
Name: I generally go by Ollie, but if you must know, my name is Oliver Madison Crewey. Yes, I'm quite aware that is a boys name.
Age: I've been told I look at least twenty, but I am, alas, seventeen.
Gender: That's a vagina down there, so I'm pretty sure that means I fall into the female category.
Species: I occasionally grow fangs and bite things until they bleed, but that mostly me being a dick because I'm actually just a shapeshifter and I like biting things.
Sexuality: Girls. I like girls. I also like guys. I like anyone who likes me, really. But mostly, girls.
Personality: Blahh, to describe my personality.. I'm funny as hell, if you ever understand my humor. I'm extremely sarcastic, while also being extremely blunt, as well as being more honest than Honest Abe himself. I tend to ramble, and I can't pay attention, and I'm definitely a pessimistic realist. I'd say I'm your average teen, full of hormones and hatred and all those fun things that come with being a girl and being within the age of like, thirteen and nineteen. I'll also throw out there that while being rather a flirty person, it's more that the idea of you is interesting, but not necessarily appealing. If I like your face, I'll let you know. End of story.
History: I've been a little bit of everywhere, at the expense of my parents. Not even a week after entering high school, I was put in homeschool, which BLOWS, let me just tell you. But I'm never really at school anyway, so why not make it at home, right? Right. Duh. Trick question. Anywhoo, I basically travel everywhere, and when I need to hide, I'll park my bike at one of those claasssyyy biker bars and shift into some sort of alien demon and scare the bajeezus out of people. Just kidding, I shift into a mouse and hide in the bike bag. I kind of just stumbled upon Bluffington, thought I'd stay for a while.
Fun Ollie Facts:
- I'm a Pisces, born March 10th.
- Easiest way to my heart is through my stomach. I like Chinese food the most.
- I go through at least twelve pieces of gum in over the course of several hours. Peppermint gum. Any brand.
- If you touch my bike, you die. 'Nuff said.
- I'm not really a "girly girl," but I like to dress up.
