Snippet #2628164

Darius was lost. Bigtime lost. And for that matter, he didn't know this school had a pool room. Did vampires play pool? Were they so bad at it that they needed to practice? He was interrupted from his mindless wandering as he heard one of the most neckbeard things he'd heard in a while drifting up from the stairwell beneath him.

"I smile because you are lovely," was all it took for him to start choking back laughter. Holy shit, people TALKED like that here? What, did they also go on vampire forums late at day and talk about "tfw no bloodbag"? He was about to slide down in a lazy-looking pose when he saw the guy in question. His uniform was different than Darius', so he made the assumption that the guy was from the Night Class, and thus a vampire. Suddenly the incredibly dated way of speaking made a bit more sense. He was talking to a chick with a Day Class uniform, JACKPOT! Maybe this place wouldn't be so bad after all! As the girl walked away, he decided to go after her for directions and sat on the rail so he could slide down, expecting a slow descent. Nope, apparently they wax those things. As he picked up speed and hit the ground, he swooped in with all the grace and beauty of a brick, tripping and rolling before realizing he was on a direct collision course with the girl, barely getting a quick little "meep" out before the impact knocked her down, his weight and size basically making him a bowling ball of idiot.

One bruised and battered body later, Darius waved the little bats circling around his head away and tried shaking his head to clear his mind, but felt his nose rubbing up against two... Well, she was a board up front, but she had some nice rear cushions, he had to admit... {Oh, shit.} he thought to himself as he felt his blood boiling, reaching further and further... He pushed his head away from those perfect cheeks and stood up, taking a few deep breaths, a small part of him pissed at the cocktease and wanting more. Pushing the Perv further back, he chuckled a bit and offered a hand to help his accidental victim up.

"I think it might be a bit late to say this, but, uh... Hi?"