Snippet #2385714

“Well it’s nice to meet you too … Nicoʊlas, I have to say that you’re the only person I’ve met so far who have mispronounced their own name. But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re just having first day jitters. But anyhoo, that’s night important, what is important, is if you are one of those people who spell Nicolas with an H or without.”Thaddeus froze himself for a brief second to quickly contemplate what he just said. Thaddeus shook his head “What am I even saying,” Thaddeus quickly put his finger on Nicholas’s lips to prevent him from answering the question, “You don’t have to answer the question. Sometimes I just get carried away, ‘cause I absolutely love words, and word play, especially word play.” Thaddeus cringed “My god, I am being so impolite for not introducing myself.” Thaddeus straightened himself up and removed the flamboyant tinge from his speech.

“I’m Thaddeus, Thaddeus Marwile. If Thaddeus is too much of a mouthful for you say repeatedly you may call me Ted, Teddy, Thad, or if you have the balls to do it, you may call me mistress. You do have balls don’tcha?” Said Thaddeus with a playful tone. “Oh and if we are both wearing leather it you have to call me mistress, shoes don’t count by the way. And before I forget to mention it, I’m bisexual, trust me, it I’ll save us a lot of problems in the future if I tell you right at the get go, and by us I mean you and mostly me. It also helps get all the silly questions about homosexuality and bisexuality out of the way, so ask them now, it’s the only time I won’t shame you for asking them.”Thaddeus quickly went out to get his trunk. “Ask away, I’m just going into the hall to get my Super Superior Supply Stash.”

Thaddeus quickly went into the hall and brought in his trunk. It was large trunk that was made of pine and covered in smooth black leather and metal strips to keep the whole thing together. The whole thing was covered in various stickers from various places of travel and large stickers advertizing various fandoms that he belonged to, this included Pokémon, Dr. Who, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Gundam, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and various web comics that Thaddeus enjoyed reading , just to name a few. On the top of the trunk was a large custom made sticker that said in stylized text “Super Superior Supply Stash”. Thaddeus quickly opened the trunk and pulled out his three screen room divider that was currently folded in six sections, his light grey suit with matching blue shirt and red tie, a small leather case that was filled with lapel pins, a pair of black socks, and a pair of black dress shoes.

Thaddeus flipped open the divider and set it up on his side of the room. “I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to get changed, but don’t worry I have a room divider, quite frankly I want to get to know the roommate that they assigned to me. Also if you have any questions about the campus or everyday life I can answer them for you, this is my second here so I can pretty much any question you have.” Thaddeus quickly smelled his breath, "And please forgive me for my bad breath, I was at an amazing party last night. Picked up a really cute guy. It probably would have been better if he didn't wake me up with his screaming, though now that I think about it, he was probably a straight man with some crazy beer goggles. You would be surprised at how many times that has happened to me."