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A KyHuma mixture. Likes to shoot things.

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a character in “Corrupted Soil”, as played by Epik_B0mber


The Kydolian race; first to all.


Name: Henry
Age: 3000+ (Don't ask)
Sex: Male
Race: Kydolian/Human (KyHuma)
Height: ~5'8"
Physical Description: Henry is basically what you get when you mix a Kydol and a Human together... well, there isn't really a difference. They still look like humans ((usually) but, they get spekal abilities :D) Henry is an average male, and ususally wears a balaclava along with a random nation's military fatigues, (usually from The United States). No one has really seen his full face, but they can notice some deep claw scars on the sides of his face and all.
Position: Protagonist to the main story
Relation: Brother to Joey

Backround: Henry was born at some point on Earth. Who and how? Nobody knows. I mean, Joey never had a mother or anything, so, it's really weird.
Just don't ask about logic and science and we should be okay.

So begins...

Henry's Story

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Okay, time to get serious...


Just saying: 80% of the following all happened exactly how it is written; that includes events and dialogue (I only exaggerated 1 line of dialogue out of this entire thing) The only thing that was taken out (which at the time was a big part of the story but, no.. just no.) was a xenomorph that tagged along. But we can't have that sort of stuff wandering around in our series, that'd look like this is a fan story of Alien or some crap like that.
(When the riot happens that you'll read about, yeah no that was the alien in the comic. But, hey, changing the story so it works) I know the story probably seems like I'm bad at writing, but I just have to write it as it is. Trust me, I could do much better if I was remaking it or something.

Without further ado...

Later into the series, Joey (somehow) falls down into a cavern, and is (somehow) captured by the FBI! Felix finds out about this and gets very emotional, pledging to get Joey once again. He trains in the arts of a bounty hunter, and ambushes a government convoy in which Joey is in.
He successfully stops the convoy (with his hand; why? idk lol) and evicts Joey's unconscious body from the convoy.

Felix resides in a local town for some time, until things get hot. The FBI have tracked his location, and are now sending reinforcements to capture him! Felix hides and attempts to escape, when suddenly a random riot breaks out in the streets. This helps Felix be able to escape, but before he can, he notices a particular roof sniper picking off FBI forces...

Going from one roof to another, Felix finds himself face to face with the masked vigilante. They have a short discussion, and jump off the roof to escape, becoming new friends as Henry and Felix; despite the fact they barely know each other and JUST met one another. (and they somehow survived the fall-- why?!)

Then there's this moment I realize they somehow lost Joey again.
Then they try to break him out of a testing room, but then Joey gets abducted by OTHER ALIENS!!!!!
(Alien space ship looked kinda like this)

So like five minutes later the ALIENS have no interest in the other ALIENS so then they drop Felix and the gang into a random forest. Felix breaks his leg on impact (yay logic! Wait.. wait no.. in the comic.. HIS FOOT FKN FELL OFF-- THEN HE PUT IT BACK ON WHAT THE FU-)

So Felix and Henry go adventuring to find where Joey went, but then they get split up! (somehow)
Then Felix finds Joey.. or more..

Joey finds him.
And in some way, Joey must have hit his head..
Bcuz now he's evil-- for like-- 2 chapters.

So then Felix loses him and finds Henry again.
And then Felix realizes that Henry is somehow related to Joey, and completely forgot to ask how he knew about him.
or more-- they-- they climbed on board??? Voluntarily? The fu-
So then Felix and Henry get on the ALIEN ship
And they get CAPTURED...

Then they are brought to the ALIEN OVERLORD of the ALIEN SHIP
yes, you heard that right
an alien leader named BLEEPS.
(don't ask me I didn't make him)
And apparently all the other aliens are Bleeps but they're clones! And then everyone notices the big clone machine.
"Joey, save us!" shouts Henry, preparing for the battle. So then Joey comes out of nowhere and gets CAPTURED
But it's not Joey, it was actually dust and Bleeps is just really blind lol.
Suddenly, the limbs of Bleeps' clones drop out of ventilation shafts...
"Alright, you see? You will die!" shouted Henry.
"I'd just clone again!!!" Bleeps yelled back.
Henry pulled out his trusty pistol, yelling back,
"And we will finish you!"
Henry waved his pistol around in the air, but something was wrong with Bleeps.
Bleeps started glowing and, getting bigger. He was like- 2 feet before, now he was 3.. His eyes started glowing, and with the big machine-y thing-y on his head, he yelled,
"I will ShoW YoU POWER!!!!"
Suddenly, lightning was everywhere!
He grew 10 times his size! Looking like a huge puffle! Laser emitters shot Bleeps up into the air, suspending him in an almighty electric power! Bleeps cackled tremendously, as Henry and Felix looked on; now the smaller ones. They cowered in fear of dying! But suddenly, Joey-- well; changed Joey, jumped down from the ventilation shafts!
In a grim voice, he muttered "Pick on someone your own size, you fluff ball."
(Also, at this time, Joey had like-- a million arms)
Bleeps laughed at such a worthless threat! He was unstoppable!

Of course, that's what he thought.

Joey did what any sane person would do when it ISN'T a dramatic movie, and went right over to the big laser emitters and punched the sh*t out of them. The power fell from Bleeps, dropping him to the floor.
"Nyygh, what are you doing?!!" Bleeps yelled in fear.
Then, Joey did more sane things, went over to the cloning machine, and kicked it to crap as well. I mean, these things were made of like thin metal, so it was really easy to destroy.
"Destroyed your stuff!" Joey said in a playful tone, showing his old side.
"No! My Clones!!! Nyaaaah!!" yelled Bleeps once again.
Then, the most ear shattering scream emitted from Bleeps. He yelled a simple 'no' at the top of his lungs! Slowly getting bigger, and biigger...
"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!" screamed Felix.
Henry, during the haze of the-- well- everything blowing up, looked to see Joey changing his shape. But, alas, he could not reach to him as the ship exploded, launching Felix and Henry through a hole that had already taken its shape in the hull of the ship!
"Joey.. Noooooo!" was the only sound heard from the falling group.
Felix hit the ground hard-- again.
He fell into a deep sleep...

