curiously. She slammed the door in their faces, annoyed.

"Stupid humans", she said as she attempted to follow the elf to the bed. Instead, she stumbled and fell. Picking herself up she said "I think they wanna...wanna take to me with...with pitchforks or somethin', I'unno..."

She made her way to the bed and slumped upon it. She raised her hands to the Elf's ears, giggling as she tugged at them. "You got such funny ears. If it weren't for that, you might be... might be pretty, you know!" The elves were meant to be beautiful, but she'd never really learned to get over the fact that their ears were just ridiculous. It was just that she felt that nobody really needed ears that HUGE. Was it really essential?

The alcohol had made her suddenly feel dreary, and her eyelids kept falling over her purple star-filled galaxy eyes. She lay down, her body feeling rather heavy. "Anyway... The Old Gods wanna make the Earth go boom 'cause... 'cause you dumb earth-walkers fight too much and stuff. So they said that I gots'ta... gotta help the elfie make peace or some shit... So you gotta... er... get over all those abandonment issues and stuff.... gotta stop the war or... or yeah, we all die and stuff". She yawned tiredly, curling her small frame up into a ball and closing her eyes. She felt satisfied with accomplishing the first part of her mission and now she was exhausted.

Was it rude to just sleep on someone's bed? Probably but... she was a Sacred One, so she should be treated with respect, right? Most boot-licking elves would be honored to be in her presence! Besides... she was too tired to over-think courtesy and all that. "If the humans come to get me... tell 'em... tell 'em... tell them that I..." she couldn't even finish her sentence before she fell asleep.