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Welcome to Earth, the home planet of the human race.


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valdephonousHost [VH] invited rocketingHeir [RH], dashingFalcon [DF] and smilingUrsurper [SU] to post in memo.
VH: Greetings everyone. I assume that you have all received a copy of Sburb?
VH: Let me rephrase. Whether or not you have the disk “now” is not important.
VH: You all WILL receive the game. This is clear. I shall thus continue accordingly.
VH: Now then,
VH: What you must first do is obtain a “server” player.
VH: My “client” player is, as of now, rocketingHeir.
VH: This means that I am his server player.
VH: Having a server player is essential to completing the game.
VH: If you ARE a server player, you must place or “deploy” certain objects so that your client player can progress. This is done using a type of currency known as “grist”.
VH: The objects are, in no particular order:
VH: Cruxtruder, Totem Lathe, Punch Designix and Alchemiter.
VH: As well, you must deploy a special “Pre-punched card”.

dashingFalcon[DF] has responded to the memo

DF: Oh god, so this isn't a hook up after training session game?
DF: this is such a FALCON SURPRISE
DF: Oh wait, maybe I FALCON CAN
DF: but this whole sprite thing is pretty cool.
DF: Justifies me owning one polar bear rug.
DF: get ready for BEARSPRITE!!!
DF: Oh and I call smilingUrsurper for a server player. FALCON DIBBS
DF: p.s. team name shall be team SMILINGROCKETFALCONHOST
DF: P.s.s #swag #yolo #FALCON

rocketingHeir[RH] has responded to the memo

RH: We will be the best team out there, no other team will be able to even come close to our awesomeness. 
RH: I think it would be best to throw in something for communication and something to allow for consumption of food or we may die of hunger.
RH: Imagine being able to have free chips from a sprite all the time, this is going to be great. 
RH: I'm throwing in one of my spare fridges in my basement, a dictionary, and I don't think I have a third thing to put in.
RH: This combination should allow communication between me and the Sprite, and it should allow me to never go hungry or die of dehydration.
RH: If I'm reading this right, then I should be able to combine weapons with the totem lathe and make an awesome godly weapon.
RH: I'm going to need to get some 'grist' before I make anything though.
RH: I second DF's choice of name. 
RH: I have a bit of questions before I play the game.
RH: How powerful are the enemies in the game?
RH: Oh and DF, wanna see how many monsters we can kill as a team? 
[DF] Yo RH, you can alchemize food to creat more, just make sure it's easily non-perishable. Junkfood and canned goods have kept me going so far, not quite sure on the sandwiches though.
[DF] i can readily accept your slaying prowess as FALCON TEAMWORK
RH:High five. Anyone wouldn't happen to have any knifes or anything to throw?  I'm kind of useless without a projectile to throw.