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Hotel Strong Bad

Main Lobby

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a part of Hotel Strong Bad, by Karasz.

Or the central hub for sleepwalkers.

Karasz holds sovereignty over Main Lobby, giving them the ability to make limited changes.

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Setting

Background Music: Generic Lounge Music?

This part of the building the main lobby though. So this means that the people can check in and check out anytime they want.
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Main Lobby

Or the central hub for sleepwalkers.

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Main Lobby is a part of Dangeresque Luxery Hotel.

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The Cheat [8] Strong Bad's Little Minion

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Senor Cardgage Character Portrait: The Cheat
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#, as written by Karasz
Upon entering the hotel, Strong Bad is highly impressed by the looks from the inside. There is a portrait of Strong Bad holding Lord Quackingstick in his boxing glove, golden statues of Trogdors are placed between the big door, smooth jazz music is playing in the background, and the fountain is pouring pure water from the wall.

Strong Bad: The Cheat, this is amazing! How? Wha--? Duh--!? Is this what the hotel looks like from the inside? It's got to be a 5-star kind of thing... where they have fountains... and high quality carpets, man... But it needs a name. Something that will spice up the mix. Something that will make it look cool, suave, and all time classic. Something like the movies we did to... Wait! Of course! Why haven't I thought of a name before? From now on, this hotel shall be called Dangeresque Luxery Hotel. Because with the name like that, it will be too hard to say no. The only problem we got at the moment is the lack of people. You know, the kind of people who come in here and mingle with the crowds... and enjoy it too... It's that kind of thing.

Speak of the devil! Another person walks in while he scratches his butt and mumbles softly. It seems to be another Strong Bad, only taller and more stinkier.

Senor Cardgage: Oivey cavey.... Is there a monstrudel in da housa...?
Strong Bad: There's a start. The Cheat, how many rooms do we have in the hotel?
The Cheat: Mehmehmeh.
Strong Bad: Twenty rooms? I thought this is a five-stories building! Are you telling me that it's incomplete?
The Cheat: Meh meh meh.
Strong Bad: I guess the only way to improve this hotel is to get more money and buy expansions for this thing. What if there is an alternative?
The Cheat: Meeehhh....
Strong Bad: More people? *thinks* Hmm.... That's a better alternative.
Senor Cardgage: Cucumbers... and wingdings....
Strong Bad: Hey, Cardgage? Need a room?
Senor Cardgage: Huh... Why not...

With the first guest on the first day, Strong Bad hands over the key to Senor Cardgage. The Cheat leads Cardgage to his destined room.

Strong Bad: Deep down inside, he is totally happy. I'm surprised he's not complaining about a firey textured carpet. Man, what a guy!

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2 Characters Present

Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet
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Ted walks in. He's on vacation in the USA, despite not knowing any word english. Due this, he has stranded at the Dangeresque Luxery Hotel.

Ted: Hoi goochem. Mag ik hier een kamer huren?

He asked Strong Bad in Dutch as he looked around.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet
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Strong Bad: Huh??

Strong Bad did not understand Dutch. He probably forgot about tourism and their languages.

Strong Bad: Kamer Huren? What the crap?? Is this some kind of vocabulary I find from Coach Z's book of nonsensical rap words???

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet
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Ted: Wat bazel je nou? ik vroeg niet naar krab, maar een kamer! Je weet wel, om in te slapen.

Ted gets a bit irritated.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet
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Strong Bad: Wait-- You're into slappin'???

He misheard Ted saying that he wants to slap him in the face.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet
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Ted: Slaaapen! je weet wel, zzzzzzz!!

He said as he made sleeping sounds.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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The Cheat returns to the lobby and checks on Strong Bad, and finds a tourist wearing a Santa Claus outfit.

Strong Bad: Oooooh... Sleeping. You want to sleep here...
The Cheat: Meh meh meh?
Strong Bad: This guy in a Santaman getup wants to sleep here. You know the drill: give him the room so he can turn his room into an early Decemberween room.
The Cheat: Meh!

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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Ted: Aw~ een baby cheetah. Zo schattig.

He finds The Cheat cute as he thinks it's a baby cheetah.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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Strong Bad: Whaatt??? Are you kidding me, The Cheat? First day on the job and already you got more popularity with this gibberish old man.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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Ted tries to hug The Cheat

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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The Cheat growls at Ted and tries to bite him.

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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Ted backs off, not wanting to get bitten.

Ted: Stoute kat!

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Character Portrait: Strong Bad Character Portrait: Ted Tettettettet Character Portrait: The Cheat
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Strong Bad: The Cheat! Heel! I'll take it from here. You just take charge on your lobbyist position.

Strong Bad leaves The Cheat alone and gives Ted his own room key. He brings Ted to his own room.