Snippet #2603946

The particular captain in question was indeed sat in his quarters- which worked as his joint office and bed chambers, though they were separated by a wall and a door, pouring over a map that was rolled out across the oaken table, a pair of iron dividers in his hand spun across the paper in irregular loops as he tried to plot a course across the dangerous waters.

The poor man had long since run out of wine next to him and had failed to remember on a number of occasions to go out and get some more from the ships stores, 'Ah well' he thought to himself 'Its only been a short while, I can do without a drink for a little bit.' His thoughtful navigation was shortly ruined by the sound of angry stomping coming up to the door to his quarters- strange how even when angry someone can still sound feminine, even on a pirate ship. He gave it a few moments after the door had been opened and the one female member of his crew so rudely pushed her way into his chambers.

“Ahh, Captain Rubber, how nice it is to see you, considering you’ve been cooped up in here for almost a week.” With a drawn out sigh the captain laid down the finely wrought navigational devices and leaned back in his chair. "Always a pleasure to see you too my little stowaway. It be very nice of you to notice my absence." Actually he was just as surprised as anyone that he had been in here for so long, perhaps getting a clock fitted would actually be a good idea. “If you don’t mind me asking, what the fuck are we doing, sitting around in the middle of the ocean?! Its quite literally hot as hell out there!”

With a disappointed grunt the captain raised his eyes ever so slowly from the map to look at the Neko crew-woman- at chest height, not at all with a look of lust in his eyes like the rest of the lecherous members of his crew, but rather with the body language and look of someone who does believe that there is anything better to be looking at above the chest- not to mention his neck was aching just to raise it even to this height and he could barely move it any further- "You know I be very glad that ye took it upon yourself to point out tha' we still be in the same spot that I told us to stay in a week ago, its not as if I actually intended us to be somewhere I can navigate from so we can get to our next location is it?" He said matching sarcasm for sarcasm "I say its a good thing I haven't captained this ship and crew for years else we would have drowned long ago." His eyes now at last flicked up to the Nekos, with the full force of a lions glare. "And as far as heat is concerned, I had entirely failed to notice until your half naked form had decided to barge into my room, I have to say its one of the more forward attempts I've had so far, yet still interesting." It could not be doubted that he had failed to notice the heat, considering that he still wore his tri-corner hat with the extravagant peacock feather sticking out of it, as well as the long red and purple coat that covered his muscular form, yet now that someone had decided to point such a thing out he was beginning to wish he could shrug his way out of it.