Noah Davey

"Oh, love dove, you can call me anything!"

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a character in “A Curious Academy”, as played by Spectrum


Noah Davey




Noah is a flirt. There, I just summed up his entire personality in one word. Moving on? Okay, fine, there’s more… He may be a flirt, but he’s not all about it. What I mean by that is, to put it simply, he’s never said the words ‘I love you.’ To anyone. Ever. Not even his own family members. Every time he goes to say the words, they stick in his throat and he can’t cough it out, not even in a casual situation. He’s made it his hobby to flirt with anything with a pulse and he’s gone on more dates to count, been in plenty of relationships to open a school on the subject, but he’s yet to find someone he likes enough to stick with. His average per date is about two weeks. In fact, he has a motto on these things. He’ll go out with anyone who asks him—boy, girl, hot, ugly, doesn’t matter to him—and will simply go through the proper motions of dating someone, but after exactly two weeks’ time, he’ll dump them. With that said, no, he’s never been dumped and no, he’s never asked anyone out.

To put it simply once again: Noah is a hopeless heartbreaker. He leads people on, flirting with them, meeting their gazes, smiling, laughing, holding hands—the whole shebang—then inevitably dumps them. He doesn’t understand the concept of love and the truth of the matter is, he just gets bored. He has no other reasonable explanation for dumping anyone he’s ever gone out with—honestly, they were all cute, nice people—but he never liked them enough to stay with them. He’ll be truthful if someone asks him why they’re being dumped and that usually earns him a slap across the face and a nickname or two to boot, but that’s never stopped him. Noah’s been called all sorts of awful names, but he brushes them off.

I suppose flirting and being a rotten heart-breaker isn’t all Noah’s good for. He likes making people happy, which is why he’ll never turn anyone down who asks him out. He just hasn’t come to realize that leading them on only makes things worse. He can be quite oblivious to peoples’ emotions and never understands when people cry over a break-up. He’s never felt that way about anybody before. He wants to, he really does, but for now, he just simply doesn’t understand the concept of ‘love,’ can’t say the word out loud, and that’s all there is to it.

Brief Description
So Noah isn’t as tall as he’d like to be. He stands a little shorter than most boys his age, at about 5’7”. He usually meets the height of girls his age, actually, which doesn’t exactly compliment his *cough* feminine physique. He’s scrawny with only a slight muscle tone—hey, he had to compensate somehow. His pale face is reminiscent of a baby’s and his skin is usually soft and cold to the touch (most say it’s because he’s heartless). He has unruly golden blond hair that’s cut to his neck. It usually falls in his face, so it’s not uncommon for him to have his bangs clipped to the side. Finally, he has aqua-colored eyes that shine with every smile.

-Hugs and kisses
-Eye contact
-The color red
-Horror movies

-Rude people
-Getting slapped
-Dogs (mostly large ones)

-Insects, creepy crawly things
-Large, frightening dogs

Oh, Noah was a spoiled child. When he was about the age of six, his parents died in a tragic car accident. He had no siblings and no aunts or uncles willing to watch him. His grandparents, however, practically jumped at the chance to raise him. They spoiled him rotten every day of his life. His grandfather was really old, though, and he died when Noah was around the age of twelve. His grandmother didn’t pay as much attention to him after that and grew quieter, but she still treats him with kindness when he prods her about it. Otherwise, she just sort of wanders and he’s usually left to his own devices. He can do basically whatever he wants, which is a nice upside, but on the otherhand, he has to figure out meals for himself as well as school stuff as well. He has to do everything on his own. But he’s okay with that, for the most part.

Mika Tanaka

Hex Code

With all my heart~

Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
Oh, yeah

[Verse 1:]
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away and make it OK
I swear I'll behave

You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I'm naked
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit
And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

[Verse 2:]
Baby it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got the key

(Oh!) So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger (Yeah)
I've got the moves like Jagger

You want to know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe, oh baby, rub me right
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue (Take me by the tongue)
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger


Noah Davey

1.) Tell us, how old are you? What sex are you? When were you born?
“Weird question. Shouldn’t you people know this stuff already? I’m a 17-year-old, born on February 15—yeah, I get it, the day after Valentine’s. Oh, and I’m all male~ No, I’m serious here!”

2.) Tell us, what do you Like?
“I’m getting déjà vu… Well, I like girls and guys a lot. I like flirting with them, too. I don’t really care much… Oh, I like kitty cats because they’re fluffy and cute and not over-sized chainsaws like dogs. I really like chocolate candies, but I guess sweet stuff isn’t bad sometimes either. I like scary stuff, too, especially Halloween! Oh, I like the circus and…well, there’s a lot of things I like!”

3.) What kind of person are you interested in?
“Why? You interested? *wink* Uh. Are you alive? I like anyone with lungs that still produce oxygen. Okay, okay, enough joking. I guess, if I had to pick a preference, I really like optimistic sorta people. I can’t really deal with whiny, emo, depressive people. Not my style, y’know? I guess overall, though, I would really like someone who doesn't bore me to death. I like unoriginality. Someone outgoing, someone weird, someone I can actually relate to and isn't all over me just 'cause I'm 'cute.' I get bored so easily, you know...”

