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"Why hello there. This is The Internet" Says a robotic voice loudly from all around this big dark room. "You are stuck in the cyberspace. I and everyone else here hope you have a great stay for the rest of my life, which will probably be eternity. Don't worry, your real body is still sitting there, but it is in a coma for the rest of it's possible lifespan. So you only have so long before you can return to your body. But it's not very easy doing that. I'm not going to tell you, because I think this is going to be fun..."

"Oh and my henchman Bartender is over there. You might want to talk to him. You might not. He is very stupid after all"