Carter Jameson Montgomery
Role
Just a guy
Gender
Male
Age
Eighteen
Personality
In a few words; one of those aloof, sarcastic, cryptic yet charismatic and sometimes goofy kind of characters. He's an enigmatic, seeming to think sometimes, more than he speaks as he prefers to observe, and not get to tangled into things; a trait he's acquired to help him not to get caught off guard. -- A lot can be learned from reading his body language and facial expressions. Something he hates is how his eyes always seem to give him away. He's passive aggressive at times, preferring to mess with peoples heads rather than get physical; As far as he's concerned, any idiotic brute can lose his temper and throw a punch. He's extremely stubborn, to the point of sheer stupidity sometimes; and often "bites his nose to spite his face" as some might say.
Don't get me wrong though; Carter's not all bad. When he does lighten up; he's a goof, and a sarcastic one at that. Making side comments, and cracks at his friends just to get amusing reactions out of them. As long as nothing has pissed him off recently, he should be in a pretty good mood most the time. He tends to act like typical protective older brother as if all the Jet's were his blood family. Overall, it just takes time to figure him out, as well as getting him to trust you(which he clearly has a some issues with) -- But once you do that, he's a great guy and great friend to have by your side or watching your back. On the opposite side of the coin, once your on his bad side -- it takes quite a lot to get off of it, if that's even possible. The most common way make him not like you -- unless he doesn't like you 'just because'; which can happen-- is to not be upfront about shit. He much prefers someone to grow a pair of balls and say shit to his face to the latter of people being fucking sneaks, talking behind peoples backs, or just being afraid to say what you think.
Brief Description
Carter just about hits six feet, on a good day..and maybe with sneakers. Regardless, the guy had something intimidating about him, or maybe a few somethings. Perhaps its the way his eyes are naturally narrowed adding to his already ice blue stare. Or maybe it's the way that even when he appears relaxed, a perceptive person might notice that his body still has a predatory under current - similar to how a lion seems at ease before it pounces. With a set of pearly whites and an unkempt mop of sandy blond hair Carter everything else about this guy seems pretty average. However, he does have two well hidden scars about his torso. One is the result of a defibrillator on his chest, the other a piece of metal when he wrecked his jeep a few years back caught his left shoulder blade pretty damn well.
Likes
- Rain - typically thunderstorms - for whatever reason.
- Cigarettes -- A habit he picked up after his brother died; they relax him.
- Reading -- Particularly his mother's books - not that anyone will know that.
- Piano -- Just a fun past time.
- Running|Swimming|Dirt Biking|Overall being active -- he likes to stay in shape.
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Dislikes
- Lies & Liars -- He may be an arrogant asshole at times, but he'll gladly tell you the blunt truth to your face.
- Rap music -- Does this one really need to be explained?
- Carnivals, big tops, and anything of the sort -- See 'Phobias'.
- Hospitals -- Stark white walls, the smell of disinfectant and death; not to mention almost anytime you need to visit a hospital (save for having a baby) it's never a good thing.
- Needy, 'can't take care of themselves', complain-y people -- Oh. So. Annoying.
Phobia
Fear of being vulnerable
Fear of clowns
History
His father a police officer, and his mother a literature professor turned author. There were no financial struggles, no hidden family issues. Aside from wishing his father was home more to play catch, so he didn't have to teach his annoying; at the time; younger brother; Carter couldn't really complain. Dad worked his cases like normal. Mom was home all the time save for when a deadline rolled around and she'd lock herself away in her study and type away until she had to ice her hands. All things considered, his childhood for the most part was easy and uneventful.
High School. Puberty. Gossip. Here's where things got interesting. Romance ~ One Maggie Fitzgerald -- Their blossoming young romance lasted a good three months earning the boy both his first kiss, and his first time reaching second base not according to the rules of baseball. Comedy ~ The school talent show -- Where this sophomoric sophomore learned that while being the class clown earned you plenty of laughs, it also earned you a week home on suspension. Drama ~ Girls -- When talking to a girl who was an ex-friend of your girlfriend causes her girlfriends to make her your now ex-girlfriend because you were suppose to know not to talk to that girl. ... Or something like that. Tragedy --This one takes a more serious note -- Aside from his dancing skills, or lack there of at prom; something which may be considered tragic. The real tragedy struck when bringing his brother to a baseball game night caused Boston's jeep to be hit by a drunk driver..and him to wake up realizing his younger brother had been killed. Now at eighteen, in an attempt to try and recover what's left of their only living son his parents forcibly sent him off to Curious Academy so he could find someone suitable to break him out of his angry, bitter shell.