4.) What does 'Love' mean to you?
“Love? Eh, that’s kind of complicated… I don’t get it. And I don’t mean that as, oh, haha, I don’t get it because nobody loves me—because that’s totally not true—I mean I don’t understand it. At all. Not even a little bit. I mean, talk to me about lust and attraction any day of the year, but when it comes to actual love? I haven’t a clue where to start with it. People usually get mad at me because of it, too! It’s ridiculous! What’s the big deal anyway? All I know is what I’ve read in those mushy romance novels: weak knees, thumping heart, batty eyes, and a mushy mind. I don’t get it. I’ve never felt that way around anyone at all.

I guess it does kind of get on my nerves, though. I mean, I do want to get it, but I just don’t. I’ve gone out with so many people because I’ve always hoped that this one would be ‘the one.’ Y’know? But they never are and I dump them and they get mad and it’s just not great. I still enjoy doing those things though. But that’s not really ‘love’ is it? I’m attracted to a lot of people a lot of the time, but I’m never sad to see anyone go. I’ve never been able to tell anyone I lo-uuuh-ve them because I’ve never honestly loved anyone before. I not only refuse to say it until I properly understand it, I just physically can’t do it! It’s too hard! Love is a stupid concept! But I really want to know what it’s like…”

5.) What is your love personality?
“What’s that supposed to mean, exactly? Ooh, romantic? Oh, yeah, I’m totally romantic. The ladies really dig that sort of thing, you know? I’m all about romantics. I’m always fully prepared with a handful of roses—red, exactly 11—candies on special occasions, and dates in the moonlight. Oh, but I guess I can be a little forgetful… I’m usually not with anyone long enough for anniversary stuff and I’m not into that kinda thing anyway. So I’d prefer to avoid it, but I can definitely be romantic when the time calls for it.”

6.) Is your glass Half Full, or Half Empty?
“Definitely half full! Duh! I can’t really stand people who always mope around all the time. The meaning to life is optimism! Okay, maybe not. I don’t even think that made any sense… Well, whatever, you get the point.”

7.) Tell me, what kind of Soulmate may upset you if you got?
“A lifeless body. *shudders* Creepy, not to mention boring. Okay, in all seriousness, I don’t like mopey people. I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before. I hate criers, too. I like strong people, people who like to laugh and smile, not people who whine about their sucky lives. Call me mean, but I don’t really care anyway. I can’t stand people who are rude either. I know I’m not the nicest, but I’d never be purposely outwardly mean—don’t ask my exes about that. So just don’t get me some downer or a zombie and we’ll be all good.”

8.) How sexually active are you?
“Can…can we do that here? I mean, this is a school, right? Uh, well, whatever floats your guys’ boats. I’m not administration. How much could I tell you I absolutely adore the idea? Of course I know about all that sorta stuff! I am the hottest thing around, after all. How could I not know anything about that stuff by now? I mean, you just…and…well, you… …I’m not very read-up on that subject. So. Just. Don’t show anyone this.”

9.) What are places you like, or scenery?
“I really like the snow. I’ll take snow over rain or shine any day. It’s just really cool. As for places, I like the beach—nice views—and theme parks, because who doesn’t like theme parks?!”

10.) What did you want to be when you were little? What do you want to be now? Why?
“Aw, I was so cute when I little. See? Anyway, I wanted to be a doctor when I was younger (kinky, right?), but then I got older and realized how hard it was to be one. So now I’m settling for just a nurse position, or a love doctor. Interested? *wink*”

11.) What are your favorite bands? Favorite songs? Any Genres?
“I have waaay too many to count. Maroon 5 is my all time favorite though. After that, no specifics. I like rock, pop, ska, anything really. I like my music like I like my mates—whatever’s cool enough to deal with.”

12.) How do you spend free time?
“Aw, well, I’m usually spending most of my time with my newest date. I get asked out a lot and it’s not like I can say no or anything. Why pass that chance up? So I’m usually doing date things, like going to the movies or eating at restaurants or walking around. When I’m ‘off-duty,’ *snicker* I’m usually playing video games or watching horror movies. Ugh, I hate werewolf movies, though…”

13.) Do you read? What is your favorite book?
“I’m sorry, what?”

14.) Who was the last person you dated?
“Oh…jeeze… Uh, well, here we go… Ugh, well, there's never been any notable ones. Chicks and dudes alike are kind of...just, well, boring to me. I'm attracted to looks, I guess, which I know is really rude of me, but I never say anything I think out loud. Not that stuff anyway. I've 'dated' tons of people. Too many to count on two hands. I've just never really been 'in love' with any of them, whatever that is."

15.) How would you describe yourself?
“How about awesome? Adorable, cuddly, handsome, alluring, flirtatious, perfectly perfect perfection of all human kind. Too much? I don’t think it describes me well enough! I’m a little absent-minded and I get distracted easily, and people tend to call me a ‘heartbreaker’ or whatever, but that’s probably my only real flaw. Probably.”

