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Asvith Thrym does stuff. He groaned and farted, his stench carrying over vast continents where it would linger like a toxic dangerous invisible gas for months. The air downwind became ferociously toxic as the blast from Thrym's ass sent boulders hurling down over the landscape. The sheer force of his flatulence alone would rip apart mountains, level entire forests and tear castles asunder before Asvith suddenly collapsed, falling forward facefirst into the continent of Ellaria with devastating repercussions, his falling body equal in effect to a radioactive mountain-sized asteroid impact capable of leaving a canyon sized crater. The shockwave of him faceplopping the ground with a bellyflop had the potential to change the planet... Then, just like that, he died.