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((Yeah, sorry))
I wake up and yawn. I have a headache. I think I was at a party with the dead, and I drak too much, even though I'm under aged. My name is Drew Laserna. I go to DK, and I'm a necromancer in training. Last night I think there were some dead eggs and French toast slices. I got hit in the head with a ball of bacon. I open my eyes and nearly scream There is a giant avocado and two pieces of French toast supporting it. "Hullo?" I say to the french toast.
"Oh good, you're awake" says French toast piece 1(FTP1) "We were told that you're an orphan of the turtle band, and we were to come get you." I stare at him. "Um.. you are Lady Gaga, right?" FTP1 says. I laugh. "Uhh... no." I say. "wrong dimension."
The french toast is so embarrased he almost drips his syrup. "OOPS! Sorry!" And with that, the whole crowd of wierd things dissapears. Umm... Squawk!!?