He was in the clouds..
"A- am I dead?!" he yelped, panicking about this situation
"You might" whispered Joey, coming from nowhere.
"YOU'RE ALIVE?!?!" shouted Felix
"I might be dead" said Joey with a simple shrug.

"GAH!!" Felix said, reawakening from the fall.
Man, good thing he had his OP diamond armor on, so he didn't take any fall damage AT ALL.
Felix sat up, looking around. Henry was over by a rock, he had seemingly changed too.
His mask no longer covered his entire face, and the side that showed was severely bruised and marked. But there was something wrong with his eye. It was red, the same red that Joey had taken on...
Felix ran over to Henry and frequently shaked him like a mad man, yelling
"W-wha?! He's alive?"
"As in.. NOT. DEAD." Felix proudly stated.

Then, from the sky, the big ol' space ship thingy EXPLODED into a million pieces, sending a eye-catching red ball straight down to earth. With a small cloud of dust as it hit the ground, it disappeared into the area. A mile away, Henry looked on to the spot where the object had landed. Suspecting it could be Joey, he rallied Felix, and they began their journey..

To find Joey...
(again again..)

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR (the comic's) CHAPTER 10; THE FINAL CHAPTER (but not really because that's written on like 4 more chapters) Hope u enjoyed the fact this story is actually going somewhere now. Kbye lel

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(The following dialogue is 80% true and not exaggerated; the rest is spell check and for drama. Everything else happened.)



Before we start--

They gathered around the table.
The three silhouettes glared at each other.
(I really don't know what exactly he's supposed to look like; do remember these all on post it notes; so it looks like this kind of. We'll call him Bucket Man now)
The man in the middle cleared his throat.
He looked back at the cage in the corner, then back to the men.
"I've called you here for a reason...." he trailed off
Glances were exchanged.
"JOEY!" he yelled!
"wow.." said random guy #1
(Also guessing this man's design)
(and thats it lol)

Meanwhile back to where the protagonists are-
Joey got up from the miniature crater he made, the others saw him from a distance;
"Joey IS alive!" cheered Henry, running down the mountain.
The two began their descent.
"Joey, am I glad to see you still kicking!" yelled Henry, still halfway up on the mountain.
Joey didn't notice. He began running towards them. He started running straight up the mountain
"Holy shite, Joey's on the run!" Henry anxiously stated.
Before they could even react to anything else, Joey jumped right up from wherever he was, and spun around and kicked Henry square in the face.
"HENRY!!!" shouted Felix
Joey landed, looking up at Felix with the most feral look in his eyes.
Felix felt his adrenaline kick in and his anger build up, his hands balled into fists;
"NOO! BASTARD!" he screamed.
In one of the fastest movements a human can make, Felix snatched up his pistol from its holster and put a few right into Joey's chest, as he was mid way in the air coming towards Felix. Joey hit the ground with a very audible THUD, and his skin changed from the red form to its normal gray tint.
Felix was speechless. He looked upon Joey's seemingly lifeless body, worry replaced the rage in his eyes.
He stood over his body, and lightly kicked his foot. He was ready to cry.
"Joey?" he said with quite the shaky voice.
Joey's eyes shot open at the mention of his name, and a slight smile replaced Felix's frown. Felix definitely didn't expect what was coming next, as Joey's eyes turned a blood red color again, his claws sharpened at the flash of Felix's eyes, and Joey dug his fist straight into the side of Felix's face.

It was here, in Felix's small haven, that he had a flashback. (so apparently he DID have military experience)

"THERE THEY ARE!" shouted the soldier, who was then blown away with a laser.
"GAAAH" was his scream of agony.
The van drove by at high speeds; Felix standing on the top.
He lowered his laser rifle.
"Nice shot, Felix!" said the driver
Felix replied with a simple 'thanks'.
The van sped off towards the objective.

yep, you guessed it.
The soldiers were shocked as lasers sped towards them with a van behind those lasers.

Felix woke up. He didn't move, but he woke up. He opened his eye to feel blood all over his face, basically drowning him on the rock he lay. He could hear the conversation.

Henry stood only a few feet from Joey and downed Felix. He waved his pistol viscously at Joey.
"This isn't you, Joey! Don't do this!"
Joey took a step forward; emitting a hissing sound
"STAY BACK!" Henry said, continuing to aim the gun at Joey.
You could see it from a mile; his hands were shaky, if he did shoot, it would have been below a Stormtrooper's aim. He finally convinced himself, muttering:
"I can't shoot, I- I can't. Should I? No.. I.."
A small cage fell from the sky, smashing into the ground with Joey in center.

On the next time...

Part 2, (literally named) This is Bad...



Is that you?