16.) Where would your dream date take place? Why?
“Good question. Alaska’s cool, but it’s too cold. Australia’s nice, but it’s too hot. I guess Hawaii would be nice with all the sights, if you know what I mean. Oh! I know! Disney World. There’s so much to do and my date and I would never get bored! And by the end of the day, my date would be so tired, they’d be sleeping on me the whole way home. Awesome! Yep, that’s my perfect dream date. Food, roller coasters, animated characters, and a cutie attached to my hip.”

17.) What is your Spirit animal?
“Augh! Spider!? That’s disgusting! There’s no way! Ugh… It says I’m intuitive—whatever that means—artistic and independent. I guess that’s not totally wrong. It says I’m eccentric too. I guess I am most of the time. It says I can get so caught up in the things I’m interested in that I lose track of the stuff going on around me. …Me to a tee! Too bad it missed mentioning how hot I am. Well, that’s okay, I already knew that.”

18.) Is there anyone you've got your eye on? *wink* Why?
“I’ve got my eye on you, love-dove~ …and about everyone else I’ve seen around so far.”

19.) Can you tell us secret you never told anyone?
“Do…do I have to? This is a little personal, y’know. I don’t need people digging their noses in my business like this, but, if it’s necessary, I guess I can spill… Okay, so this is really ridiculous, but don’t laugh or anything… Well, uh, I, *deep breaths* I’ve always wanted to be in a boy band. Okay! The secret’s out! Cue the laughter! Go ahead, I know you’re reading this and laughing at this very moment!”

20.) What are the lyrics to the song that describes you best?
“Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away and make it OK~”

21.) What color resembled 'Passion', to you? Why?
“Yellow, because it reminds the ladies of me~ I’m a little more stereotypical than that. I think of dark red when I think of passion, the color of candy hearts and the color of the blood Dracula passionately sucks from his bride’s corpse. Ah, what a wonderful color it is. Don’t you agree? I look my best in red.”

22.) What gets you hot? Why?
“So it’s that kind of assessment, huh? Wow, um, this is a little, uh, unexpected, honestly! I’d never think a school survey would ask this, but, uh, sure, I can answer that… Okay, so I have this really big thing for people who dress like cats. I know, I know, it’s weird. But you know those neko things in anime? Yeah, those are just…so wonderful~ Uh, but, I guess for something less weird, I like contact—you know, hugging and stuff. I really like hugs. This is probably more general, though, isn’t it? This isn’t an uncommon turn-on, huh? Well, I never said I was totally original. Anyway, other than those two things, it's really...really...not hard to, y'know, get me that way. I'm a flexible sorta guy.”Image

23.) If I walked into your bedroom right now, what may I see?
“Oh, no, I don’t really recommend that...—Oh, I mean, my bedroom? Oh, but baby, I didn’t know we were at that step of our relationship yet~ …Okay, so the first thing you’ll see is this giant pile of clothes. Two of them. One’s dirty laundry and the other’s clean junk I didn’t feel like folding or putting away—yes, those are pink boxers. I know, I know, how adorable. Video games surrounding the tv to the right, movies stacked in order of scary to the left of the tv. Um, then there’s a bed with my prized Lady guarding things. And, I guess, that’s it.”

24.) You like TV, huh? What is your favorite Movie? How about Anime? Why?
“Big question. Well, my favorite movie genre is horror and after that it’s cartoons, like Disney and stuff. Then I’d have to say my favorite shows are cop shows, dramas, and cartoons. I don’t watch a lot of anime, but when I do, it’s usually yaoi or yuri stuff. Eheh, yeah yeah, I know, that’s weird too. For the horror, my favorite movies are the Saw series and Final Destination series. For the cartoons, I really loved Cars and Over the Hedge, even though there’s not a lot of romance in the latter… Aw, well. There’s a cat in it. Oh! Cats and Dogs. I like that movie, too. I like the show Psych for a cop show and cartoon-wise, anything generalized, same thing with the dramas. I like them all, whenever they’re on, whatever’s on. Why do you want the plots? I’m not giving out spoilers here! Maybe you should watch a movie with me sometime, then~?”

25.) How would you Impress someone you like?
“Oh, love dove, you are asking just the right guy~ First, I would start off with a little eye contact to let them know I’m listening, then maybe a few ‘accidental’ hand touches here and there, and always stay on topic with what they’re interested in. Chicks and dudes both like talking about themselves, so that’s what I like talking about, until I get bored with the subject. By then, I usually dump them, but… Oh, I guess if I really wanted to impress someone I liked, I would listen to them and their interests. If by random, they told me their favorite flower was a daisy, maybe I’d show up on their doorstep days later with a bouquet of daisies. I know, I’m a natural. People like to know you’re paying attention to them; even this stupid little act can have a person melting in my arms.”

So begins...

Noah Davey's Story