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Full Metal Alchemist: Cake Time

Full Metal Alchemist: Cake Time

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A crack rp where the Full Metal Alchemist characters attempt to bake a cake. NO OCS!

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Introduction

Roy is hungry and demands a cake. Ed is bored, and, due to Winry making him a new arm, can't leave Central. And, Envy.... Just wants something to do. Others may join in on the battle of making a cake, join in on all the turmoil, help find the sugar, and crack the eggs, but who knows what just might happen, when they try to use alchemy to complete the process.

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Ed huffed, smirking as he rolled up he pulled off his jacket, hanging it by the kitchen door with his cloak. First one in the kitchen to bake that Stupid Colonel a cake! Roy had said he couldn't do it... But look at him! Edward was going to make the best cake Mustang had ever eaten! With the same smirk, he moved over, watching his human hand and putting a glove over the auto mail before washing them with a smile. He moved over to the large shelf of books, reaching for one of the higher shelves... But, not making it. He growled in frustration, pulling over a stool and trying again, his fingers just brushing the binder, but pushing it farther into the shelf. "COME HERE, YOU FREAKING BOOK!" Edward yelled, struggling, but still not being able to grab it.

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Roy smirked as he stod behind the door that lead into the kitchen. He knew how much trouble it was going to be to get that damn book.. Thats why he knew Edward wasn't going to be able to get his cake finished. He laughed. sliping his hands into his pockets and pushing the door open with his shoulder, grinning at the blonde from behind. "I see you're having some trouble, Full Metal. Need any help?" He asked, walking over and looking down at the blonde, taking his hands out of his pockets and reaching up for the book Ed wanted.

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"No! I don't need any help!" Ed growled, swatting the Colonel's hand away with his meta one before jumping off his stool. He looked around, deciding it better not to use alchemy in the Military's kitchen, and climbing onto one of the counter tops. He slid over across them, standing on it. Leaning forward, one hand grabbing the cabinet, making sure he wouldn't fall, as the other tried to pull the heavy book out. He was barely tall enough to reach from the counter to the cabinet, almost falling down when he managed to pull it out.

"See? I can get things on my own! I can do this!" Edward huffed, turning back and putting it on the counter, flipping through to the table of contents. "What do you want?" Hey, if he was going to bake a cake, he wanted to at least make the Colonel's choice. It'd be pointless not to!

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Roy laughed as he watched Edward climb aon the counter, thinking that the teen was simillar to a monkey. He chuckled under his breath and leaned up against a counter, waiting for Ed to reach the book. Once the blonde was back on the floor with the large book in hand, and after the question was asked, he began thinking about the kidn of cake that he wanted.. "Chocolate, of course. And make sure that the frosting is white." He smirked and lifted himself up, sitting down on the counter and crossing his arms.

"I want to make sure that you're not going to burn the kitchen down, so, I'll just stay here and watch you work." The coloniel winked and laughed at Edward.

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Suddenly, Envy kicked the door down, holding a jar that was a red substance that looked like thicker philospher stone juice.
"Hello~" It cried, grinning. "Envy the Cake Master is here!"
The homunculi lept in, still holding the jar and grinning.

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"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!" Edward growled, hitting the Colonel from the side with the book. "You would burn this place down in seconds! Now, off my counter!" The small blonde hit him again with the recipes before putting the book back on the table, opening it back to the contents. "Simple Chocolate Cake... Too easy..." He huffed, reaching over with one hand to grab and apron, putting it over his head and tying it behind his back as he read the page. "Devil's food... Black Forest... Brownies... Lava... Mousse... Chocolate suicide... I'll make this one!" He grinned, clapping his hands to together as he started hurrying around for ingredients. "Where do you keep the flour?"

Suddenly, the door was thrown open, Envy stepping in. And.. What was that...? "OH MY GOD!" He cried, leaping away from cabinets and leaving at least three open as he took the jar. "Where did you get this?! How long have you had it! And... Why are you even here?!"

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"I like to make cakes!" Envy laughed, then looked at the jar. "Hmm?" It asked,
"Oh this!" It giggled. "Its just icing~"

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Suddenly, all those present in the room were thrown to the ground as the wall in the back of the room exploded. Out of the cloud of smoke and dust, a white-clothed figure entered.

"I heard you guys were making a cake," Kimblee said, his cold demeanor not breaking for a minute. He brought what looked like small candles out of his pocket. "I brought dynamite."

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"What do you mean it's 'just icing?!' It doesn't look like just icing-" Edward was stopped as then room shook, both hands reaching out to grip the counter to keep him up, the jar falling to the ground with a loud crack. "No...." He whimpered, reaching out towards the spilled liquid, then towards Kimblee. "LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You broke the kicthen AND the Philosopher Stone juice!" He looked back at the liquid on his hands and knees, head down in depression.

