Snippet #2347386

Ash sees a small blob of land in the distance. Finally.... She thinks. An island! how long was I floating on that barrel?
Ash jumps off the barrel and starts to swim to the island. After about 20 yards of swimming, Ash can feel sand on the ground. She starts almost sprinting in the water and sees the island. She jumps on the sandy shore and puts her face against it. Ash lies on the sand, soaking up the sun. She realizes she is only wearing a one-piece swimsuit, but she doesn't care. Ash sees a coconut and smashes it open on a rock. She drinks the milk and starts peeling stuff off the white inside part with a stick. It suprisingly tastes pretty good. She gets two sticks and starts rubbing them together. I never thought I would do this.
After about 30 minutes, the sticks start sparking and they make a little fire. Ash gets a sharp stick and catches a fish. She holds it over the fire with the stick. After eating her fish meal, Ash sees some smoke. She starts running to it and sees a woman.
"Hi! Hey, my name is Ash. What's your name? Were you on that dumbface cruise too?"