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TMC 12 (but really 14)
It Has Begun
(no kidding)
(i was lazy with art today btw)
The gang casually booked a local hotel because nobody had the brains to think about the fact they just let in some alien-looking people into their home without any other thoughts. (HumanBrain.exe will launch in
3 years)
They were all snug in their beds in the place when suddenly.
BBBOOMMMSSHSSHHHHHHA huge earthquake struck the city hard, and they were all shaken out of their beds! Joey jumped up and looked out the window for any reason this had happened. He sat their aghast to what he saw.
Infinitely reaching into the sky were three humongous pillars. Beyond those pillars was a huge red planet!!! Mars? No.. It was the planet MERP!!! OOOOOOOOOH
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
How did the humans not see this planet slowly approaching earth? BECAUSE THEIR BRAINS STOPPED WORKING AHAHAHAHAHA-
no seriously this was so bad.
"EVERYONE,
GET UP!" screamed Felix.
Joey walked over to a bed and sat down with a sigh,
"You know, I don't even care right now." he proudly stated.
"But we gotta! THEREZ
ALIENZ!!!!" yelled Henry.
And he was right, because at the base of the pillars, big doors opened up, allowing earlier villains to appear and ravish the city! Bleeps had a new evil mecha robot thing with a big missile on the back, Skeletor-- torz-- toz.. SKELETON KING MAN was back too, and a big ol hooded man and other little minion people were all attacking the city! (which nobody cared about)
The hotel place was falling apart, and outside stood hundreds of evil people mens! Joey stood up with a grunt,
"Alright, y'know, fuck th-"
SCHLORPJoey sat down on the alien rocks. He had subsequently been teleported to some part of a planet; presumably Merp.
"Oh, another planet..Welp, at least I can get some peace around here." Joey then laid down and rest for the time being. Suddenly, he was awaken by the sound of someone clearing their throat. When he got back up, he was presented with two floating hand thingies. The blue hand thingie floated closer saying,
"Your life will
deplete-"
"Until your
defeat!" finished the red one.
"We'll lower your
power-"
"This is your final
hour!"
They both cackled menacingly.
"Oh my fuck, are you guys gonna be like this the
entire time?? Why can't anyone leave me alone?"
Joey didn't notice the blue hand changing its finger positions, and a small blue beam began to build up at its finger tips.
The red hand grabbed Joey with a ghostly copy of itself, placing it in front of the blue one; as it itself fathomed a beam sword to attack Joey with! The blue laser came quick, but they were no match for Joey's skills, as he easily broke free from the hand. It probably wasn't the best idea for the hands to line themselves up, but they did. The laser smashed into the red hand, blowing him into pieces! The blue hand fell, losing its power.
"Yes! I wi-
HOLY FUCK--"
From the red hand came a huge black gas, and from within that gas an eye appeared. The specter was an odd sight to Joey, but that deceived his attention, as he was grabbed with a gaseous tentacle and retracted into the gas!
...
He stood within the gas- somehow. It seemed he was in a completely new place, as the gas became a solid. He was in some sort of cave tunnel; the outside winds were silent now.
"j..
Joey... ca.. you.. hear me?"
Joey's antennas perked up to the sound.
"
Felix? Is that you?" he asked.
"How the
hell are you able to transmit to me?"
"It's complicated, but it's useful" replied Felix.
Felix turned to the group back on Earth,
"I'm gonna try to talk to him INSIDE the weird sky fortress thingy."
"Sounds good." replied Cameron.
Joey continued his descent into the strange cave, until he came to a cave that opened up. Standing, or, well, being present in the center of the room was a smaller gas-like entity, except it was more liquid than gas. It too was black and had a single eye in the middle, but this eye was blue.
"Well... it seems I have a guest." the creature mumbled.
"Hi- yeah- uh. You
do. Are you okay down here, or..?" Joey questioned.
"
Okay means
nothing to me, for I do not have such pathetic emotions. I am a time demon, and you shall call me Enigma!" the creature bellowed.
"Okay, Enigma.. Uh.. Welp, I'm pretty sure I freed you when I broke your-- shell.."
"Of course, I congratulate your feat; I was getting cramped in here. Anyways, you've come this far.. so I shall give you a choice."
"I will allow you to live, but Earth will die; or let Earth live and kill you."
Joey barely pondered a second,
"I've lived long enough. So for the well being of billions of species, take my single life-"
Enigma reached out and choked Joey with his tentacle in such a quick movement.
"Too bad,
haha, I'm destroying Earth anyways! Trick question!"
"Ffck, I trustdh you!" Joey said while coughing.
Joey squirmed his way out of Enigma's grasp, and gave him such a stare into the demon's soul.
"You beasts never know what you're against, now DIE!" Joey's claws elongated, and he sank them deep into the eye of Enigma. Letting out a screech, Enigma froze. He slowly broke apart, as a white beam shot from his eye.
"
NOOooOOoooo!"
