
"Oh, am I bothering you? Don't worry, I won't be here long."




|Name|
"The name is... Bacon. Henry Bacon."
|Nickname|
"You can call me 'Hen', like the pretty plump poultry creature that is delicious, or 'bacon', pronounced anyway that it isn't normally pronounced. I'll give you a second to make up something." *waits expectantly*
|Age|
"I have no idea! Alright, alright, I'm lying, I'm 17."
|Birth Date|
"I was born on Sep 18. Sepia. Seppie. It's September. If you didn't figure it out already."
|Gender|
"I have been informed I am 'male'."
|Sexual Orientation|
"I'm into girls, so I guess I'm straight. Haven't thought about it.
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WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING IT I CANT QUESTION LIFE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH OF IT TO PONDER THIS."
|Role|
"I am the very serious guy who muses about life, the universe, and everything, to the point that the answer to all is very clear. It is...42. I think. I haven't seen the movie for a while...I lied. I'm not serious."
|Relationship|
"Well,I used to be with my little wallflower, but I put an end to that. Let's move on to another subject."
|Friendship|
"I'm friends with everyone I guess. How they see me is a whole 'nother deal."




|Appearance|
"Eh, you know, short brown hair, brown eyes, epic eyebrows, tallish, like 5'6", 5'7" maybe. I'm kinda skinning out a bit, didn't have a lot of muscle to start with but I don't do much, so I'm pretty lean and I don't really know how much I weigh. Not a skeleton yet though. Maybe if I live long enough I can work out. It be so sad if my handsome, handsome face went to waste, wouldn't it? Well, anyways, I'm a pretty simple guy. Whenever I'm not wearing a hospital dress, I'm wearing jeans and a t shirt. Maybe shoes. Sometimes I walk in socks. They get mad when they catch me, but eh. Oh hey, I finished how I started. Or I did...oh well."
|Likes|
"I like potatoes. Potatoes are great, you know? I also like miniaturised things, since it takes a lot of patience to make things inconveniently tiny and it pisses off my mom, for some reason. And the feeling of successfully fixing something, its...so much pride rushes through you, that's all I can say. I also like drawing, even though I suck at it, but my sister likes my doodled memos, so I hope I get real good before I go. And petrichor. And most humor; I do have a line, but its a little hard to see when the humor gets real dark. But if I can make people laugh, its great- well, if it isn't that really awkward laugh. It's kinda hard to crack joke nowadays...But you know what I like most? Cute girls. Cute and nice. They make you wish you could hold them forever, but...you can't..."
|Dislikes|
"I think being sick is the big one. Dunno why it had to be this, why it couldn't be something like, allergic to spinach. Freaking hate spinach, 'It'll keep you healthy' my ass-and leg. Does I look healthy mother!? Does I!? And yes, I'm aware it's 'do', not 'does'. I know you flipped out a little inside. Keep it in. I was messing with you. Don't like the joke? Bye. Go away. I get it if I said something that crossed the line to non joke territory, I get it, my bad. If my sudden and purposeful lapse of understanding of the English language disturbed you and you wish to inform me that that is not the way one speaks, its this 'other way', I am running to the supermarket, screwed up leg and all, will take the largest papaya I can find, purchase it- because I am not a thief, I am an upstanding citizen- return to your location, and smash the papaya into your face. Because no one likes papaya. You are now one with papaya.
”Oh, right, I was doing a thing. I don't like people who diss others hobbies, as long as the hobby doesn't involve harming living things. I also don't like it when anyone, including me, jumps to conclusions. You will have the same fate as the grammar nazi. In case you forgot: A papaya. To the face."
