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"You probably should take your hand off. It might give my mother the wrong ideas... And I wasn't tearing up. I was just...holding back a yawn. You know what that's like. I assume. Anyway, take a seat already. Aren't you the least bit tired after our battle? I hope I at least gave you a little bit of a work out."
After a few minutes, Lettiz would call out to the two from the kitchen. "Eggs are ready! Come get it!"
"Eggs are ready! Come get it!" The call from the kitchen prompted Dashade to go back into his usual cross armed stance.
''Well... Lead the way, then''
"One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight..."
That monster is coming this way in a few days. I can't just wait around and do nothing.
"Nine...ten...eleven...twelve...thirteen..."
I won't let him do the same to my home. I won't let him do the same to anyone's home.
Pikruel felt a sharp pain in her back and fell flat on the floor. "D-damn it..."
I'm so pitiful. I bet Nion has been training hard this whole time and I've fallen behind. I've got to stop slacking off.
There was a knock at the door. Pikruel scrambled to her feet. Was it Nion? Did she find her somehow? When she opened the door, she was greeted by a Saiyan male she didn't recognize.
"Are you Pikruel?"
"Yes. What is it?"
"I was sent to inform you that your ship has been repaired. You can find it at the ship repair shop near the king's palace."
Lettiz walked up behind Pikruel and eyed the Saiyan at the door. "Who's this cutey?"
As she kicked at the air and broke the nearest tree (Garnering a few complaints from her neighbours) she held a large chicken drumstick, tighly held between her teeth, giving her her morning sustinance. Unknowingly, she lived close to Pikruel, hell, she would of seen Pikruel's front door open if she was perceptive enough to notice.
He reached Pikruel's house to find her and her mother in a conversation with what seemed to be a messenger of sort, a royal one. The Arcosian set the load down beside the door and stood to the side of the man. "What's happen-... Did Kazaam and Nion do somthing? We should of never left them alone" He shook his head, partially wondering where in the hell those two were, did they ever make a plan to how to meet back up?
Sighing, Dashade went back to testing out his healed arm. "At least I've got this moving again"
Now that she thought of it, where had she wondered off too? And where did she get all this food... Best not to think about the possible crimes she might of committed.
"No. Nion and Kazaam didn't do anything. At least not that I know of. He says Taao's ship is fixed. Maybe we can find them at the...what are you carrying? Is that Brontocerasaurus meat? I love Brontocerasaurus meat!"
"Did you do my shopping for me, dear?" Lettiz asked, pushing her way out the door. "How sweet. I'd prefer a strong Saiyan man, but you'd make an excellent husband to my daughter, if you're not taken. I mean...you are a man, right? You don't appear to be wearing any clothes, but I don't see the sticks and berries."
"MOM!!!"
The Saiyan messenger backed away from the crazy woman and said, "I'll be on my way now."
In only a second she had leaped from her wrecked backyard and landed in front of the box with a hungry expression. Yes, she had her own meat at home, but stoln meat tasted so much better. But, in the midst of her very unsubtle attempt to stel food, it struck her that she did know the people in question. "Oh, hey... Pickle?" Her brain wasn't a morning person.
"How sweet. I'd prefer a strong Saiyan man, but you'd make an excellent husband to my daughter, if you're not taken. I mean...you are a man, right? You don't appear to be wearing any clothes, but I don't see the sticks and berries."
At this Nion let out a laugh. "Whoa, what have you two weirdos been up too? I thought you were just training. Or does that mean something else for the lizard over there?" She gestured to Dashade, at the 'sticks and berries' comment she directly told Lettiz "Meh, I always assumed that he used his tail"
And of course the subject of his genitals had to appear. "It's not my tail, you imbecile! I don't know what you know about Arcosian biology, but I am equiped... Wait, why am I telling you this? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!?"
By now, the girl had managed to poke a hole in her scouter, giving her a bit of an electric shock.
After the initial shock of her mother's behavior, Pikruel noticed Nion. She seemed to behaving fun fueling Lettiz' burning questions about Arcosian biology. She decided to attempt to defuse the situation by changing the topic.
"Hey, Nion. Where'd you come from? I was wondering where you went off to."
Dashade was currently using the large box to try and hide his blushing face, looking to Nion and letting out a fake chuckle. "Oh it's no problem, Miss! Uh, LOOK, seems Nion has taken an interest in you. Why don't you go ask about her sexual organs..." Before looking to Pikruel and mouthing out 'DIVERT, DIVERT!' "This is Pikruel's mother, Lettiz"
"Oh, you're just flattering me. But I like it anyway."
"Mother!?" Nion exclaimed. "Damn... You're looking cute for someone who's supposed to be pushing, what? Forty? You've got to be pulling my leg..."
"Thank you, but it's rude to ask a woman her age, you know."
"You're talking about rudeness...?" Pikruel mumbled.
"I guess my Saiyan genes have been good to me. Do you really think I still look like a teenager?"
"Well, your hair is starting to grey a little..."
Lettiz' hand came down so hard on Pikruel's backside that she didn't even know what hit her.
"Ow! Ffffff--fudge..."
"I guess my Saiyan genes have been good to me. Do you really think I still look like a teenager?"
"Not a teenager, just a young adult, you know; before you're beauty is supposed to fade and all that crap" Gestureing with her head "Like Dashade over there, he's already got wrinkles"
Pikruel was getting really agitated. Even with the offer of a meal, she couldn't help but feel that she was wasting time.
"I can't stand just sitting around like everything is fine. There's a big battle coming our way. The grunts are easy enough, but Heeta has us all outclassed. He could destroy us all in an instant. Our warrior race, wiped out like nothing. Nion, we have to learn how to become Super Saiyans like Cabba, or we won't even be a challenge for him."
"Well, it will take a couple of hours to cook this meat," Lettiz added.
Pikruel nodded then gave Nion a serious look.
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"Cabba's strength is way out of my league," Pikruel added. "But if we can discover this Super Saiyan power I've heard about, we can become many times stronger than we are right now. I've heard numbers as high as 50."
"Oh! Are we doing a roast?" Lettiz asked. "Okay. Your hair makes you look like a grandma. No! A greatgrandma!"
"You have mouth so dirty, you couldn't kiss your mother with it. Not that she would want to kiss your ugly face anyway."
"I've seen babies with bigger muscles than yours!"
"I could make a fur coat from the hair you got on those legs."
"Your boobs are so flat, I thought you were a man when I first saw you."
"You are Nion. That is both your crime, and also your eternal punishment"
She was in high spirits, she had some junk, she was getting attention, now all she needed to do was to find the gang so she stopped looking so lost.
"You have mouth so dirty, you couldn't kiss your mother with it. Not that she would want to kiss your ugly face anyway."
The little bubblegum monster came to a stop in front of the gathering of very recognizable faces as a voiced seemed to insult her, puckering up her lips into a sour pout, Kazaam dragged her holy stuff towards the three with a scowl directed at who she assumed had insulted her: Nion. "A-And you're blue... But blue is cool... BUT YOU'RE BLUE"