Down on Earth, Felix and the crew fought viciously. They murdered every type of thing they could. Their munitions were running low though, and the hordes were never-ending.
"We're not gonna get out of this alive!" cried Connor.
"Don't-- worry.. Joey will do.. well.. SOMETHING!" Felix shouted back.
Man was Felix good at timing, as suddenly, all the minions fell flat and died. And looking up into the sky, the planet was EXPLODING OMG
AAAAAAAAAAAaThey all screamed, knowing this was probably the end; how would Earth survive such an immense meteor strike?! But it did, somehow. The planet exploded the other way, so all the rocks went into space and into rock belts and stuff. Ususally people celebrate this stuff, but everyone was still absorbed into being non-existent.
"
yay" Cameron said silently.
From the sky a small orb fell, and it landed near the gang.
Felix, questioning what this rock was, walked over to it to get it while everyone else went back inside to have a miniature party.
It was a shiny little orb with a dot in the middle. It glowed red and blue. Felix picked up the small orb, suddenly invigorated with power; in the same colors, his eyes separately changed to red and blue.
Joey floated aimlessly in space; his body extremely bruised and damaged from the large planetary explosion. He felt nothing, and frankly it would be a miracle if he was alive.
TMC Chapter, uh, 19-21 (but really 15 lel)
The end? (because Merp just blew up so why is it named The Merp Chronicles?)
Everyone went their separate ways. Cameron told the crew he'd catch them on the flip side, and departed. Henry left with the excuse of having to find Joey, because every time Joey goes missing SOMEONE's gotta find 'em. Felix and Connor sat alone in the hotel, and even Connor departed for a short time to go get groceries- or whatever.
Felix pulled the orb from a small sack he had, and observed that it became a dull sphere now.
"Hm, that's.. odd-- gh.. agh! My head!"
Felix doubled over, and looked at his hands to gain focus.
He gasped and thought something was wrong, as both hands now appeared to have an eye, both either the color red or blue.
Suddenly, his hands then became black and became bloated, then hardening into a liquid substance as hard as rock! The mass slowly engulfed Felix's body, until he could not move, and until he could not breath! Then, electricity surged his body, and the mass blew apart! He held a small device in his hand, and raised it up into the air in victory.
"Ha, I
knew this would come in handy!" he proudly stated!
Meanwhile.The rocks still floated around in space, and Joey didn't hesitate to use what he could.
Joey slowly formed a small boulder, and then made it larger, until he had something that was smaller than Pluto. He sat on his meteorite-like 'planet' and began thinking about what to do next. A smaller boulder started revolving around the meteorite like it had a gravity field, which it apparently slightly gained.
And now begins
SEASON 4
*cough* No we're not calling it that
Now ends The Merp Chronicles
and starts
THE..
uh..
I..Qui...
Iquris Chronicles... okay.. sounds.. okay..
*ahem* Chapter 1: A New World. (but not really)
Joey stood upon his rock, making little statues to pass time and keep his mind straight. Sitting behind a bigger rock was an entity which had escaped the blast that Merp suffered. He peered at Joey, wondering what he was doing, but also keeping in mind what his commands were.
Joey noticed, and turned towards the creature, which then revealed itself.
"Oh, I'm quite sorry.. Forgot to--
introduce myself."
"I am Piotex 1.."
The creature's arm extended long and far towards Joey, pinning him upon a large pillar-like rock.
"
YOU LET ENIGMA DESTROY MY HOME PLANET MERP!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!"
"Oh, my bad; I was trying to save my damn life and the life of billions- here you can live here"
"lol okay" Piotex blandly said, setting Joey down.
Meanwhile on the dwarfish planet Iquris' moon..
A small sphere crashed into the rock. It was the second and hidden eye of Enigma. It broke open, allowing his spirit to form on the small rock, and from there he formed into a much scarier red and blue creature.
Joey felt the disturbance wriggle through space, and intently looked at his miniature moon; noticing the new blob sitting upon it. He decided he would play some tricks on what was possibly that time demon, and sent sound waves his way to see how he would react.
Enigma drew the energy he could from the rock; which wasn't much- since it was a rock- or lots of rocks.
"
What are you doing?" asked a mysterious voice.
"Oh, nothing. Just preparing to kill my nemesis." Enigma muttered, not caring of the source of the mysterious voice, but only to the fact it was interested.
"
And who would that be?"
"It goes by the name..
Joey." Enigma said.
"
Ah, so I see.." Joey said; still being an unknown entity to Enigma.
"
He doesn't sound that bad, I mean he can't be that harmless!"
Enigma stopped the voice before it could speak any longer. He took a bigger form and began floating. (*cough* time to type some word-for-word stuff)
"You don't understand. I was sent from a
dark...
cold...
terrible future. If he doesn't die before he finds the center stone... all will die."
