Snippet #2488528

*The Leader sits on the porch of an old, abandoned house in the middle of the woods, rocking back and forth on his rocking chair, smoking out of a pipe. One of his followers has a camera and is recording The Leader.*

The Leader: Do you want to hear something, really scary? The human race has become blind, you've been forced down onto your hands and knees, but you can't do anything about it, because you're just a normal, working class citizen. You're under the control of the media, they brainwash you, reprogram you, and then send you away to do their bidding, just like everyone else in the world. But not me, no no no, not me.

*The Leader laughs.*

The Leader: No, I'm the one who crouches down whilst you work, and whispers the truth into your ears, planting the seeds for the rebellions. I did it with Martin Luther, and I did it with Gandhi, I've always been here, and I always will be!
But you, you'll just become more and more a slave, with the higher powers draining your memories until you become nothing but a living corpse that is locked away because the powers have grown tired of it.
You've sent people to investigate me, to bring me back so I can be a slave to you as well, and then you wonder why they never come back! Well, I force open their eyes to the light and help them walk upright, and once they know the truth, they don't want to go back to the lies you tell them.
Now, you're probably thinking these are all lies, but they aren't, what I'm saying is the complete truth, so join me, and I'll show you.

*The Leader holds out his hand and smiles.*

The Leader: If you're confused where to find me, just feel the wind on your skin and follow it, because it always leads to me.

*The Leader begins to uncontrollably laugh as the man takes the camera into the house, before he suddenly stops and starts humming the tune to 'Mary had a little lamb,' as the camera shuts off.