Soulmate
Soul-Mate my ass.
Hex Code
#238E68
Other
Carter is a chronic lip biter, and has the tendency to run his hand through his hair when he's nervous, thinking, or whenever he damn feels like it.
Theme Song
Running From Lions - All Time Low
Get me out of this place, before I cause more damage,
a small price to pay for building houses out of matchsticks;
and when things get too hot, you've got me to blame for,
every fire that breaks out in every lover's name, {so...}
Don't forget, we've got unfinished business,
stories yet to unfold,
tales that must be retold,
and I regret not knowing when to put an end to all this madness,
keeps me wanting,
keeps me wanting more...
Sell me out I'm yesterday's old news,
phrases left on paper,
black ink bleeding through
the pages where we made our history.
Call me foolish,
I feel hopeless...
Running from lions, never felt like such a mistake
(Like a deer in the headlights)
Running from lions, never felt like such a mistake
(I won't know what hit me...)
Running from lions, never felt like such a mistake
(Like a deer in the headlights)
Running from lions, never felt like such a... mistake
(I won't know what hit me...)
Don't forget, we've got unfinished business,
stories yet to unfold,
tales that must be retold,
and I regret not knowing when to put an end to all this madness,
keeps me wanting,
keeps me wanting,
keeps me wanting more...
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Carter Montgomery
1.) Tell us, how old are you? What sex are you? When were you born?
Seriously? You think when you people accepted me into this damn school you'd at least know that I'm the appropriate age to attend - though I happen to be eighteen, which you would also know if you knew when I was born - which was on December twenty-seventh. Oh yeah, and I piss standing up - does that answer your question?
2.) Tell us, what do you Like?
I can't believe I actually have to take this thing.... Let's get this over with... I like music, playing the piano in particular. Drums are pretty fun to. I like anything active really, going for runs, dirt biking, swimming, sailing, get the idea? Good. Ah what else...I like movies, funny one's, I like to laugh - hah...hah. I also like sarcasm, if you hadn't noticed. Then again, it's hard to put that sort of thing on paper. Anyway, what else do I like? Cooking. Yeah - I was surprised to. Turns out it's actually pretty fun, and at least when I make my food I know some ass didn't spit it or anything, so that's a plus. Oh and in case you're wondering, my specialty is chicken Parmesan - I do enjoy Italian food. Am I done yet? No? Fine, let's see... I like to smoke. Is that against the rules? Oh well, I also like to read, I'm pretty decent at video games. I think that's good enough.
3.) What kind of person are you interested in?
Jeez, you people like to get right to the damn personal questions right away don'tcha? What kind of girl do I go for? Hell if I know, turns out I'm not the best judge of character. Or at least, I wasn't when I did date. But i guess if I'm stuck with whoever this questionnaire puts me with I might as well give this question a real shot... Hmm. She'd have to be pretty balls-y - ya' know, not afraid to say what she thinks when she thinks it. Independent - yeah, I guess that's the word I'm looking for. I can't stand timid chicks that let themselves get walked all over. Granted I wouldn't mind protecting her, but c'mon if Slutty Sally says she doesn't like your hair, you get over it. At the same time though, I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a bull dike or a total bitch. I guess what I'm trying to say is she has to be able to hold her own but also have a sweet, feminine side, ya' know? I guess I'd also like her to be active and like outdoorsy stuff. If I go for a run or I dunno' for a hike, she can't be afraid to go because she'll break a damn nail. Oh and most importantly, she'll need to have a sense of humor and thick skin to handle my sarcasm. On a side note, I don't want a sex hungry chick that only wants to jump into my pants - I'm not that kind of guy, alright? Anyway, good luck finding a girl like that at this school. If I get stuck with a clingy, fragile, timid, cry baby your PR department is going to hear from me.
4.) What does 'Love' mean to you?