"
Go south" the voice said
Enigma launched himself far into the solar system. He arrived on a small planet and prepared to attack Joey. Then he realized it was a random cardboard cutout just randomly sitting on this planet.
"Wrong planet." Enigma said, returning to the moon significantly bigger.
Later"Agh, this thing is useless." Joey said, propping the stone in a way that he could launch it with force.
Then Enigma showed up and grabbed Joey.
"Aw fucking hell, what do you want now?! I thought I killed you!" Joey angrily said. Then his small contraption went off, and the stone was flung towards his face.
"..Oh damn."
"
Heeey!"
"Wh? Felix? Well-- Old Felix?" Joey stuttered.
Infront of him was (cancer) old Felix, and behind him was a burning city!
"Imma show u da futur!"
"K"
But then he didn't because he started to fade away
"ono i fade away" joey say.
He woke back up with a surge of rage. His skin changed to the red some knew, and he felt strange growth in his body. He felt a new limb break through Enigma's grasp, and looking down at it after he tumbled out of Enigma's hold noticed he now had a double-edged tail.
Also, apparently from passing out on Enigma, he somehow absorbed some information that
Enigma wasn't exactly his name, but his initials for an evil project. Joey momentarily turned gray.
"No.. Not. Again.. Shi.." he faded back to his rage state. He let out a roar, and took the center stone and broke it in two! Suddenly, the dwarf planet in which the two stood on broke open, and a large volcano found its way up through the crack. A vision of Old Felix stood infront of Joey.
"You must destroy the center stone at the top of Mount Merp-- which is- that mountain."
Apparently, while Joey was creating the planet, he had placed Merp's core in the center of his planet! With a quick movement, Joey flung the two pieces of the stone into the volcano, making the volcano explode!
Enigma momentarily jumped out of the weak atmosphere of the planet, to return later.
Joey sat down by a rock, where Old Felix appeared near him again.
"Have you learned your lesson?" he asked
"What?
No! What lesson? There was no lesson in that!" Joey said, slowly returning back to normal.
Old Felix pulled out a gun.
"
Lessons..." he hissed.
"I guess I'm just delusional now" Joey said..
"Fine, I'll tell you one thing though.."
"And what's that?" Joey said sarcastically looking over at OFelix.
"Felix will
DIE!"
"And how could I take such glorious prophecy from a hallucination in my mind?"
meanwhile on earth
Felix stood at the top of a very big building.
Suddenly Joey saw this through a strange cloud.
"Oh shit, FELIX! NO! DON'T JUMP!"
he jumped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Joey woke up sweating.
"Oh fuck you Felix-- or-- old felix!"
Old felix appeared infront of him with an angry expression. He pointed at earth.
"Now go save Felix!"
Joey, without a moment to spare teleported back to earth.
"FELIX DON'T JUMP!" he said, appearing out of nowhere behind Felix.
"Joey?!" Felix said, standing at the top of the building.
Joey rambled on about seeing the future and everyone was gonna die, basically looking like a lunatic until Felix cut him off,
"Jump? No! I just saw that thing.. Enigma? Yeah.. Enigma just came down to Earth for some reason."
Then Enigma flew up to the building, staring down at Joey and Felix.
But wait.. It wasn't Enigma.
IT WAS OLD FELIX
(the fuck?)
(word for word:)
"AHA,
THAT'S RIGHT! I'M OLD FELIX. YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! I
FINALLY REACHED MY ULTIMATE FORM!!!"
ono.
"Wait, if you're like this in the past because you're the past version of Felix, then doesn't this affect the present Felix right here?" Joey pondered.
"Kinda I guess." Old Felix said.
"So wait, if you and I are connected.." started Felix.
"We would feel pain, right?"
"..Yeah.. But.. My pain is ten times worse, so don't get any ideas!"
A great thing for a villain to state; and with that statement, Felix took a knife and began to gouge his eyeball without the slightest urge to wince at the excruciating pain. And, as Old Felix said; as Felix's eye bled, so did OFelix's single eye as well.
"NO! PLEASE! NOT THE EYE!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!" it screamed
He started getting really bright and stuff and EXPLODED!
"YES!! My eye is bleeding! Ow!" Joey handed Felix a bandaid.
The next day, Joey sat around in the hotel room, and came up with an idea.
"I think I'm gonna go check out the past real quick, you want to come with?" Joey asked.
"Nnaaah," Felix groaned, holding a medical bandage to his eye, "I'm gonna go join the blastornauts. Also; I need an eye. But I'm sure Connor will come with?"
"Wha?-"
"GREAT!"
Joey grabbed Connor's arm and went into the magical past!
(were gonna skip the travelling-- 10 stickies later)
Joey and Connor come back with some scars.
"Oh man, that was fun as fuck!" Joey eagerly states.
"Oh hi guys, you took like- 2 seconds." Felix said.
"Hey, I got some bad news- uh- where should I start?"
"At the start?" Connor sarcastically stated.
TBC in CHAPTER SOMETHING
kbye