Felix woke up woke up (for reals) with these thoughts seemingly floating around in his head...
He looked around, wiping the blood from his face.
Nearby, Henry sat with his gun to his head. Felix stared at him with wild eyes.
"What?" mumbled Henry with a smirk on his face.
"Congrats you woke up-"
"What's that?" Felix said, pointing up at the BIG OL ALIEN SPACE SHIP
The cage was actually just suspended in the air right now, which, once again, NOBODY NOTICED UNTIL NOW.
It began to be reeled into the BIG OL ALIEN SPACE SHIP, when Henry dropped his gun, screaming "JUMP ON!!!"
They did.
"Is Joey okay?" said Felix
"Not really," replied Henry, looking into the cage. Joey glared at him with evil in his eyes, yet he did nothing.
They finally entered the ship through a hole in the bottom into a dark room, but then it got darker, as something hit them in the back of the head.

They re-awoke.
Felix sat facing the mysterious silhouette, Henry tied behind him. They were tied to chairs.
"W-who are you?!" said Felix in a firm yet scared voice.
The man walked into the light

"Call me.. Apex."

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Fun fact before we start:
75% of expressions and scenes that I've drawn so far (including now) are all remakes of what were on these post-its. That's why some scenes are really low quality-- I mean- a post it is really small, i can't believe we were able to draw these.




Chapter 10, Part 3 (but its really 2 because we broke logic)

Apex circled around behind Felix and stared directly at Henry.
Henry let out a snarl, his eye turning the color that Joey's had.
"Who are you!?" he said in anger.
"I go by many names.."
"Just call me Apex.." he replied, coming up and grabbing Henry on the shoulder.
That was it for Henry, he screamed at him.
Anger welled up, and his skin; like Joey's, turned red. (I really hate this part)
He ripped the rope off the chair and shred it into a thousand pieces.
He was ready to kill Apex, and he was goi-
Apex jumped onto Henry, injecting him with a sedative.
Henry changed back to normal and hit the ground, moaning and then going silent.
"You calmed him?" asked Felix.
"Yeah, I know- easy, right?" replied Apex, holding the bloody needle in hand.
Apex forgot to talk in his deep tone, and Felix noticed that.
"Wait a second.. Where-- do I know you from?"
Apex lifted his mask;
"Surprise!!!" Apex said
"Connor!?" Felix said in extreme shock.

TMC, PART 4 (but really 3)
Infection (great name ;-;)

Because of logic, Joey smashed through the space ship hull right into the room. Connor came behind him surprisingly and stabbed him with the needle too. Joey turned back to his gray skin color.
"Nh, what the?! What just happened?" he said, scratching his head.
"Joey!" Felix said, forming his arms in the shape for a hug.
Joey halted him
"No really, what happened."
"Connor" Felix said, pointing at Connor across the room.
Connor waved.
Felix walked up to a big power lever that had been sitting on the wall. He put his hand on the switch, turned around, and yelled "Run!"
"Don't do it!" said Connor, becoming hostile.
The BIG OL SPACE SHIP instantly exploded because logic.
Everyone but Joey was hurtling towards the ground, because Joey already jumped out and ran away. Felix looked towards the direction Joey was running, watching as his skin turned back to the red color that Felix began to despise. Then the trees obscured his view, leaving him to plummet to the ground.


(we were really bad with chapter-ing)
Henry was changed.
He was like Joey now.
The rage coursed through their blood.
They met up.
"My brother, so good to see you." Joey said slowly and softly.
"Yes, same." Henry replied.
"But, what now?" he asked.
"We're wanted dead. I shall start something they won't forget." Joey said reassuringly.
They never noticed the man in the bush next to them.. or.. rock.. is that.. what? How did I not notice this before? Here.. lemme draw it:

Meanwhile, half a mile away.

2 Months later.
The city was run by the infection. No one knew how it started, or what it is, but it happened. Thousands were changed, and the quarantine was a failure. A helicopter circled the outskirts of the town; 2 men standing inside, peering through the open doors. Suddenly, a rocket caught their attention, and they jumped out for life!
Their parachutes saved them from the fall, but the zombies below would not. Bullets rang out from buildings, tearing up one of the men's parachute, causing him to plummet straight into the horde.
"A-AH! GOING DOWN!" he said before dropping.
The other pulled out his pistol and shot as man as he could before he landed. Sadly, he met the same feat.


Felix and Connor looked out the window, seemingly friends again. They had been trapped in the city with all the others.
"You okay?" asked Connor.
Felix didn't respond.
"Hey, wait." Connor looked back at Felix. (even though he's been blind since the explosion)
"You remember the Blastronaut mission??"
"Yeah?" Felix said with uncertainty.
"Well maybe that's what this virus is!! From there!" Connor exclaimed.
"Oh, good theory!" Felix said. Then they geared up to find the source of the virus.
"We have to find it!" Felix said with a slight panic; he waved his arms in the air for dramatization.
They had a teleporter in the building because they were in a laboratory building. They went ZAP into the underground territory of the city, where an office from the same company sat.
They were transported into the office. They put their guns up and looked around. They saw a man in the corridor, next to a corpse. He stood facing the other way.
"Are you okay sir?" Felix said, stopping in the hall. He put his hand up to check on him.
The man slowly turned to him, and he was no sir at all!
"GARSP" Felix and Connor doed!
Well actually it was:

The zombo shrieked, and grabbed Felix's extended arm, sinking his teeth into it.
"Woah! Cut it out!" Felix screamed.
Connor aimed his gun- but wait- he's blind.. So he doesn't.
The zombie stepped back and snarled; fresh blood trickling down his mouth.
Then it stopped.
It froze.
Felix and Connor looked at it with puzzled faces.
Felix looked down at his arm, watching it slowly turn green just like the zombie; that's not good.
He looked back up and was caught off guard; because in the doorway to the next room, Joey stood.
The zombie knelt onto the floor, and it went brain dead, not moving the least. Joey slowly walked towards Felix, muttering his name.
"J-Joey?" Felix said. He then broke into a sickening cough. His face turned green, his veins bulged out. He fell to the floor.
"I.. Can't.. B-Breath.." were his last words.
Connor lifted his helmet and SUDDENLY GOT PUPILS WHAT THE FU-
"Felix!?!" he exhaled.
Suddenly a random table appeared in the middle of the room, and Joey lifted him up and placed him on it. Also, random tendrils burst out of Joey's back, slowly slithering towards Felix. he dug them into Felix's skin.
"He was bit!" Connor said, leaning onto the table but still keeping his distance in case either of the two turned hostile towards him.
"I can tell.. It's in my blood"