What does love mean to me? Not much really. It use to, but now that the illusion's been broken and I'm not looking at life through rose tinted glasses I see it for what it is. Total bullshit. It's biological chemicals, a play on emotions, whatever you want to call it - it's not worth it. You get close to people, you get attached, you think you 'love' them. Shit - as far as I'm concerned, love, at least romantic love only gets yourself hurt. Point is, why go into something when you know there's a pretty damn good chance you're gonna get fucked over?
5.) What is your love personality?
My love personality? What the fuck kind of question is that - and how the hell am I suppose to know? I'm not even sure something called a 'love personality' actually exists..but whatever..if you're asking if I'm some hopeless romantic, than no - sorry - you're out of luck. Used to be, believe it or not. But when you've only ever had to girlfriends, and they both cheated on you because, one of them you didn't want to fuck'em three months into a relationship so they go have sex with your best friend - needless to say romance goes out the window. I'm also pretty convinced that the first relationship didn't end the same way because it occurred in kindergarten and my balls hadn't dropped yet and five year olds don't know what that kind of thing is..at least I hope not. Point is whatever faith I had in bringing a girl flowers, brushing her hair behind her ear, kissing her in the rain, and sweeping her off of her feet....is gone.
Hopeless romantics are just a bunch of saps who get their hopes up that they'll find their dream girl, woo her in some extravagant way, and live happily ever after. To bad they don't realize what hope sucking and heart breaking bitches women can be, or what two-timing, betraying bastards men can be either. They have their hopes up now, but sooner or later..probably sooner, those hope will get torn our of their chest and crushed - trust me. I'm not saying I'm happy about that, I was one of those suckers way back when but I'm just saying it's bound to happen, why let yourself get fucked over if you can prevent it, right? So what's my 'love personality'? I'd say I'm just realistic, but I guess you folks would probably call me cynical. Doesn't matter to me what you call it, it is what it is.
6.) Is your glass Half Full, or Half Empty?
Didn't I just answer this question? I'm realistic, a cynic and not just about relationships either, but about life. Half full or half empty - hell, I'm pretty sure my cups been knocked over and I'm left trying to dry swallow the pill of life without that little bit of water. I don't know how else to tell you people this - life sucks than you die. Alright, alright - I'm not that cynical about life. I enjoy it the best ways I know how. Adrenaline rushes now and then, kicking back and relaxing, insert that list of likes I told you about right here. Life's not a total shit show, doesn't mean it's anything fantastic either but I don't want you all to think I'm some depressed, or suicidal nut case that slits his wrists or drinks his sorrows away. I'm not, in the least. Hell, I don't even drink. The only health problems I'll have are from smoking, and I'm okay with that. Is that a good enough answer?
7.) Tell me, what kind of Soulmate may upset you if you got?
Anyone who is a: Bitch
Clingy
Timid
Lacks common sense
Has no sense of humor
Bull dike
Obese
Snob
a 'Holier than thou' kind of person
Goody two shoes
You get the idea.
8.) How sexually active are you?
Jeez - what do you want from me, a number of how many chicks I've 'got it on' with? Well, sit down and brace yourselves - whatever sicks fuckers are reading this. Seriously who sits around and reads about a bunch of teenagers sex lives? You - that's who, you sick bastard. Anyway, let's see ..2.....6..8... - Just one. Yep, you probably just spewed whatever beverage you were drinking from your nose, right? That or your an overconfident prick who thinks I'm to much of an asshole to get any girl's right? Just because I've chosen not to stick my penis into anything and everything wearing a skirt doesn't mean I haven't had offers or the option to. Just so that's clear.
9.) What are places you like, or scenery?
Ask me about sex and then ask me about scenery - way to subtly change the subject. Okay, let's see. I like outside. Beaches, parks, early morning, or late nights - mid day's alright. Sunsets and sun rises are pretty cool. Not a huge fan of snow, but I don't mind it really. I guess if I had to choose a favorite season, it's be fall. At least where I'm from the leaves change colors, and a light dusting of snow make it real pretty. My favorite scene though would have to be a thunderstorm - I don't know why though, I just do.
10.) What did you want to be when you were little? What do you want to be now? Why?
Alright, when I was little - I wanted to be like dad. A cop, in case you guys don't have that on file, like you didn't have my damn birthday on file either. Anyway, I guess I always liked how brave he was, and still is. But as a kid, be able to go to school and say your dad caught bad guys made things pretty cool. Playing cops and robbers with A.J...we'd always fight over who got to be the cop and who was the robber. Eventually dad would step in and volunteer to be the robber so we could chase him around the house and catch him. Heh...I haven't thought about that in a long time. So yeah...I wanted to be a cop.
