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The little witch girl had been ranting about explosions, magic, and the Dark Lord. Despite all of this ranting she had still completely failed to mention her name, or Biscuits devilishly good looks. However her offer was sounding quite good, some sidekick with MAGIC, imagine the secret techniques he could do with her help! Explosive Axe Crush! Slimy Axe Crush! Large Axe Crush! Fantastic, also she could be helpful in other ways he guessed; I mean most people did expect him to have a sidekick…

“Alright Miss, you may assist me on my great quest to go slaughter some loser! Just remember that I am the awesome one!” Biscuit stood quickly from his seat, sending the stool spiraling away at the force of his stance, Biscuit had become excited as he had just come up with the best idea he had ever come up with. “First thing you can do for me is an important task! While I go buy things I need you tooooo,” reaching into his bag he pulled out a paper, purple crayon, and a (mostly) live pigeon, “Write a letter to the Princess Emelia Elendria explaining what I’ve been up to so far!” Slamming the materials on the table, and hearing a completely unrelated painful ‘caw’ from nearby, Biscuit dashed out to go buy materials.