|Personality|
"I believe that you can figure out what I'm like. If you can't... Well, I'm obviously awesome. Then again, a matter of perspective. I guess I gotta figure out something less...perspective driven. Even things I dislike I don't take too seriously. I mean, I might not survive to experience a mid life crisis, but that's no reason to mull excessively over the sweet embrace of death. You should embrace every chance of fun you can get. And cute girls. So much fun to embrace. Gets the blood rushing. Wait, kids aren't going to reading this, right? No? Just making sure. I think we gotta give kids a good, clean time, as long as you make sure to tell them that one day, good old Murphy will come around and utterly screw them over. Not scare them, just... Be nice to them. I guess. Or be nice to everyone, it requires less thinking power, which can be then dedicated to cute girls. Of course, if dealing with the common jerk, I'd rather just avoid them, try to talk them out of treating me like crap, bore them, or beat them until they regret not leaving when they could. I'm a minor with cancer, I will play the victim card if I'm sick of your shit."
|History|
"Oh, you know, typical family: I'm the oldest, I have three sisters, my mom is crazy and my dad drowns his sorrows in cars, bankruptcy, and fancy liquor... Well, if you think about it, its pretty close to typical. They both worked, pretty much to fund the debt and stuff that grownups go bankrupt on, I took care of my sisters, we were pretty okay. We're all close in a non creepy way.
I kinda got bored with the mandatory 'study hard so you can have a $30 an hour job straight out of highschool' kinda working to get the bare minimum of requirements while having as many fun classes. Like drawing. Mashing clay into vaguely non abstract ceramics is okay, though it's fun when it means 'competing' with Sara. Shes awesome. You should see her crocodile. Rose and Evergreen are more into music. Of course, mom would never let us be, because art wouldn't put food on the table. She kept nagging until a friend of a friend hired me and taught me how to fix electronics. The way I described to my sisters is that I was basically in a closet for 4 hours a day and my boss would tell people the closet was magical and it would fix their broken devices. It's not like that, not exactly, but I'm too young to be a 'legal employee', so I stay in the back. Near the back exit. Just in case. Suddenly I was relegated to being the provider of useless yet wanted stuff for my sister's. And they know my weaknesses well.
But life continued, and there was suddenly calm. The calm before the storm. It lasted about three months, that calm. It was eerie, not having my parents flip out, breeze through school, having a paycheck.
I'm not much of a sports person, that was only something I'd do for PE.what does that have to do with anything? Well, we started a new unit. I was there lagging about, complaining about how I hated soccer above all else, how my legs were still sore after running like a loon on fire for flag football, especially my left leg, and its the opposite of dodgeball, so much nagging. We played for some time, got halfway through the unit, I was lucky most of the guys liked soccer, so we were one of the teams aiming for the quarter mile prize, and running seemed to suck more and more, so that was a relief for me. Then they passed me the ball. And the calm was shattered.
As was my leg.
I got carried away on a stretcher. That was fun. By the time my family came around, only my sisters were crying. I managed to suck it up and seem like the brave big bro for them, thankful they didn't come sooner. I spent some time in the hospital, returned home with my leg in a cast, bought my sisters sharpies so they could draw on the cast. Well, mostly Sara and Evie. Rose was lame and didn't draw anything. Then they called my parents, talking about how the x rays were 'strange.'
So I had to wait, like three months for them to open up my leg again for them to biopsy it. And they wanted me to stay the whole time juust to keep an eye on me And then, cancer. I don't know what's worse- the cancer or all the meds. They make me so sick, my parents left me at the hospital so they wouldn't have to deal with all the vomit and IV and hospice and Evie in a state of permanent tears because Sara told her what hospice meant and thought my mom was serious about that. So they only come when I'm looking fine. Which is verified via Skype. Sort of, my mom would rather I didn't call them everyday, so I have to wait for them to call first so they don't get yelled at. Sometimes we talk at night, only long enough to say goodnight, but that's my fault, because of the whole meds thing.
I guess if it weren't for the fact pretty and nice girls get sick too I'd probably be all angsty about it. But when you get death scares (I blame the meds, the doctor said the condition hadn't worsened, not exactly) it makes you feel like you shouldn't get involved because, well, me. I'm gonna outlive her. It won't hurt her much if we're not so close, right?"
|Face Claim|
Dave Franco
|Dialogue Color Code|
#66CD00[/center]