Now? Hell, I don't know. I don't think I want to be a cop anymore. As I got older it became obvious that it was hard for my old man not to bring his work home with him. He'd be up late, sometimes I'd find him asleep at his desk in the morning atop a pile of evidence. I don't think I could do what he's done, nor do I want to. Mom's an author, she's amazing but I don't think I have a way with words anywhere near the way she does, so that idea can be crossed off the list. I dunno', I've always loved music but I doubt I could make a career out of it. Ya' know what', maybe I'll become a psychiatrist - haha, so I can deal with a bunch of crazies like myself, right? No thanks - don't think I'm sympathetic enough for that job. Being an EMT sounds pretty cool though. The rush, the random hours, saving lives on the go - that doesn't sound like such a bad idea.
11.) What are your favorite bands? Favorite songs? Any Genres?
This is easy enough...pretty much I like rocks, most forms of it. Classic, alternative, punk - I'm not to picky. Anything but rap. As for bands, the Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Killers, Panic! At the Disco, All Time Low, Sum 41, The Who, Rise Against, Green Day, Switchfoot, Train, Incubus, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Doors, The Offspring, Maroon 5 - that sort of stuff.
12.) How do you spend free time?
I'm pretty sure I already answered this questions - look back to my likes if you really want to know.
13.) Do you read? What is your favorite book?
If you've read any of my previous answers, you would know the answer to this question is yes. Favorite book - any of mom's, can't pick just one.
14.) Who was the last person you dated?
Do I really have to talk about this again? .. Fine...Whatever.. Her name was Juliet Thompson. I called her Jewls. We'd been dating for just about two years - it was great, really great if I have to be honest - at least until she decided that my best friend Matt was a better catch. Which, I could have possibly been okay with had she thought to tell me, or at the very least break up with me first, ya' know? But nope, with my luck it was our two year anniversary. I had it all planned. The whole sha-bang meant to completely sweep her off her feet. Flowers, homemade picnic at the park at sunset, even a damn bracelet with her nickname engraved it in. If you only had the slightest idea how much that bracelet cost me. Like six months of saving my paycheck and working a second second job after school - I had to quit going to soccer practice in order to work at the library and save up the money for that gift. Then, the night off, on my way to pick her up, I knocked and no answer - I'm not going to re-live that but I"m sure your imagination can come up with what happened next. But if you hadn't figured out already, the end result was that I lost the girl of my dreams and my best friend in the same night.
15.) How would you describe yourself?
Haha - please use nice words - you really are getting to know me, huh? I'll play along for a bit. I'm sarcastic, even though I have said this a million times. I'm a bit of a cynic but I can be a goof at times to. I'm pretty stubborn and I might come off as a bit cocky or overconfident but really its just some big defense mechanism because underneath my hard exterior I'm really a sensitive....sweet....nice.....little wussy prick. Yeah, you almost thought I was letting into my soul for a second huh? Yeah right. Honestly though, I'm not usually this brash and outspoken unless I need to be. I guess I'm just feeling snarky at the moment. If you meet me in person, I probably wouldn't utter more than a word to you. I"m a pretty quiet guy at times, I like to keep my thoughts to myself - and you can see why - I can't exactly go around scaring off the world all the time, life would be pretty boring if I was on completely on my own I think. I enjoy teasing, and I"ll rarely apologize for anything - but I usually mean well with my jokes, at least, I don't intentionally try to hurt your feelings. Its more of just a byproduct...or you just can't take a joke. I dunno'. I'm pretty laid back I guess - don't sweat the small stuff ya' know? You'd have to be a real fuck wad to really get under my skin. I'm bad at this type of 'tell me about yourself thing' - ah well, this is good enough, right?
16.) Where would your dream date take place? Why?
It wouldn't be up to me - it'd be up to the girl. I'd of figured out what she liked, how she liked it, and where she liked it as best I could and then I'd make it her dream date, not mine.
17.) What is your Spirit animal?
The hell? Spirit animal? The fuck if I know - whatever, I'm a bear. Sure, let's go with that. Oh, and not the teddy kind that likes to cuddle..., the stay the hell away from me or I"ll maul your face off kind.
