Welcome to Alcoholia, a planet located in the Multiverse that is entirely devoted to alcohol. Created by the Beer Gods, it is a planet with golden foamy oceans made entirely of beer, with purple fermented seas of wine and rivers of vodka, where the lands and hills are ripe with hops and barley, where the forests are smothered with grape vines and potatoes, where the streets are made of broken bottles and houses built of empty cans, where everything smells like piss. Here on Alcoholia, you will find a winery, brewery, meadery or distillery on every corner, along with taverns, bars, smoking lounges, liquor stores, brothels and casinos, and even the great golden temple of the Beer Gods.

Every brew known to exist in the Multiverse can be found on this planet, in one form or another. Whether top shelf or bottom shelf, smuggled or purchased, the options and possibilities for new concoctions are endless. There is whiskey, wine, rum, beer, vodka, gin, sake, mead, champagne, tequila, absinthe, absolute, fireball, jäger, crown royale, moonshine, bacardi, cachaca, you name it. This is a world where wars are not fought over religion, politics, language, race, gender, gold, diamonds, oil, gas or natural resources, but rather over your choice of beer, alcohol or liquor. This is a place where up and down, left and right and none of that matters, where there is no such thing as balance or stillness, where there is no legal drinking age, and it is against the law to be sober.

Alcoholians pride themselves on drinking and being drunk. Every day is an excuse for a holiday, and Alcoholia is widely prized throughout the Multiverse for producing the best brews hands down. Every alcoholic beverage exists on this planet, and the Alcohol Police regularly stagger around the streets to make sure that everyone is drunk or drinking. There is no rationality or logic on this marvelous planet. Revelry, endless partying, gambling, arguing and brawling, bar fights and shenanigans are constantly happening on this remarkable planet. Shitty karaoke and horrible attempts at dancing are a regular occurrence. So stop on by and get drunk. The doors are always open, apart from the casinos and liquor stores which close at midnight. But don't fret, because most of the bars and taverns have already had their doors broken or ripped off by drunken idiots. They're always open.