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"We've got them on the run!" Orglef belched, hauling his massive waist upwards by gripping onto his oversized belt. "Hit 'em with all we got!"

The Oblivion captain was currently chasing a group of Seed soldiers through a small town. Orglef was very proud of himself; he had reason to believe that this very group of Seed assassins were the ones who had been harassing the much larger force on the planet for some time. They had been quite the nuisance, nearly single-handedly defeating the entire task force here. With some glee, Orglef figured he would get handsomely rewarded, maybe even get some cake when he got back. He loved cake.

The Oblivion soldiers with him bellowed in reply to Orglef's battle ululations, which sounded something "Orglaorglaorglaoog!", and charged forward after the retreating Seed members. Orglef somehow kept pace, his fat squishing and flopping about with arrogant style. The Seed members turned a corner, and as the Oblivion members reached it, they vanished, as if into thin air.

"ORGLA HALT!" Orglef cried, sweat pouring down his face. "I don't understand! Where did they go? Where did they fly to?"

"It's called 'Curtain'," Joachim said, stepping out of nowhere and clenching his fists upwards. "It's a water-based illusion. I can string hundreds of droplets into the air, and create a mirage of sorts, fooling my enemies into thinking they see something that never was there... or not seeing something that is." He lowered his fists, his last words falling upon deaf ears, his work complete. The hundred or so Oblivion soldiers who Orglef had led now lay silently, dead.

"Child's play," Joachim muttered, absorbing the water he had stolen from the Seed soldiers to use later. "To fall victim to such a trap... this leader must be quite the idiot."

"ORGLAORGLAORGLAOOG!" Orglef cried, pouncing on Joachim and attempting to crush him with his fat. Joachim's sword sliced out, cutting pieces of Orglef off. Orglef screamed in pain and slammed Joachim through a building.

"Couldn't get through my fatty shat!" Orglef hollered, pounding his chest and causing minor earthquakes from the impacts. "I am the master of fat, the mighty Orglef! I am a cyborg, the left lieutenant of the royal army of...!"

"Shut up," Joachim said, dragging himself back out onto the street, his wounds knitting from the water inside him. "So you survived my attack... because you don't have any water in you."

"That's right!" Orglef winked, causing a building to collapse across town. "I am the mighty one!"

"I see," Joachim said, spreading his fingers and throwing his hands up. "Then I won't underestimate you."

Water cascaded down in tiny thread-like patterns, ripping into Orglef's flesh and slicing it to ribbons. Orglef's fat fell off his body in waves, as the cat's cradle sliced Orglef to pieces.

Joachim shook his hands, releasing the water. "Noisy," he muttered, turning to receive Orglef's punch to the face as the now fully metallic body of Orglef blasted a rocket fist into Joachim's jaw.

"ORGLAORGLAORGLAOOG!" Orglef screamed, punching at Joachim repeatedly, his red eyes gleaming through his silver chalice. "I AM A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM! ORGLAOOG!"

Joachim said nothing, as his jaw was quite broken, but he looked frustrated as he skated around Orglef's attacks.

"You should know by now," Orglef squealed, causing the nearby trees to lose their leaves in terror, "you can't defeat me with your water attacks. I am the secret weapon, sent to destroy you. I was specifically chosen by..." Orglef grunted as Joachim stabbed twin needles of water into his borg eyes, shooting water through Orglef's system.

"A-a-a-a-a-agh," Orglef glitched, creating a forest fire outside of town. "That'll do it." Joachim quickly covered Orglef in a massive wall of water, which absorbed the resulting explosion. However, he couldn't stop all power in the area from going out.

"What a pain," Joachim muttered as his jaw slowly healed. "Too much work."