(OOC: Ed's current position: OTL Wasn't sure how to describe it other then how I did...)

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"Hey!" Kimblee retorted. "Don't blame me! I couldn't find the door. So, about this cake. Does it involve death, explosives and/or genocide? Because I'm in." He grinned evilly. "And if you try to stop me, you'll end up like my superiors. MUAHAHAHA!!!"

Kimblee glared down at Envy's palm tree like form. "And what's he doing here?"

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"Brotheeeer~!" came a voice from outside the kitchen. Then suddenly, a metal head poked in the doorway. Al glanced down at the broken-down door a little questionably, then leaving it, he ran over to Ed.
"Is that red icing?" he asked, staring at the red glop on the floor. Audibly, inside his armor, there was a faint meow sound.

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"NO CAKES DO NOT INVOLVE DEATH, MORON!" Ed yelled, letting his arms fall under him. "He's here because he likes to make cakes." Edward sobbed, forehead on the floor. "No, Al.." He sniffed." It was a Philosopher's Stone juice... And is that a... Cat?" His he titled, chin resting on the floor as he looked up at his armored brother.

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"No death?!" Kimblee cried, shocked. "But... it says right there... Chocolate SUICIDE. Last time I checked, when you commit suicide you die."

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"N-No, brother!" Just then, a stifled meow came once again. Al coughed loudly. "Nothing's there!"
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He let out a major gasp and pointed at Kimblee. "What're you doing here?! And--" Now at Envy. "YOU?!" Now at the Philosopher's Stone juice. "Who the heck did that?!"

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"Well," Kimblee explained, "I don't know about the transvestite palm tree over there, but I'm here to make a cake. Killing random MPs and Ishvalans gets my sweet tooth going crazy." He glanced down at the liquid Philosopher's Stone now seeping through the floorboards. "About that, I have no idea."

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Envy blinked, looking at Edward. "It really was just icing..." It said, dipping it's fingers into the creamy liquid on the floor, then licking them clean.
"It wasn't philospher stone juice. Silly little pipsqueak. Oh, hi Alphonse." Envy laughed, then stopped. "Well that was also the last of my icing!" It huffed. "Now I have to make more, thanks to you.. And who are you calling a transvestite palm tree, you pyromaniac!?" It fumed, glaring at kimble. "WHY don't you people GET this form is male.." It whined.

( Since this is crack, envy gets to be evil, hyper, and happy, all at the same time >.> )

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"Whoah," Kimblee cried. "Whoah. I am not a pyromaniac. Miniskirt boy over there is a pyro." He pointed towards Mustang, who was silently sitting on the counter. "I'm an explosiomaniac, I blow things up. And I do know your body is male. Guys don't wear skirts and cut off shirts. Therefor, you are transvestite."

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"Pyromaniac, explosiomaniac.. Same thing to me." Envy muttered, rolling his eyes. "And I can't Help it. It's what I was given. Its not like I picked this outfit." It crossed his arms, glaring at Kimblee. Well they weren't going to get along. It looked at Edward, who was still crying over the icing. It didn't say anything. It just laughed a little, smirking.

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Kimblee laughed softly. "You're right, you didn't have a choice," he chuckled, closing his eyes. "Arakawa-sensei decided not to give you a superior fashion sense, like me!" Grabbing his hat, he struck a sexy pose, causing mass heart failures in fangirls across the globe. "See what I mean?"

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Envy scoffed. "Not really." It said, clearly unimpressed. It uncrossed its arms and looked around. "Are we baking a cake or what?" It asked, bored. "I'm getting impaitent~" Envy chuckled, still glaring slightly at Kimblee. "Egotistic crack head..." It mumbled to itself. No matter. Envy would Still make a cake, and it would Still be a damn good cake..

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"Well at least I have a following," Kimblee mumbled. "I agree with the little green monster," he said, looking at Ed. "We came here to make a cake, and if we don't, well... frankly, I'll make you all go boom."

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Re: [OOC] FMA - Cake Time

Dude. This should turn into cake boss. So I can scream at people, then edward and envy can scream at each other. and they can make cakes for people....

Re: [OOC] FMA - Cake Time

Hmm may I join with Sora? XD I also might use a char from the actual anime. I can't do lust, I cant act like her.

Re: [OOC] FMA - Cake Time

OHH I have GOT to join this XD Can I be both Al and Winry?? Al, cuz he's cute and all and Winry cuz I want her to EXPLODE when she sees the cake XD

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