Felix plunged into darkness. He felt nothing, saw nothing, and heard nothing. He stood in a dark cave. He looked around, seeing nothing. Suddenly, he appeared.
What the? Felix thought. He himself was standing in front of himself; but his twin had a white armor variant, opposed to his armor; which when he looked down, he realized he had on.
"Who are you??" Felix said as he pointed at himself.
"I'm you silly!" Other Felix said.
Felix tried to walk forward, but he bumped into an invisible barrier. Then it became evident it was glass. Then he was in a smaller room, and the glass became round. And everything around him became even more black; all he could see through was the glass.
"I-is this a mirror?!" Felix said, watching a frame appear on the glass on the other side.
"So long!" White Felix said.
White Felix proceeded to punch the mirror, turning Felix into a million pieces.

Joey was done the procedure. Felix's skin had changed back to normal, and the virus was rid of his body. Joey's tendrils melted back into his body.
"There, all done." Joey proudly said. He put the helmet back on Felix, which instantly turned white; along with his armor.
They both stared at Felix's armor in disbelief.
"That's-- not right." Joey said.
Connor looked at it with uncertainty, "I never knew his armor changed colo-"
Felix sat up in such a quick movement. He grabbed Joey by the neck and pulled his pistol out at Connor.
Joey pushed Felix off of him,
"Felix, stop!" he said with a growl.
Felix looked around and checked his surroundings, then he put his pistol down and chuckled.
"Oho, sorry!" he said with a big smile.
"..Did I do something wrong? You're really giggly" Joey said, allowing a single tendril to slide out of his back and towards Felix's head.
"Ho no, there's nothing wrong with me-" Joey stabbed right into his brain.
Joey searched his brain, and was actually mentally transported there for a minute.
They stood looking at each other.
"See! I'm the only Felix here- I mean, why would there be more of me?"
Joey turned around, looking at an oddly broken mirror.
"Uh, what's that?" Joey said, picking up pieces of glass.
"a mirror."
"That's it?"
"U sure?" Joey said, slowly putting it back together behind him.
(to be exact:) "Yeeeeeeeep!"
"I fixed it for you-" The mirror disappeared and reappeared into Felix's hands, as he hung it up on the opposite wall.
"D- yeah- I'll do that later" he said calmly.

They came back to real life.
Felix walked around aimlessly.
Joey leaned over to Connor,
"I think there's something wrong with Felix."
"You may be right" Connor confirmed, as they looked over at Felix.
"HEY GUYS! I FOUND A SHIP!" he proudly pronounced, standing next to a jet-like space ship.
They all jumped in and took off.
This caused all the zombies to die and everyone lived happily ever after because that was a bad idea anywa-
Felix flew through space erratically. It was odd, because he had safely flown before, but now he was going as fast as he could possibly go.
"Hm, you may be very right, Joey." Connor said while they sat in the hull.
"I think I'm right too." Joey said, slowly turning back to a gray color as his rage rid itself from his body.

They landed on a random planet infront of a huuuuge base.
"We're here!!" Felix proudly stated whilst walking towards the base.
"Uh, what is exactly 'here'" Connor questioned, as he had never seen this place before.
Felix walked up to the door and knocked on it. It opened up to about 5 pairs of guns pointed at them.
A man in a weird mask spoke up.
"Welcome strangers.. Prepare to die!"
Everyone stood there for a good amount of time.
A bullet just bounced right off Felix
A bullet
just bounced
right off Felix.
Like- not his armor.
His fucking face--
Felix's eyes turned a crimson color, and red lightning emitted from his hands. He had a huge grin on his face, looking at the attackers.
"Open fire! Open fire!" the man shouted.
Bullets lit up the area, and Connor and Joey jumped behind the huge doors.
Felix walked towards them, zapping people and launching them into the air.
"Oh for fuck's sake" said the masked man, pulling out a knife. He ran towards Felix.
"DIE!!!" he said, lifting up the knife.
He didn't last a second, and lightning surged his body and fried him. The surviving members ran away in anguish.
"You're DEFINITELY not fucking Felix!" Joey said, revealing himself from the door.
Felix's eyes were white with power
"You're realizing this now?!" he said with a short cackle.
"No, it was a theory before, now it's DEFINITE."

"But ur still cool dou."
"Its not me!" Felix shouted, his armor momentarily turning black.
"No, it is!" He said again, his armor turning white.
"No I'm not!"
He began to vibrate violently, as Connor and Joey looked on in horror.
"Yes I am!"


(To be contindued in Chapter 11: Wut)

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...Oh we're live again?

Okay okay.

back to TMC

Simultaneously, the new twins whimpered the word 'what', as they had an intense stare off at each other.
"Let's end this." said now-named Anti-Felix; as that was what he basically was; the opposite, white versus black, darkness and light- or, really the other way around but not really but just... okay it's white felix you get the point.

They jumped into the air and kicked each other really hard and brawled ferociously! They threw punches, kicked, and somehow made comic book sounds by punching each other!




Joey jumped in between, separating the two.
"Ladies.. ladies, please. It's CONTEST TIME!"

