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Things You Never Say

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Saarai on Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:37 pm

Pretty simple. A poster posts something like, "Things you never say to a cop." The next poster posts something you never say to a cop (or whatever else) and then types their own "Things you never say" line for the next person to answer, and so on.

And example:

Poster 1: Things you never say to your friends.

Poster 2: Lock the doors, I've got lube now.

And then in the same post:

Poster 2: Things you never say while washing someone's car.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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Throw some more mud on it, that will get the soap off.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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What the heck is that thing?

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Re: Things You Never Say

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I have no insurance.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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What would you do if I had a bomb?

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Re: Things You Never Say

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I have someone in my suitcase. And he's dead. :D

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Re: Things You Never Say

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Um, Mr. Curator, how much did you have your Pieta insured for?

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Re: Things You Never Say

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It's only better than Nascar because there is more than left turns.


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Re: Things You Never Say

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Hes lieing

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Re: Things You Never Say

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I hate bacon and justin beiber .(idk)

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"This gazpacho soup is far too cold."

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"When are the owls supposed to arrive?"

Things you never say whilst mowing the lawn.
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Re: Things You Never Say

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"Now I know I saw the neighbor's dog around here somewhere."

Things you would never say to your girlfriend's parents. (girlfriend, as in, boyfriend/girlfriend relations)

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"It's really quite a simple process."

Things you never say when cooking a meal.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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" Your only supposed to wash your hands when your cooking at a restaurnt, right?"

When you meet your girl/boyfriends perents.

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Re: Things You Never Say

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zephyr on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:16 pm

onirukon wrote:" Your only supposed to wash your hands when your cooking at a restaurnt, right?"

When you meet your girl/boyfriends perents.


That one was basically just asked...

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Re: Things You Never Say

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oh my bad... things you never say when when prom king/queen.

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"So, like, which of my heads should wear the crown?"

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"whos crap made this one?"

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Re: Things You Never Say

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"Pull the trigger... I dare you."

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