Snippet #2785707

"Yes, run girl while I cuff this cur!" Ewgross stated, throwing back his coat to reveal, perhaps to no surprise, that he was in fact a dward, standing on stilts. "For I am none other than the Viceroy Guntner of the Dwards, the most Horrible of Fathers! And I will protect you!"

The Viceroy dward, renowned warlord of the Horrible Father Coalition, and unmistakably the ugliest thing ever to exist, leaped forward at Theory, only to trip on his own stilts and collapse to the ground, blood spilling from his nose.

"Boss!" the other dwards, similarly on stilts called out, lifting the befuddled Viceroy from the ground and sprinting from the premises.

"I'll be back Theory! I'll be back!" Viceroy howled out, although it would seem that the dward leader would most likely never be spoken of or heard from again. Why he had disguised himself as a rich man known as Ewgross, where he had gotten his wealth to gamble with, why he was wearing stilts, why he was so stupid... all of these questions and more are very likely never to be answered and thus we won't bother asking.