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Leopold’s ears swiveled back at the grating voice, and the tension in his back built as a willowy arm was draped across his shoulders. Leo clenched his jaw and ground his teeth, his flexed fist itching for the jaw of the bane of his existence. He hardly noticed as Sal took a couple steps back from the counter with a muttered, “Oh, dear.” Oh, Leopold was going to kill him. He was absolutely going to kill him. Leo could only picture himself reaching out and strangling the irritating witch, his inner voice shaking with sadistic mirth. No, no he was classier than that. Leopold Laemmle Pratt did not stoop to the level of lowly witch boys.
Straightening his anger-hunched spine, Leopold haughtily removed the irritant’s limb from across his shoulders, and smoothed back his now limp hair. As he opened his maw and peered down his snout to tell Cassius just how much he disliked his putrid touch, the witch spoke, “Man Leo, you're really letting go huh? I mean, taking a dive in the dump? Goats do that right? They eat trash.”
Leo’s jaw hung, gaping wordlessly. A series of unattractive, sputtering scoffs escaped before his mouth snapped shut and his face flushed with unprecedented anger. Not only did the witch insult his integrity as a satyr, he had the gall to slight his credibility as a fashionable and well-groomed individual. “You, dickweed,” the venom dripped from the word as if it was the most vulgar slur imaginable.
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