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The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

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The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Thundergod1020 on Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:18 pm

Here's the rundown. You have to make a comparison to either yourself or the person who posted before you and their/your sex life. This can be either kind or rude, the only catch is that you have to make the connection by using something completely NOT sex-related. I'll start.

Sex with me is like a rugby game. Painful, bones usually end up broken, and guys participate more than girls.
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Sex with me is like a newborn fawn. Chances are, I won't be standing for it.
Don't piss me off. I will personally come to your house and tilt every painting I come across.

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Re: The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Chromium7 on Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:30 am

Sex with you is like me trying to screw in a light bulb and you saying you'd be more than willing to help me nail Excalibur up a ceiling fan light socket with the 5lb sledgehammer you've got back in the shed. You're not helping, you know.

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Re: The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby luft on Tue Aug 30, 2016 3:57 am

Sex with both of you is like me going to my job. I get up 5 minutes late an by the time i check in everyone is already asking for a smoke break
"The more quiet you are on the outside, the more you scream on the inside

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby LAMBSAUCE on Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:24 pm

Sex with you is like eating newborn babies. In no way would I ever do it, but if I did, you'd find it completely okay.
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?
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Re: The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Valaxia on Sat May 27, 2017 11:23 pm

Sex with me is like wrestling a pack of valasiraptors naked with no weapon. You are probrably going to get the worst time of your life cause id keep yellin " faster" in your ears.

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