18.) Is there anyone you've got your eye on? *wink* Why?
Nope.
19.) Can you tell us a secret you never told anyone?
..Do I really have to answer this....fuck..fine.. It's my fault my brother A.J died. I was driving, I should have seen that truck when it ran the red light, I should been able to protect him like an older brother is suppose to. If I hadn't been to busy with whatever I had been doing and we had left earlier like he wanted to that day, we wouldn't have ran into that drunk driver. My parents won't admit it, but I'm pretty sure they blame me to. Mom's books got a lot darker after the accident and Dad's just plain different. They should have revived him, not him. That a juicy enough of a secret for you...What were you expecting? Me to say to I secretly dress in drag, or sell drugs? Sorry to disappoint.
20.) What are the lyrics to the song that describes you best?
Heh - the first line. Get me out of here before I cause more damage. Pretty self explanatory I think.
21.) What color resembled 'Passion', to you? Why?
Red - I don't know why, but it just seems like that'd be the right color. It's the color you use when somethings hot, and fiery both literally and figuratively. Jeez, I can't believe I'm taking this question seriously...I don't know what else you want me to say about this. Is this survey done yet?
22.) What gets you hot? Why?
Haha - you've got to be kidding me? A school is seriously asking me what gives me a hard-on? Wow, this a first. Alright, alright - if you really wanna' know - I like it when a girl bites her lip, or scrunches her nose when she gets all mad and upset. Little quirks like that are pretty damn adorable if I have to admit. I also love those two little back dimples above a girl's butt. I like when my hair's played with, or when a girl bites - ears, neck, whatever. Gives me the shivers. This is pretty weird ya' know, I really hope some guy isn't sitting there jerking off to a stack of papers like this one with people's turn on's written on them. Just sayin' ... Moving on... I like it when a girl takes my clothes - t-shirts, hoodies, jackets and wears it all cute and oversized. Particularly when she's wearing nothing but a button down and panties. I like when a girl smells good, doesn't really matter what they smell like, strawberries, vanilla, whatever. I also like it when a girl makes uh 'ya know, 'sounds' during sex. Damn, why am I getting all shy about this...okay, whatever, I think you get the picture.
23.) If I walked into your bedroom right now, what may I see?
You'd what you see in every other teenage guy's room. A bed, laundry pretty much scattered about the room, a laptop, the basics there. I also have my key keyboard in the corner of my room, and a desk somewhere with papers littered all over it. Uh, what else, I've got a few music posters on the walls - yeah, that's about it.
24.) You like TV, huh? What is your favorite Movie? How about Anime? Why?
Who told you I liked TV? Because it definitely wasn't me. As for a movie - I dunno', I'd have to say Zombieland. It's about the world going to shit and a few random strangers kicking zombie ass with shot guns and hummers. What more could you want?
25.) How would you Impress someone you like?
I'd talk 'em up with my amazing charm, invite them over, cook them dinner, hold them as we watched a scary movie, and then take them right then and there on the couch - happy?
1.) Tell us, how old are you? What sex are you? When were you born?
Seriously? You think when you people accepted me into this damn school you'd at least know that I'm the appropriate age to attend - though I happen to be eighteen, which you would also know if you knew when I was born - which was on December twenty-seventh. Oh yeah, and I piss standing up - does that answer your question?
2.) Tell us, what do you Like?
I can't believe I actually have to take this thing.... Let's get this over with... I like music, playing the piano in particular. Drums are pretty fun to. I like anything active really, going for runs, dirt biking, swimming, sailing, get the idea? Good. Ah what else...I like movies, funny one's, I like to laugh - hah...hah. I also like sarcasm, if you hadn't noticed. Then again, it's hard to put that sort of thing on paper. Anyway, what else do I like? Cooking. Yeah - I was surprised to. Turns out it's actually pretty fun, and at least when I make my food I know some ass didn't spit it or anything, so that's a plus. Oh and in case you're wondering, my specialty is chicken Parmesan - I do enjoy Italian food. Am I done yet? No? Fine, let's see... I like to smoke. Is that against the rules? Oh well, I also like to read, I'm pretty decent at video games. I think that's good enough.
3.) What kind of person are you interested in?
