





N i c k n a m e s ? Just James, or Hook. You may get away with Hook if I'm drunk.
A g e ? Twenty-Six
D i s n e y M o v i e ? Peter Pan
B i r t h d a y ? February 14th. Yeah, shuddup.
G e n d e r ? Let me drop my trousers and you can see for yourself. Male
S e x u a l i t y ? Bisexual --"It all blurs together when you're drunk, which I tend to be."
T h e o n l y m e m o r y l e f t ? A ticking noise, and being positively terrified of it. I think it had something to do with a not-nosed brat. Never liked kids. . .blech.
L i k e s ?
- Alcohol
- Parties
- The Ocean
- Loyalty
- Boats
D i s l i k e s ?
- Crocodiles
- Children
- Red Hair
- Clocks
- Sobriety
F e a r s ?
- Crocodiles
- Being Trapped
P e r s o n a l i t y ?
Me? Well, I guess that I could be described as a filthy drunk, because that is indeed what I am. Which is to say, the only times when I am sober bring about headaches and hangovers. Anyway, I'm slightly less irritable when I'm drunk, and in general much more sociable when my senses are blurred. When I'm sober, I'm definitely not the kindest guy around. I'm irritable and slow to trust people due to some weird paranoia, and tend to be easily angered by the excessive cheeriness of other people. I mean, god, how can anyone be happy all the time? I do my best to try and prevent someone from being so incredibly aggravating, at least when I'm sober. I'm just not the sort who is a morning person. Or an afternoon person, or a night person, for that matter. I'm kind of lazy, and tend to sleep through the day when I'm not out drinking anyway. Don't even try to get me out of bed before two pm, because there is absolutely no way that something like that is going to happen without somebody getting hurt. No, seriously, I will stab you with a fork if you wake me up before I'm ready- to be fair, I don't get to sleep rather early to begin with. Staying up all night drinking tends to screw up your sleeping schedule.
Not that I'm not brilliant anyway. See, despite being grumpy and drunken, I still think of myself as a fairly swell guy, though very few others seem to share my sentiments- whatever. So maybe I'm a tad bit arrogant, but what's wrong with that? I'm not as full of it as people like that Gaston gent, or Yzma and Kuzco. I'm not as bad as some people think I am, though most of the things that people say about me are true. I'm quite the liar, a teller of stories if you will, and so anything said about that is likely to be true. But, hey, I'm also a fairly loyal sort of chap, if I do say so myself, because a captain always goes down with their ship. Yeah, so maybe that metaphor didn't make a whole lot of sense in that context. Whatever. Point of the matter is that I'm not a completely bad guy. I mean, maybe I'm cruel to idiots, and don't have a sense of restraint or anything like that, but whatever. I'm not an idiot, and I can see when people are feeling some sort of emotions, and if I'm in a good mood I may try to help out. Which usually means only when I'm drunk.
On the topic of being drunk, I'm far more sociable when I can't really differ one person's face from another. When completely smashed, I'm kind of loud and very honest, and admittedly tend to be a bit of a hugger. I have a somewhat dirty sense of humor as well, although am not really a big flirter. Or maybe I am? I wouldn't remember anyway- I tend to forget most of my nights by the time I've woken up.
B i o g r a p h y ?
Before --Once upon a time, in a mythical island where no one grew old, fairies existed and mermaids swam through the sea, there lived a set of adults- the only human adults on that island, to be exact. Among them was Captain Hook, a cruel and cunning pirate who longed for treasure and, above all, revenge upon his greatest rival, the flying boy named Peter Pan. His life, sad as it is, basically consisted of the man trying to hunt down that human boy, and also avoiding the dreaded crocodile who took his hand, which was replaced by a hook. The very sound of a ticking noise was enough to make him squeak and run away, making it often difficult to actually defeat that annoying brat, Peter. He had a loyal crew, and a first mate who was the closest thing to a friend he had. He had been fighting with Peter when suddenly whisked off.
Island --I must say, this place is kind of strange, but I feel used to being on an island like this. When not sleeping or at the bar drinking myself into an early grave, I can usually be found at the pier, because I seem to have a strong affinity for boats and such. This place isn't too bad, I guess- the drinks are good, and one or two of the people are tolerable. Still, a lot of people are pains in the ass. All the same, I don't feel like I was particularly happy where I used to be, so I guess I'm fine where I am at the moment. Meh
P a s s w o r d ? Disney's Magic