Riley could hear Jack but couldn't understand him, it was as if he was speaking with a hand clamped on his face. Riley blinked a couple times to try and regain focus but it was useless, the booze in his body had over come him. He felt himself being elevated against his will, he squirmed trying to plop back on the ground before he realized it was Jack trying to help him. Riley burst out laughing and poked Jack's face drunkly.
"You know Jacko, life is a beautiful -shit one sec." He stumbled a couple feet to the left, bent forward and began to hurl on the freshly cut lawn. Riley stared at his mess for a few seconds before he burst out laughing again "Ooh fuck, dude" he slurred stumbling back towards Jack and putting his arm around him to steady himself. "So, I'm dad drunk, Ahaha dad drunk, what does that even mean? Yo last night was wild. The babes man...ash what a great night. Hey did you hear about that bush..bish...BEACH party today? I'm so pumped, I just need to shows to the wer first...you know shower."
Riley shoved Jack slightly, ran/stumbled up the steps of his house and burst through the front door. He paused in the entryway and glanced back at Jack, lifted his finger and made a hush noise followed by another chuckle. “Reasons such as these is why need to move out.”
He laid down on the staircase and stared at the chandelier above him. “These stairs are the comfiest stairs I’ve ever been on...I’m going to sleep here, just rest my eyes you know...just…” at that moment he dozed off and began to snore.