Jeez, you people like to get right to the damn personal questions right away don'tcha? What kind of girl do I go for? Hell if I know, turns out I'm not the best judge of character. Or at least, I wasn't when I did date. But i guess if I'm stuck with whoever this questionnaire puts me with I might as well give this question a real shot... Hmm. She'd have to be pretty balls-y - ya' know, not afraid to say what she thinks when she thinks it. Independent - yeah, I guess that's the word I'm looking for. I can't stand timid chicks that let themselves get walked all over. Granted I wouldn't mind protecting her, but c'mon if Slutty Sally says she doesn't like your hair, you get over it. At the same time though, I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a bull dike or a total bitch. I guess what I'm trying to say is she has to be able to hold her own but also have a sweet, feminine side, ya' know? I guess I'd also like her to be active and like outdoorsy stuff. If I go for a run or I dunno' for a hike, she can't be afraid to go because she'll break a damn nail. Oh and most importantly, she'll need to have a sense of humor and thick skin to handle my sarcasm. On a side note, I don't want a sex hungry chick that only wants to jump into my pants - I'm not that kind of guy, alright? Anyway, good luck finding a girl like that at this school. If I get stuck with a clingy, fragile, timid, cry baby your PR department is going to hear from me.
4.) What does 'Love' mean to you?
What does love mean to me? Not much really. It use to, but now that the illusion's been broken and I'm not looking at life through rose tinted glasses I see it for what it is. Total bullshit. It's biological chemicals, a play on emotions, whatever you want to call it - it's not worth it. You get close to people, you get attached, you think you 'love' them. Shit - as far as I'm concerned, love, at least romantic love only gets yourself hurt. Point is, why go into something when you know there's a pretty damn good chance you're gonna get fucked over?
5.) What is your love personality?
My love personality? What the fuck kind of question is that - and how the hell am I suppose to know? I'm not even sure something called a 'love personality' actually exists..but whatever..if you're asking if I'm some hopeless romantic, than no - sorry - you're out of luck. Used to be, believe it or not. But when you've only ever had to girlfriends, and they both cheated on you because, one of them you didn't want to fuck'em three months into a relationship so they go have sex with your best friend - needless to say romance goes out the window. I'm also pretty convinced that the first relationship didn't end the same way because it occurred in kindergarten and my balls hadn't dropped yet and five year olds don't know what that kind of thing is..at least I hope not. Point is whatever faith I had in bringing a girl flowers, brushing her hair behind her ear, kissing her in the rain, and sweeping her off of her feet....is gone.
Hopeless romantics are just a bunch of saps who get their hopes up that they'll find their dream girl, woo her in some extravagant way, and live happily ever after. To bad they don't realize what hope sucking and heart breaking bitches women can be, or what two-timing, betraying bastards men can be either. They have their hopes up now, but sooner or later..probably sooner, those hope will get torn our of their chest and crushed - trust me. I'm not saying I'm happy about that, I was one of those suckers way back when but I'm just saying it's bound to happen, why let yourself get fucked over if you can prevent it, right? So what's my 'love personality'? I'd say I'm just realistic, but I guess you folks would probably call me cynical. Doesn't matter to me what you call it, it is what it is.
6.) Is your glass Half Full, or Half Empty?
Didn't I just answer this question? I'm realistic, a cynic and not just about relationships either, but about life. Half full or half empty - hell, I'm pretty sure my cups been knocked over and I'm left trying to dry swallow the pill of life without that little bit of water. I don't know how else to tell you people this - life sucks than you die. Alright, alright - I'm not that cynical about life. I enjoy it the best ways I know how. Adrenaline rushes now and then, kicking back and relaxing, insert that list of likes I told you about right here. Life's not a total shit show, doesn't mean it's anything fantastic either but I don't want you all to think I'm some depressed, or suicidal nut case that slits his wrists or drinks his sorrows away. I'm not, in the least. Hell, I don't even drink. The only health problems I'll have are from smoking, and I'm okay with that. Is that a good enough answer?
7.) Tell me, what kind of Soulmate may upset you if you got?
Anyone who is a: Bitch
Clingy
Timid
Lacks common sense
Has no sense of humor
Bull dike
Obese
Snob
a 'Holier than thou' kind of person
Goody two shoes
You get the idea.
8.) How sexually active are you?
