So...
Just saying: 80% of the following all happened exactly how it is written; that includes events and dialogue (I only exaggerated 1 line of dialogue out of this entire thing) The only thing that was taken out (which at the time was a big part of the story but, no.. just no.) was a xenomorph that tagged along. But we can't have that sort of stuff wandering around in our series, that'd look like this is a fan story of Alien or some crap like that.
(When the riot happens that you'll read about, yeah no that was the alien in the comic. But, hey, changing the story so it works) I know the story probably seems like I'm bad at writing, but I just have to write it as it is. Trust me, I could do much better if I was remaking it or something.
Without further ado...
Later into the series, Joey (somehow) falls down into a cavern, and is (somehow) captured by the FBI! Felix finds out about this and gets very emotional, pledging to get Joey once again. He trains in the arts of a bounty hunter, and ambushes a government convoy in which Joey is in.
He successfully stops the convoy (with his hand; why? idk lol) and evicts Joey's unconscious body from the convoy.
Felix resides in a local town for some time, until things get hot. The FBI have tracked his location, and are now sending reinforcements to capture him! Felix hides and attempts to escape, when suddenly a random riot breaks out in the streets. This helps Felix be able to escape, but before he can, he notices a particular roof sniper picking off FBI forces...
Going from one roof to another, Felix finds himself face to face with the masked vigilante. They have a short discussion, and jump off the roof to escape, becoming new friends as Henry and Felix; despite the fact they barely know each other and JUST met one another. (and they somehow survived the fall-- why?!)
Then there's this moment I realize they somehow lost Joey again.
SO THEN THEY BREAK INTO AN FBI LAB ON THE EDGE OF THE CITY--
THAT FOR SOME REASON HAS JOEY IN IT.
Then they try to break him out of a testing room, but then Joey gets abducted by OTHER ALIENS!!!!!
(Alien space ship looked kinda like this)
So like five minutes later the ALIENS have no interest in the other ALIENS so then they drop Felix and the gang into a random forest. Felix breaks his leg on impact (yay logic! Wait.. wait no.. in the comic.. HIS FOOT FKN FELL OFF-- THEN HE PUT IT BACK ON WHAT THE FU-)
So Felix and Henry go adventuring to find where Joey went, but then they get split up! (somehow)
Then Felix finds Joey.. or more..
Joey finds him.
And in some way, Joey must have hit his head..
Bcuz now he's evil-- for like-- 2 chapters.
So then Felix loses him and finds Henry again.
And then Felix realizes that Henry is somehow related to Joey, and completely forgot to ask how he knew about him.
AND THEN THEY GET ABDUCTED BY THE SAME ALIENS----- AGAIN!!!!!!!!
or more-- they-- they climbed on board??? Voluntarily? The fu-
So then Felix and Henry get on the ALIEN ship
And they get CAPTURED...
AGAIN!!!!!
Then they are brought to the ALIEN OVERLORD of the ALIEN SHIP
BLEEPS.
yes, you heard that right
an alien leader named BLEEPS.
(don't ask me I didn't make him)
And apparently all the other aliens are Bleeps but they're clones! And then everyone notices the big clone machine.
"Joey, save us!" shouts Henry, preparing for the battle. So then Joey comes out of nowhere and gets CAPTURED
But it's not Joey, it was actually dust and Bleeps is just really blind lol.
Suddenly, the limbs of Bleeps' clones drop out of ventilation shafts...
"Alright, you see? You will die!" shouted Henry.
"I'd just clone again!!!" Bleeps yelled back.
Henry pulled out his trusty pistol, yelling back,
"And we will finish you!"
Henry waved his pistol around in the air, but something was wrong with Bleeps.
Bleeps started glowing and, getting bigger. He was like- 2 feet before, now he was 3.. His eyes started glowing, and with the big machine-y thing-y on his head, he yelled,
"I will ShoW YoU POWER!!!!"
Suddenly, lightning was everywhere!
He grew 10 times his size! Looking like a huge puffle! Laser emitters shot Bleeps up into the air, suspending him in an almighty electric power! Bleeps cackled tremendously, as Henry and Felix looked on; now the smaller ones. They cowered in fear of dying! But suddenly, Joey-- well; changed Joey, jumped down from the ventilation shafts!
In a grim voice, he muttered "Pick on someone your own size, you fluff ball."
(Also, at this time, Joey had like-- a million arms)
Bleeps laughed at such a worthless threat! He was unstoppable!
Of course, that's what he thought.
Joey did what any sane person would do when it ISN'T a dramatic movie, and went right over to the big laser emitters and punched the sh*t out of them. The power fell from Bleeps, dropping him to the floor.
"Nyygh, what are you doing?!!" Bleeps yelled in fear.
Then, Joey did more sane things, went over to the cloning machine, and kicked it to crap as well. I mean, these things were made of like thin metal, so it was really easy to destroy.
"Destroyed your stuff!" Joey said in a playful tone, showing his old side.
"No! My Clones!!! Nyaaaah!!" yelled Bleeps once again.
Then, the most ear shattering scream emitted from Bleeps. He yelled a simple 'no' at the top of his lungs! Slowly getting bigger, and biigger...
"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!" screamed Felix.
Henry, during the haze of the-- well- everything blowing up, looked to see Joey changing his shape. But, alas, he could not reach to him as the ship exploded, launching Felix and Henry through a hole that had already taken its shape in the hull of the ship!
"Joey.. Noooooo!" was the only sound heard from the falling group.
Felix hit the ground hard-- again.
He fell into a deep sleep...
He was in the clouds..
"A- am I dead?!" he yelped, panicking about this situation
"You might" whispered Joey, coming from nowhere.
"YOU'RE ALIVE?!?!" shouted Felix
"I might be dead" said Joey with a simple shrug.
"GAH!!" Felix said, reawakening from the fall.
Man, good thing he had his OP diamond armor on, so he didn't take any fall damage AT ALL.
Felix sat up, looking around. Henry was over by a rock, he had seemingly changed too.
His mask no longer covered his entire face, and the side that showed was severely bruised and marked. But there was something wrong with his eye. It was red, the same red that Joey had taken on...
Felix ran over to Henry and frequently shaked him like a mad man, yelling
"JOEY IS ALIVE!!!"
"W-wha?! He's alive?"
"As in.. NOT. DEAD." Felix proudly stated.
Then, from the sky, the big ol' space ship thingy EXPLODED into a million pieces, sending a eye-catching red ball straight down to earth. With a small cloud of dust as it hit the ground, it disappeared into the area. A mile away, Henry looked on to the spot where the object had landed. Suspecting it could be Joey, he rallied Felix, and they began their journey..
To find Joey...
(again..)
(again again..)
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR (the comic's) CHAPTER 10; THE FINAL CHAPTER (but not really because that's written on like 4 more chapters) Hope u enjoyed the fact this story is actually going somewhere now. Kbye lel