*insert jeopardy theme song*

"Best silly face!"

"Girl fight!"

"Uh, let's see who can shape shift! if you even can.."

"Show compassion to one another!"

"What was the name of the ship we were stranded on for a time?" (more on that later)
"Terriaki!" they both replied

"Whose pants did I pull down?"

"Who was trapped in a mirror?"

"Who have we been fighting 24/7?"

"What did Felix throw at me when we first met?"
"GRENADE!" said Felix; Anti-Felix speechless.
"AHA! GOTCHA!" Joey said, kicking Anti-Felix into a mirror that so happened to be on the ground behind them.
Joey picked up the mirror, Anti-Felix trapped within.
"YAY!" Felix said, jumping up and down.
"Why couldn't you guys be friends?" Joey asked
"In fact, try and do that." he then restated.
"M'kay" they both said.



(Um.. The next chapter was cringe, so we're gonna edit it times x9000 just so characters appear. You'd probably understand what happened if you put the pieces together.)

Everyone all got back together for the next trip; Joey, Henry, Felix, and Connor. (and Anti-Felix in a mirror) They decided they should go get some awesome pizza, and stop by at a cool looking pizzeria named FAT FARTY'S PIZZA. Going inside, they ordered a very very large pizza, gobbled it up. The waiter gave them their check.
"Oh, thanks! Uhhhhhhh-- Mike.. Mike Schmart.." Henry muttered, reading the name tag.
"You're welcome. Just pay the check." Mike replied, walking away.
A man in the corner of the pizzeria walked up to the table, sitting in a vacant chair.
The gang glared at him, wondering who this mysterious man was.
"Hello.." the man said in a deep voice.
His voice squeaked, "My name is Cameran, and I want to join you guys!"
Everyone looked back at each other.
"k lol"
"Wow, that was so easy! I'm so glad that I didn't have to go through some haunted pizzeria that had satanic demon robots that were trying to kill me in an office with only two electric doors and had to run into a bunch of buildings and hide from them then have my head ripped off stuffed into a suit and then put on a stage to then advance the plot by being revived somehow *INHALE* yeah like that could even happen anyways" Cameran let flood out of his mouth. (Totally not skipping like 17 sides of post it notes)
"Anyways, we should go now. Come along" said Felix.
They jumped back into the space ship thingy from earlier, and flew into space this time.
Suddenly an ASTEROID hit the ship, injuring Cameran very bad.
They then landed at a prototype medical bay floating around in space.
They all jumped out, and a doctor approached them
"Hello, how can I help-" KABOOOOM
Their ship exploded a lot!
Then, from the smoke, a very big tall black man came out--
Then, from the smoke, a tall man came out and shooted lightning evurehwayre!!! ONOSE
Doctor man took Cameran away very very fastly.
"Wait, who are you?" said Joey.
"..MEEEEEEEEE!!!!" boomed the big spooky man.
"But, who are you?"
"ugh.. TIS I, A VERY NOTORIOUS EVIL MAN, SKELEZ..uh..TOY...TOZ..." (i can't read the like 1pt font)
"Just call me skeleton lol"
"ok lol"
Joey started shooting lasers from his hands at big scary skeleton man, but they all bounced off him.
"Actually, you know what, screw this- Have a lolli pop!" he threw a small lollipop at him.
"Oh, cherry?! I love ch-- i mean.."
The base place was about to eplode for no reason, so everyoneded got running to another spacey ship!
They jumped into a dreadnought, and FLOWED INTO SPACE!!!

place went BOOM
"I'll be baaack!"
The spacey ship was headinging back to home but then it did a weird and went SUPER FAST into a planet outside of solar system called Klywon. They ship got crasheded and sad.
"sigh, guess I'll call a rental" Felix said, picking up a phone.
An hour later, a space ship came hurtling down from space and was SMUSHED into the ground.
"Here, let me try" said Joey, allowing his antennae to extend and straighten.
Two hours later, a space ship came hurtling down from space and CRUNCHED right into the planet.
Little did they know about the random fluctuation of heavy gravity in the upper atmospheres.
"Aw man, we're never gonna get out of here!" groaned Henry.
"Wait, let's just use that one" Joey said, pointing to a random ship that had been sitting there the entire time.
They jumped in and did SUPER ZOOM out of atmosphere and flied away. Then, within a few hours, they were back on Earth! (yay)
"Oh god, adventuring has sure tired me out" mumbled Joey, hitting the ground upon touchdown.



The image faded into view to the entity.
"ALIVE?! HOW?!!!" It pounded the ground.
Up on the globe was Joey, tired as could be.
"Hummm.. It seems it's time for me to take this.. into my own HANDS!"
(those are all pedestals not his body or anything-- wow I just noticed it looks like a body lol)

Actually coming up next is the past because there were lots of chapters lost in between but they're still sort of kind of worth something.