Jeez - what do you want from me, a number of how many chicks I've 'got it on' with? Well, sit down and brace yourselves - whatever sicks fuckers are reading this. Seriously who sits around and reads about a bunch of teenagers sex lives? You - that's who, you sick bastard. Anyway, let's see ..2.....6..8... - Just one. Yep, you probably just spewed whatever beverage you were drinking from your nose, right? That or your an overconfident prick who thinks I'm to much of an asshole to get any girl's right? Just because I've chosen not to stick my penis into anything and everything wearing a skirt doesn't mean I haven't had offers or the option to. Just so that's clear.
9.) What are places you like, or scenery?
Ask me about sex and then ask me about scenery - way to subtly change the subject. Okay, let's see. I like outside. Beaches, parks, early morning, or late nights - mid day's alright. Sunsets and sun rises are pretty cool. Not a huge fan of snow, but I don't mind it really. I guess if I had to choose a favorite season, it's be fall. At least where I'm from the leaves change colors, and a light dusting of snow make it real pretty. My favorite scene though would have to be a thunderstorm - I don't know why though, I just do.
10.) What did you want to be when you were little? What do you want to be now? Why?
Alright, when I was little - I wanted to be like dad. A cop, in case you guys don't have that on file, like you didn't have my damn birthday on file either. Anyway, I guess I always liked how brave he was, and still is. But as a kid, be able to go to school and say your dad caught bad guys made things pretty cool. Playing cops and robbers with A.J...we'd always fight over who got to be the cop and who was the robber. Eventually dad would step in and volunteer to be the robber so we could chase him around the house and catch him. Heh...I haven't thought about that in a long time. So yeah...I wanted to be a cop.
Now? Hell, I don't know. I don't think I want to be a cop anymore. As I got older it became obvious that it was hard for my old man not to bring his work home with him. He'd be up late, sometimes I'd find him asleep at his desk in the morning atop a pile of evidence. I don't think I could do what he's done, nor do I want to. Mom's an author, she's amazing but I don't think I have a way with words anywhere near the way she does, so that idea can be crossed off the list. I dunno', I've always loved music but I doubt I could make a career out of it. Ya' know what', maybe I'll become a psychiatrist - haha, so I can deal with a bunch of crazies like myself, right? No thanks - don't think I'm sympathetic enough for that job. Being an EMT sounds pretty cool though. The rush, the random hours, saving lives on the go - that doesn't sound like such a bad idea.
11.) What are your favorite bands? Favorite songs? Any Genres?
This is easy enough...pretty much I like rocks, most forms of it. Classic, alternative, punk - I'm not to picky. Anything but rap. As for bands, the Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Killers, Panic! At the Disco, All Time Low, Sum 41, The Who, Rise Against, Green Day, Switchfoot, Train, Incubus, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Doors, The Offspring, Maroon 5 - that sort of stuff.
12.) How do you spend free time?
I'm pretty sure I already answered this questions - look back to my likes if you really want to know.
13.) Do you read? What is your favorite book?
If you've read any of my previous answers, you would know the answer to this question is yes. Favorite book - any of mom's, can't pick just one.
14.) Who was the last person you dated?
Do I really have to talk about this again? .. Fine...Whatever.. Her name was Juliet Thompson. I called her Jewls. We'd been dating for just about two years - it was great, really great if I have to be honest - at least until she decided that my best friend Matt was a better catch. Which, I could have possibly been okay with had she thought to tell me, or at the very least break up with me first, ya' know? But nope, with my luck it was our two year anniversary. I had it all planned. The whole sha-bang meant to completely sweep her off her feet. Flowers, homemade picnic at the park at sunset, even a damn bracelet with her nickname engraved it in. If you only had the slightest idea how much that bracelet cost me. Like six months of saving my paycheck and working a second second job after school - I had to quit going to soccer practice in order to work at the library and save up the money for that gift. Then, the night off, on my way to pick her up, I knocked and no answer - I'm not going to re-live that but I"m sure your imagination can come up with what happened next. But if you hadn't figured out already, the end result was that I lost the girl of my dreams and my best friend in the same night.
15.) How would you describe yourself?
