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Twelve Days of Christmas

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Twelve Days of Christmas

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Sigurd on Sun Dec 25, 2022 1:36 am

On the first day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
A goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the second day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the third day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Fiiiive trucker rallies... four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Six warring countries, five trucker rallies, four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, five trucker rallies, four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Eight empty gas cans, seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, five trucker rallies, four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Nine toilet paper shortages, eight empty gas cans, seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, fiiiive trucker rallies... four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Ten pedophiles, nine toilet paper shortages, eight empty gas cans, seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, fiiiive trucker rallies... four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Eleven mega storms, ten pedophiles, nine toilet paper shortages, eight empty gas cans, seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, fiiiive trucker rallies... four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my nation gave to me...
Twelve lives that matter, eleven mega storms, ten pedophiles, nine toilet paper shortages, eight empty gas cans, seven corrupt leaders, six warring countries, fiiiive trucker rallies... four unemployments, three higher taxes, two bad recessions, and a goddamn COVID vaccine.

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