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TMC 12 (but really 14)
It Has Begun
(no kidding)
(i was lazy with art today btw)

The gang casually booked a local hotel because nobody had the brains to think about the fact they just let in some alien-looking people into their home without any other thoughts. (HumanBrain.exe will launch in 3 years)

They were all snug in their beds in the place when suddenly.
A huge earthquake struck the city hard, and they were all shaken out of their beds! Joey jumped up and looked out the window for any reason this had happened. He sat their aghast to what he saw.
Infinitely reaching into the sky were three humongous pillars. Beyond those pillars was a huge red planet!!! Mars? No.. It was the planet MERP!!! OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
How did the humans not see this planet slowly approaching earth? BECAUSE THEIR BRAINS STOPPED WORKING AHAHAHAHAHA-
no seriously this was so bad.
"EVERYONE, GET UP!" screamed Felix.
Joey walked over to a bed and sat down with a sigh,
"You know, I don't even care right now." he proudly stated.
"But we gotta! THEREZ ALIENZ!!!!" yelled Henry.
And he was right, because at the base of the pillars, big doors opened up, allowing earlier villains to appear and ravish the city! Bleeps had a new evil mecha robot thing with a big missile on the back, Skeletor-- torz-- toz.. SKELETON KING MAN was back too, and a big ol hooded man and other little minion people were all attacking the city! (which nobody cared about)
The hotel place was falling apart, and outside stood hundreds of evil people mens! Joey stood up with a grunt,
"Alright, y'know, fuck th-" SCHLORP
Joey sat down on the alien rocks. He had subsequently been teleported to some part of a planet; presumably Merp.
"Oh, another planet..Welp, at least I can get some peace around here." Joey then laid down and rest for the time being. Suddenly, he was awaken by the sound of someone clearing their throat. When he got back up, he was presented with two floating hand thingies. The blue hand thingie floated closer saying,
"Your life will deplete-"
"Until your defeat!" finished the red one.
"We'll lower your power-"
"This is your final hour!"
They both cackled menacingly.
"Oh my fuck, are you guys gonna be like this the entire time?? Why can't anyone leave me alone?"
Joey didn't notice the blue hand changing its finger positions, and a small blue beam began to build up at its finger tips.
The red hand grabbed Joey with a ghostly copy of itself, placing it in front of the blue one; as it itself fathomed a beam sword to attack Joey with! The blue laser came quick, but they were no match for Joey's skills, as he easily broke free from the hand. It probably wasn't the best idea for the hands to line themselves up, but they did. The laser smashed into the red hand, blowing him into pieces! The blue hand fell, losing its power.
"Yes! I wi- HOLY FUCK--"
From the red hand came a huge black gas, and from within that gas an eye appeared. The specter was an odd sight to Joey, but that deceived his attention, as he was grabbed with a gaseous tentacle and retracted into the gas!


He stood within the gas- somehow. It seemed he was in a completely new place, as the gas became a solid. He was in some sort of cave tunnel; the outside winds were silent now.
"j..Joey... ca.. you.. hear me?"
Joey's antennas perked up to the sound.
"Felix? Is that you?" he asked.
"How the hell are you able to transmit to me?"
"It's complicated, but it's useful" replied Felix.
Felix turned to the group back on Earth,
"I'm gonna try to talk to him INSIDE the weird sky fortress thingy."
"Sounds good." replied Cameron.
Joey continued his descent into the strange cave, until he came to a cave that opened up. Standing, or, well, being present in the center of the room was a smaller gas-like entity, except it was more liquid than gas. It too was black and had a single eye in the middle, but this eye was blue.
"Well... it seems I have a guest." the creature mumbled.
"Hi- yeah- uh. You do. Are you okay down here, or..?" Joey questioned.
"Okay means nothing to me, for I do not have such pathetic emotions. I am a time demon, and you shall call me Enigma!" the creature bellowed.
"Okay, Enigma.. Uh.. Welp, I'm pretty sure I freed you when I broke your-- shell.."
"Of course, I congratulate your feat; I was getting cramped in here. Anyways, you've come this far.. so I shall give you a choice."
"I will allow you to live, but Earth will die; or let Earth live and kill you."
Joey barely pondered a second,
"I've lived long enough. So for the well being of billions of species, take my single life-"
Enigma reached out and choked Joey with his tentacle in such a quick movement.
"Too bad, haha, I'm destroying Earth anyways! Trick question!"
"Ffck, I trustdh you!" Joey said while coughing.
Joey squirmed his way out of Enigma's grasp, and gave him such a stare into the demon's soul.
"You beasts never know what you're against, now DIE!" Joey's claws elongated, and he sank them deep into the eye of Enigma. Letting out a screech, Enigma froze. He slowly broke apart, as a white beam shot from his eye.

Down on Earth, Felix and the crew fought viciously. They murdered every type of thing they could. Their munitions were running low though, and the hordes were never-ending.
"We're not gonna get out of this alive!" cried Connor.
"Don't-- worry.. Joey will do.. well.. SOMETHING!" Felix shouted back.
Man was Felix good at timing, as suddenly, all the minions fell flat and died. And looking up into the sky, the planet was EXPLODING OMG AAAAAAAAAAAa
They all screamed, knowing this was probably the end; how would Earth survive such an immense meteor strike?! But it did, somehow. The planet exploded the other way, so all the rocks went into space and into rock belts and stuff. Ususally people celebrate this stuff, but everyone was still absorbed into being non-existent.
"yay" Cameron said silently.
From the sky a small orb fell, and it landed near the gang.
Felix, questioning what this rock was, walked over to it to get it while everyone else went back inside to have a miniature party.
It was a shiny little orb with a dot in the middle. It glowed red and blue. Felix picked up the small orb, suddenly invigorated with power; in the same colors, his eyes separately changed to red and blue.

Joey floated aimlessly in space; his body extremely bruised and damaged from the large planetary explosion. He felt nothing, and frankly it would be a miracle if he was alive.

TMC Chapter, uh, 19-21 (but really 15 lel)
The end? (because Merp just blew up so why is it named The Merp Chronicles?)