Haha - please use nice words - you really are getting to know me, huh? I'll play along for a bit. I'm sarcastic, even though I have said this a million times. I'm a bit of a cynic but I can be a goof at times to. I'm pretty stubborn and I might come off as a bit cocky or overconfident but really its just some big defense mechanism because underneath my hard exterior I'm really a sensitive....sweet....nice.....little wussy prick. Yeah, you almost thought I was letting into my soul for a second huh? Yeah right. Honestly though, I'm not usually this brash and outspoken unless I need to be. I guess I'm just feeling snarky at the moment. If you meet me in person, I probably wouldn't utter more than a word to you. I"m a pretty quiet guy at times, I like to keep my thoughts to myself - and you can see why - I can't exactly go around scaring off the world all the time, life would be pretty boring if I was on completely on my own I think. I enjoy teasing, and I"ll rarely apologize for anything - but I usually mean well with my jokes, at least, I don't intentionally try to hurt your feelings. Its more of just a byproduct...or you just can't take a joke. I dunno'. I'm pretty laid back I guess - don't sweat the small stuff ya' know? You'd have to be a real fuck wad to really get under my skin. I'm bad at this type of 'tell me about yourself thing' - ah well, this is good enough, right?
16.) Where would your dream date take place? Why?
It wouldn't be up to me - it'd be up to the girl. I'd of figured out what she liked, how she liked it, and where she liked it as best I could and then I'd make it her dream date, not mine.
17.) What is your Spirit animal?
The hell? Spirit animal? The fuck if I know - whatever, I'm a bear. Sure, let's go with that. Oh, and not the teddy kind that likes to cuddle..., the stay the hell away from me or I"ll maul your face off kind.
18.) Is there anyone you've got your eye on? *wink* Why?
Nope.
19.) Can you tell us a secret you never told anyone?
..Do I really have to answer this....fuck..fine.. It's my fault my brother A.J died. I was driving, I should have seen that truck when it ran the red light, I should been able to protect him like an older brother is suppose to. If I hadn't been to busy with whatever I had been doing and we had left earlier like he wanted to that day, we wouldn't have ran into that drunk driver. My parents won't admit it, but I'm pretty sure they blame me to. Mom's books got a lot darker after the accident and Dad's just plain different. They should have revived him, not him. That a juicy enough of a secret for you...What were you expecting? Me to say to I secretly dress in drag, or sell drugs? Sorry to disappoint.
20.) What are the lyrics to the song that describes you best?
Heh - the first line. Get me out of here before I cause more damage. Pretty self explanatory I think.
21.) What color resembled 'Passion', to you? Why?
Red - I don't know why, but it just seems like that'd be the right color. It's the color you use when somethings hot, and fiery both literally and figuratively. Jeez, I can't believe I'm taking this question seriously...I don't know what else you want me to say about this. Is this survey done yet?
22.) What gets you hot? Why?
Haha - you've got to be kidding me? A school is seriously asking me what gives me a hard-on? Wow, this a first. Alright, alright - if you really wanna' know - I like it when a girl bites her lip, or scrunches her nose when she gets all mad and upset. Little quirks like that are pretty damn adorable if I have to admit. I also love those two little back dimples above a girl's butt. I like when my hair's played with, or when a girl bites - ears, neck, whatever. Gives me the shivers. This is pretty weird ya' know, I really hope some guy isn't sitting there jerking off to a stack of papers like this one with people's turn on's written on them. Just sayin' ... Moving on... I like it when a girl takes my clothes - t-shirts, hoodies, jackets and wears it all cute and oversized. Particularly when she's wearing nothing but a button down and panties. I like when a girl smells good, doesn't really matter what they smell like, strawberries, vanilla, whatever. I also like it when a girl makes uh 'ya know, 'sounds' during sex. Damn, why am I getting all shy about this...okay, whatever, I think you get the picture.
23.) If I walked into your bedroom right now, what may I see?
You'd what you see in every other teenage guy's room. A bed, laundry pretty much scattered about the room, a laptop, the basics there. I also have my key keyboard in the corner of my room, and a desk somewhere with papers littered all over it. Uh, what else, I've got a few music posters on the walls - yeah, that's about it.
24.) You like TV, huh? What is your favorite Movie? How about Anime? Why?
Who told you I liked TV? Because it definitely wasn't me. As for a movie - I dunno', I'd have to say Zombieland. It's about the world going to shit and a few random strangers kicking zombie ass with shot guns and hummers. What more could you want?
25.) How would you Impress someone you like?
I'd talk 'em up with my amazing charm, invite them over, cook them dinner, hold them as we watched a scary movie, and then take them right then and there on the couch - happy?