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Robert could only stare in utter bewilderment as the colossal creature managed to break it's way through Kent's barrier, before the monster attempted to stomp on him though luckily was snatched away in time by Frenzy, which made Robert give a sigh of relief and bellowed at her; "Good save there Frenzy!"
His surprise grew all the more as he then witnessed Evan managing to fire some sort of energy blast at the astral being, leaving a smoldering gash on it's chest, causing it to shriek in agony as it did it's best to heal.
"Bloody hell, good thing your on our side, a few more shots like that and he'll just topple over!", the tourist exclaimed cheerfully as he gave Evan a slap on the back before spinning round when he suddenly heard Aidan say something about a flying middle aged old man.

Misunderstanding the man's meaning in his words he gave a grumpy look towards Aidan before babbling; "Look mate, I know throwing me at that thing might seem like a good laugh, but I don't fancy being swatted down like a little fly, and doubt it'd be much of a distraction for long. This brit ain't getting tossed off by no one! Oh god, that was terrible phrasing wasn't it. Bloody hell."
Before he could complain more however, he stared in bafflement once again, an emotion he was gaining in incredible familiarity from this day, as he suddenly announced he had the wings and flight skills of an angel, and sure enough, was suddenly struck with the very same talents Aidan said, causing, yes you guessed it, more utter confounded confusion, as the wings suddenly sprouted from his back.

Staring behind himself in awe, Robert gave a few quick flaps with his new limbs to test them out, giving a massive grin of wonder as he flew up a little in the air, continuing to rise gently.
"Ha absolutely fantastic! I really can fly! How the hell did you do that? Ah forget it, not time to chat about it. So ya need a distraction huh? Well, i'll give it a go then!", Robert chattered excitedly, obviously impressed with the sudden gain of flight, before turning round and flapping over to the astral beast, putting his hands together to make one large blade akin to a sword.

"Coooweeee! Huge monster bloke! Over here! Come one you daft looking numpty, have a go if you think your hard enough! Go on then! Your mums a tubby weirdo and so's your dad!", Robert taunted at the Astral creature, occasionally swooping about his head as he called out taunts to the creature, before realizing it might not even understand a word it said, and deciding to make quick hit and flee attacks with his recently created 'sword', slashing at any part of the monster that he didn't think would be met with a crushing punch from it, yet certainly gaining the astral being's attention somewhat. Whether the attacks were effective or not was a diffrent matter entirely.
"There we are Rob, just keep this up and you'll make him raving mad in no time. That's right eye's on me you big stupid shadow puppet! Bet you didn't even realize your naked you pleb! Come on, just try it son!", the British mutant babbled as he continued to insult the shadowy beast, continuing his simple tactic.