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Re: Things You Never Say

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"This one's grown whiskers in places you wouldn't even believe. No check the tonsils, I'm serious."

Things you would never say to the pizza guy?

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"Never mind, I'm actually not hungry."

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"I tend to sleep-murder ever since I've learned Krav Maga."

Things you would never say to a policeman.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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No sir officer, I'm far too drunk to walk, took the car instead.

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I'm not your precious, oh don't you get on your knees.
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I know your torment was just a part of your plans.
You lie to the sky while you're folding your hands.
I know you hate me, cause I'm all that you need.
Close your eyes, say goodbye, I'm gonna set you free!

And cry sister make it rain.
It makes no difference, you'll never see me again.
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Re: Things You Never Say

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"Would you mind if Kevin took your wolverine for a walk? He's been eyeing it for some time."

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Re: Things You Never Say

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I'm dumb, so opted for arts.

Things you'd never say to a priest.
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Re: Things You Never Say

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"Does it mean something when they go to dip you in holy water and you hear this demon voice shouting 'It burns! It burns!' ? I'm asking for a friend."

Things you never say to a tax collector.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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I'm a collector too. I collect anonymous Swiss number accounts.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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Oh, I will come back later, bye...

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Re: Things You Never Say

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You're not the cutest thing around, no you aren't, no you aren't!

Things you never say to a werewolf.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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Need help with those groceries?
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Are you pregnant?
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Re: Things You Never Say

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I threw away my full ride scholarship to paint rocks in a van

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