Everyone went their separate ways. Cameron told the crew he'd catch them on the flip side, and departed. Henry left with the excuse of having to find Joey, because every time Joey goes missing SOMEONE's gotta find 'em. Felix and Connor sat alone in the hotel, and even Connor departed for a short time to go get groceries- or whatever.
Felix pulled the orb from a small sack he had, and observed that it became a dull sphere now.
"Hm, that's.. odd-- gh.. agh! My head!"
Felix doubled over, and looked at his hands to gain focus.
He gasped and thought something was wrong, as both hands now appeared to have an eye, both either the color red or blue.
Suddenly, his hands then became black and became bloated, then hardening into a liquid substance as hard as rock! The mass slowly engulfed Felix's body, until he could not move, and until he could not breath! Then, electricity surged his body, and the mass blew apart! He held a small device in his hand, and raised it up into the air in victory.
"Ha, I knew this would come in handy!" he proudly stated!


The rocks still floated around in space, and Joey didn't hesitate to use what he could.
Joey slowly formed a small boulder, and then made it larger, until he had something that was smaller than Pluto. He sat on his meteorite-like 'planet' and began thinking about what to do next. A smaller boulder started revolving around the meteorite like it had a gravity field, which it apparently slightly gained.

And now begins
*cough* No we're not calling it that
Now ends The Merp Chronicles
and starts
I..Qui...Iquris Chronicles... okay.. sounds.. okay..
*ahem* Chapter 1: A New World. (but not really)

Joey stood upon his rock, making little statues to pass time and keep his mind straight. Sitting behind a bigger rock was an entity which had escaped the blast that Merp suffered. He peered at Joey, wondering what he was doing, but also keeping in mind what his commands were.

Joey noticed, and turned towards the creature, which then revealed itself.

"Oh, I'm quite sorry.. Forgot to-- introduce myself."
"I am Piotex 1.."
The creature's arm extended long and far towards Joey, pinning him upon a large pillar-like rock.
"Oh, my bad; I was trying to save my damn life and the life of billions- here you can live here"
"lol okay" Piotex blandly said, setting Joey down.

Meanwhile on the dwarfish planet Iquris' moon..

A small sphere crashed into the rock. It was the second and hidden eye of Enigma. It broke open, allowing his spirit to form on the small rock, and from there he formed into a much scarier red and blue creature.
Joey felt the disturbance wriggle through space, and intently looked at his miniature moon; noticing the new blob sitting upon it. He decided he would play some tricks on what was possibly that time demon, and sent sound waves his way to see how he would react.
Enigma drew the energy he could from the rock; which wasn't much- since it was a rock- or lots of rocks.
"What are you doing?" asked a mysterious voice.
"Oh, nothing. Just preparing to kill my nemesis." Enigma muttered, not caring of the source of the mysterious voice, but only to the fact it was interested.
"And who would that be?"
"It goes by the name.. Joey." Enigma said.
"Ah, so I see.." Joey said; still being an unknown entity to Enigma.
"He doesn't sound that bad, I mean he can't be that harmless!"
Enigma stopped the voice before it could speak any longer. He took a bigger form and began floating. (*cough* time to type some word-for-word stuff)
"You don't understand. I was sent from a dark... cold... terrible future. If he doesn't die before he finds the center stone... all will die."

"Go south" the voice said
Enigma launched himself far into the solar system. He arrived on a small planet and prepared to attack Joey. Then he realized it was a random cardboard cutout just randomly sitting on this planet.
"Wrong planet." Enigma said, returning to the moon significantly bigger.


"Agh, this thing is useless." Joey said, propping the stone in a way that he could launch it with force.
Then Enigma showed up and grabbed Joey.
"Aw fucking hell, what do you want now?! I thought I killed you!" Joey angrily said. Then his small contraption went off, and the stone was flung towards his face.
"..Oh damn."

"Wh? Felix? Well-- Old Felix?" Joey stuttered.
Infront of him was (cancer) old Felix, and behind him was a burning city!
"Imma show u da futur!"
But then he didn't because he started to fade away
"ono i fade away" joey say.
He woke back up with a surge of rage. His skin changed to the red some knew, and he felt strange growth in his body. He felt a new limb break through Enigma's grasp, and looking down at it after he tumbled out of Enigma's hold noticed he now had a double-edged tail.
Also, apparently from passing out on Enigma, he somehow absorbed some information that Enigma wasn't exactly his name, but his initials for an evil project. Joey momentarily turned gray.
"No.. Not. Again.. Shi.." he faded back to his rage state. He let out a roar, and took the center stone and broke it in two! Suddenly, the dwarf planet in which the two stood on broke open, and a large volcano found its way up through the crack. A vision of Old Felix stood infront of Joey.
"You must destroy the center stone at the top of Mount Merp-- which is- that mountain."
Apparently, while Joey was creating the planet, he had placed Merp's core in the center of his planet! With a quick movement, Joey flung the two pieces of the stone into the volcano, making the volcano explode!
Enigma momentarily jumped out of the weak atmosphere of the planet, to return later.
Joey sat down by a rock, where Old Felix appeared near him again.
"Have you learned your lesson?" he asked
"What? No! What lesson? There was no lesson in that!" Joey said, slowly returning back to normal.
Old Felix pulled out a gun.
"Lessons..." he hissed.
"I guess I'm just delusional now" Joey said..
"Fine, I'll tell you one thing though.."
"And what's that?" Joey said sarcastically looking over at OFelix.
"Felix will DIE!"
"And how could I take such glorious prophecy from a hallucination in my mind?"

meanwhile on earth

Felix stood at the top of a very big building.
Suddenly Joey saw this through a strange cloud.
"Oh shit, FELIX! NO! DON'T JUMP!"
he jumped.
Joey woke up sweating.
"Oh fuck you Felix-- or-- old felix!"
Old felix appeared infront of him with an angry expression. He pointed at earth.
"Now go save Felix!"
Joey, without a moment to spare teleported back to earth.
"FELIX DON'T JUMP!" he said, appearing out of nowhere behind Felix.
"Joey?!" Felix said, standing at the top of the building.
Joey rambled on about seeing the future and everyone was gonna die, basically looking like a lunatic until Felix cut him off,
"Jump? No! I just saw that thing.. Enigma? Yeah.. Enigma just came down to Earth for some reason."
Then Enigma flew up to the building, staring down at Joey and Felix.
But wait.. It wasn't Enigma.

