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Deer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Deer** on Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:46 pm

My name is Deer.

I prefer to drink tea and eat bread, along with the occasional snacking of toasty muffins. I lay in my bed because I am lazy. A lazy deer, in fact. I am terrible at role-playing, but love to role-play. What an ironic situation. I also enjoy the presence of apple juice. It is a delicious delicacy, really. When I am out of my bed, I am sitting on my couch. When I am not on my couch, I am on the other couch. These are unimportant objectives, but they are also quite the important concern for a deer. A simple deer who knows the English language and is lazy.

Raize · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Raize** on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:33 am

My name is Raize.

I'm probably just about as lazy as you, and that's cool. Right on, bro. You do you. It's good that you know the English language, because if you didn't, I'd probably assume you only knew the very rare Canadian dialect. I have no idea about whether this has anything to do with Canada, but I'm Canadian, so it's coo'. I like tea, as long as it's not sweet. I like couches, as long as it's a couch. I like anything I can lounge around on, actually. Your nickname is going to be DITHL. Dithl. If you can't figure out what that means, throw me a message. Or, you can just demand I tell you know. That'd be all right, too. I don't know.

Welcome, Deer. I'm sure you'll find that a lot of us are just as lazy as you. Not really. You're all alone. People like us will always be alone, on a couch, drinking tea and eating crumpets.

Welcome.

Deer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Deer** on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:04 pm

Hello, Raize. Thank you for the kind welcome and my new nickname. I am going to assume DITHL stands for Deer in The Hot Lengerie. If it does not, it should. I have now ran out of tea. It is a depressing situation, really. So alas, I presume advance towards the kitchen. It is quite the hard venture, as I am already tiring.

Smokescreen · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Smokescreen** on Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:43 am

So your user name drew me in; at first I thought it was an acronym for Directional Explosive Echo Ranging like maybe you were the proud grandchild of John Buckley. "That's cool" I thought, only to click on this and see your avatar picture was of an actual deer. Not just any deer - but a deer like from one of those watercolors hanging in a dentist's office painted between the years 1957 through 1971. You know where people seem too happy and the dogs look disproportionate, the paint maybe faded or was purposefully given that pastel wash. I've always found portraits of clowns done during this period to be particularly unsettling, as more times than not the subject would likely be dead and perhaps haunt the painting. Moving on, welcome to the site and enjoy your stay. I'm sure you will soon become a productive member full of wit, charm and civility.

Deer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Deer** on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:14 am

That made me cry.

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