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The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby MrMurdoch on Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:34 am

This game's a pretty easy one. You'll ask life's very pointless stupid important questions, and then someone will give you a well thought-out stupid answer then proceed to ask another important life question...yes...the questions can be as serious or as pointlessly stupid inquiries as you'd like. A quick example:
[Insert-a-name1] Important Life Question #1: If a bird flies high enough, will it disintegrate in Earth's atmosphere?
[Insert-a-name2] No, because there's a magical forcefield that keeps birds from doing that. Important Life Question #2: Why is my name [insert-a-name2]?

And then you'd just keep continuing. pretty simple game, right? Format your questions/answers however you want and have fun! Oh, and answers can be logical or illogically illogical. :D I'll start out.
[b]Important Life Question #1
Did the Reese's Cup people get chocolate in their peanut butter or peanut butter in their chocolate?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Phoenixrisen on Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:48 pm

Peanut butter in their chocolate.

Why do cats always choose to sit on you the moment you realize that you have to go to the bathroom?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because they sense moments like that and decide to be awkward.

Why is it that everything seems to go wrong in the summer and right in the winter?
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Never forget that.

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Litria Death on Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:56 pm

Because I was born....

Why is Spring our tranquil beginning?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Caille on Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:16 pm

Because thats when Magic happens!!!! :D

Why do cows moo?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because they are unsastified with all that they do...


Why are the stars always hiding from us during the day?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Caille on Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:56 pm

They like to hide from us during the day because they look ugly during the day...so they only want to show themselves when they look pretty in the dark sky...

Why do cats hate water?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Chaoicangel on Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:12 pm

Because it takes forever to get their hair to look like that, they don't want to mess it up by getting wet.

Why do dogs always chose to bother the one person in a group that doesn't like them/is allergic to them?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because they sense that they'd get attention from you right away intead of another person that takes a minute to notice them.

Why do some people hate southpark the cartoon?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because it's "infantile" humor goes right over their heads.

Why do small children always choose to be their most annoying when you have a headache?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because they can read minds so they know how to make it worse.

Why do people gamble?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Jehanne on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:32 pm

Because they failed math as a student.

If a death row inmate diagnosed w/ Pica is asked for a last meal, are they allowed say... a fully-loaded M16 5.56 mm Caliber Rifle? And if so, would "Fully loaded" refer to ammo or chesse and bacon?
Maybe you are right, and this world isn't anything special after all.
But as familiar sights look different when seen from on high--as even when it's raining, blue skies spread out above the clouds--don't you think that the way you view the world changes depending on how it is perceived?
O, what a wonderful world! Even if it's a lie, if you believe it, maybe you'll feel happier than yesterday. Right?
Good or bad or something amazing: it isn't about what you do; it's about living without regret. That's it.

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby minamimoto on Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:23 pm

They are aloud if by loaded they mean cheese and bacon,and if its Alternate Tuesday.

Why do Thursdays feel like Fridays?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby British on Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:29 pm

Thursdays feel like Fridays because you ate at TGI Fridays.

Why is there such a thing as the internet?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because a magical elf decided to give it to us so we can save money on postage when we give Santa our Christmas lists.

Why do birds like to poop on the heads of bald people?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Akita on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:37 am

Perfect, clean slate. Easy target. Birds are assholes. ;D

Why do cats rub their butts on your leg?!

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby biomagus on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:43 am

Because they wish to test out the scratch rating of your pant leg.

Ignorant question: Can obesity reach spherical, and can spherical roll or bounce ?
Is the resulting town wide massacre the fault of the local all you can eat ?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby ViceVersus on Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:55 am

I think the resulting townwide massacre would be the fault of poor parenting and self-control skills.

Question: What would you do if all the pigeons in New York City decided to fly at you, at once?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Script on Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:00 pm

I would stop eating bread because bread makes you fat!!

Question: If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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...Where the magical unicorns make you glue macaroni noodles to picture frames.

Question: How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could could wood?

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