(the fuck?)
(word for word:)
"Wait, if you're like this in the past because you're the past version of Felix, then doesn't this affect the present Felix right here?" Joey pondered.
"Kinda I guess." Old Felix said.
"So wait, if you and I are connected.." started Felix.
"We would feel pain, right?"
"..Yeah.. But.. My pain is ten times worse, so don't get any ideas!"
A great thing for a villain to state; and with that statement, Felix took a knife and began to gouge his eyeball without the slightest urge to wince at the excruciating pain. And, as Old Felix said; as Felix's eye bled, so did OFelix's single eye as well.
He started getting really bright and stuff and EXPLODED!
"YES!! My eye is bleeding! Ow!" Joey handed Felix a bandaid.

The next day, Joey sat around in the hotel room, and came up with an idea.
"I think I'm gonna go check out the past real quick, you want to come with?" Joey asked.
"Nnaaah," Felix groaned, holding a medical bandage to his eye, "I'm gonna go join the blastornauts. Also; I need an eye. But I'm sure Connor will come with?"
Joey grabbed Connor's arm and went into the magical past!
(were gonna skip the travelling-- 10 stickies later)
Joey and Connor come back with some scars.
"Oh man, that was fun as fuck!" Joey eagerly states.
"Oh hi guys, you took like- 2 seconds." Felix said.
"Hey, I got some bad news- uh- where should I start?"
"At the start?" Connor sarcastically stated.

The setting changes from The United States to Places


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With a brisk glide through the air, Henry glided through the air, accidentally letting go of his rope, and face planting into the hard rock below.
"hww Fwlxx." he said, waving his arm in the air.
"You're out of the hospital!" Felix said, still holding on for dear life.
Henry lifted up his head, and got up, reaching down to Felix.
"Sure did!" he said, pulling Felix up.
"Alright, we gotta get out of here!" Felix said, brushing himself off. And so they did, heading quickly back to their ship and blasting off back home.

"Welcome to the Star Bound!" Felix stated proudly.
"Wow, it's-- small." Henry said, loosing enthusiasm. It was a small ship; topped with bunk beds, weaponry, and some cool space TVs or something like such.
"This ship is like a house, but with guns-- and in space!"
"Alrighty then" Henry said, finding a place to lounge."

Cameron looked over his equipment. He opened up a crate, and took his possessions.
"I think it's time I told them." he said to himself.
"Tell them who I really am."
With that, he slid the helmet on.


"Ha ha, what a trick they tried to pull!" he cackled, walking over to his prize.
"They thought they could trick us with the sham funeral.." he continued.
"But I was able to... dig up some clues!" he said, laughing, ripping the white sheet off of his prize.

"So.. What do I do with it now" the man said, still admiring his possession long after reveal.
"..We give them Joey." said the man with the robot arms.
"What?" the man said in disbelief, turning to his leader.
"Are.. you okay?-"
"LISTEN!" castigated robot arms.
"If we give them Joey, they will think the worst part has past; surely the living dead should-- distract them for some time."
"They won't expect what is waiting for them..." he continued with a smirk.


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He heaved the body with him, throwing it into the small chilled room. He had known that the ritual hadn't been actually carried out, as Joel had told him. He didn't know exactly how the others had figured out where he'd been buried, but he was glad he got there before they did. He looked down at the lifeless body of Joey with a smirk.
"Stay down, Joey."
"Stay down."
With that, he closed the door.

Joel was sitting outdoors, staring off in the surrounding fields as he leaned on a pillar on the porch. Felix came out in a new red armor, which got him some compliments.
"So when did Joey die?" Henry said, coming out as well to join the group. Carson engaged him in conversation about the date and time, which he tried to stay with as he was also learning who Carson was.

Joel turned to the group, mostly engaging Felix who had taken off his helmet.
"You know I.. I never told you about this." he said with uttermost seriousness.
"What is it?" Felix asked.
"Well- Joey.. He--" he stopped to collect his thoughts.
"I didn't actually-" suddenly, he was cut off as a bullet flew in through his neck and out towards the house, shattering a window. Felix shrieked as he hit the ground frivolously putting his helmet on. Henry jumped in through the doorway back into the house, and Carson prepared to shield himself from further attacks. He glanced over at Joel's body, and then proceeded to run over and cast a bubble around it. Felix scrambled to his feet and kneeled over by Joel, holding his head.
"Oh my god, Joel! Stay with me!" he said, nearing crying.
Joel choked on his blood, eying Felix down, he spat out a bit, but finally uttered.
"Joey will lvehh" he drowned on his words as Felix looked down at his lifeless eyes.
"We need to get him to a hospital!"
"You really think they're gonna take in an alien?!" barked Henry, coming out from the house.
"I know a place we can take him." Henry said, running off the property.


"Sir, I killed Joel. Mission accomplished." the assassin said in a low tone.
The man with robot arms let out an angry scream at him.
"NO!" he shouted. "I said FELIX!" he said as green bolts of electricity emitted from his hands.
"...oops." the assassin nervously said.

Thus begins... T.E.C
(The Ender Chronicles)