I Am 21 Years Old.
I Am A Male.
I Came Here Because One of the freaks caught my eye, the sexy tiger one. She's hot, and the low-cut shirts she wears accents her-um, her eyes. So, I decided to work here. .
What Am I Like? Well... I act like. the traditional football quarterback. I have a funny, sort of crude sense of humor. I'm rather good looking, I'm tough, and granted, sometimes a bit of a douche. What do I like? Well hot babes easily comes in first, then football, and then probably steak. Dislikes? Hot babes who feed off of my sadness, or who try to maul my face when I flirt with them (Lily!) I fear never getting a date that last at least a year....
My Life Has Been Interesting. This is How it Went I was born into a small family, in my home state of Texas. Grew up on a ranch, cleaned stalls, and crap like that. Fell in love with a 'lil lady named Bridget Moore, dumped me right on the dance floor at prom night. I wandered around in sorrow for a few years, 'till I found the tiger queen here at the Zoo. I guess it's a nice place..
Writing Sample? Tony's eyes widened as they opened and took in the sight of the beast. She stood at a good height, not too short, not too tall, and was a healthy size. With a curvy bum, he noted. She caught him staring, and snarled, her fangs showing "Hey baby, I-" he began, and she pounced at the side of her cage, obviously eager to maul him, and angered that the cage had stopped her. Tony slowly backed away, and ran into the owner of the Zoo, who he asked for a job there. I can get her to like me he promised.