A 23 year old secretary of the CEO of Masscorp.
Markus is a very irritating to colleagues and friends. No one quite likes him because he is constantly whining about one thing or the next. He is a nudist who always tortures other people in the colony. He is the biggest suck up to figures of authority. He is constantly getting DUIs and being dangerously drunk. He has been hospitalized several times for this exact reason. He breaks every commandment and does everyone of the seven deadly sins every day but still considers himself a devout catholic. Marcus is probably the worst problem solver of alltime. His response to any problem is to whine, suck up, or undress.
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This incredibly weird man has ruined so many people's lif so many people want to kill him