Hello My Name is: Devin Joe Harris
Please Call me: Devin
My Birthday is: May 12 1996 (17)
Well Obviously I'm: a Male, duh
If you must know I'm: Straight
Oh I'm: Unstable, so watch it
It's Been: About.... two years
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My Shampoo?: Red
I Need Glasses: Gold
Does This Make Me Look Fat?: 198 lbs
Well I Think I'm: 6'2 ft
Aren't I Pretty:Devin's got a decent build for someone who hardly ever exercises out of ping pong practice. His skin is pretty white and has freckles planted here and there on his arms and legs. Devin's hair is a dark reddish color that shades into purple when in the shadows. His eyes are a pretty close color to golden, but not exact. He has black frame glasses to add to the geekiness. He doesn't slouch a lot since he spends most of his time standing up, so he's kind of tall compared to regularly slouchy people.
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Well I'd Honestly Prefer: The color red, winning, taking long naps
Hate Is Such a Strong Word: But I despise the color blue, loosing, and oversleeping
I'm Speshful!: Devin has an 'All for one, none for all' kind of attitude. He likes challenging people on the spot and believes he's the best of the best... At ping pong of course. It's his favorite sport, day and night. His spirits are always high and though and he doesn't always get so hotheaded with people who makes mistakes, he's get close to murdering you if he finds out you cheated at him. Even if you didn't or just bounced the ball on the wrong side of the net, well... you better start learning how to write with your mouth.
Devin's taken a big hit from love once upon a time and tries not to steer too far into it anymore, but no matter what, he's a sucker for girls in shorts. He can't help but to start showing off his two-handed ping pong skills, and won't say no to giving a lesson or two about it. Just because he's in a insane asylum doesn't mean he can't flirt a little, right? Still, love isn't his sport so he doesn't know all the rules. So please, if you're going out with him, try not to hang out with your friends. He'll assume the worst.
This One Time!: Devin didn't have the biggest history, but he did have a violent one. His first act was on the first day of third grade. Some older kid had forgotten his lunch so he decided to take Devin's. Devin got mad and showed that kid what flying out of a two-story building was like.. Of course he got expelled and sent to a new school. On the first week the teacher had given him detention for 'picking on another kid'. He was just telling him how horrible his hand-writing was, gosh. He didn't act violent immediately but when that teacher was about going to give him a spanking, He showed her some stars in a hospital bed.
Over the years, He had gotten a little used to the unfairness of the world. He didn't tip waitresses who'd split coffee on him, Didn't apologize to people bumping into him and making his lunch decorate his shirt, but let it be said, he did not take any shit from people on the ping-pong table. Long story short; when he was done with this guy, Devin was sent to the East Meadows Asylum.
The More You Know: Devin is ambidextrous. Ambidexterity allows Devin to naturally use both his hands in action equally and adequately. Ambidexterity gives Devin some side-affects including; Random dizziness and Sensitivity. Please avoid trying to make him angry, upset, tired, and/or over-joyed.