"Sixteen. Also, you should know that that's a really weird - and kind of creepy, I might add - way to start a conversation."
"What do you like?"
"World domination. Psh. What the hell were you expecting to get with that question, anyway? Fine. If you must know, I enjoy doing normal things. Novels, swimming, racquetball, and gaming. My favorite genres of novel are fantasy and romance - should I be insulted that you look more surprised at that than you did when I said I wanted to conquer the planet? Geez. Jerk. Anyway, I also like strategy games, generally MMOs, RPGs, or Conquest games. Yes, I know, I really do like world domination, it's hilarious, ha-ha-ha. Excuse me while I roll my eyes."
"What do you dislike?"
"Well, aside from nosy idiots who keep on asking awkward questions with no concern for privacy or respect, I also dislike... People in general, actually. They're loud, annoying, and troublesome to deal with."
"What are your fears?"
"Hooooooooooow about...~ NO. Hell no. I'm not answering this question. Kindly go and die in a fire. Thank you."
*Transcriptor's Note: It seems that Miss Murasame's sudden anger at this question isn't as unreasonable as we had thought. Her medical dossier includes listings of several phobias, which will be reproduced here in place of an answer given by herself.
- Atychiphobia: Fear of failure.
- Atelophobia: Fear of imperfection.
- Haphephobia: Fear of being touched.
- Androphobia: Fear of men.
Above all of these, however, it seems that Miss Murasame suffers from a fear of betrayal in any regard, such that she finds trusting anyone to be nigh impossible. Consequently, we had a great deal of difficulty getting her to answer our questions after this point. However, we finally managed to convince her to cooperate.
"Great. So not only to do have no tact or regard for my privacy, but you're also either blind, or mentally retarded. Okay, then, kids, word of the day: F-E-M-A-L-E. Come on now, spell it with me. F-E-M-A-L-E. Now let's say it together: 'Female.' This isn't to be confused with another word, 'male.' I'm pretty sure you already know what the difference is, though, considering you've been staring at my chest throughout this whole interview. Well, then, congratulations, idiot, you've learned a new word! Your parents must be so proud of you."
*Transcriptor's Note: Perhaps "cooperate" was too strong a word. I would say that I feel sorry for our interviewer, but honestly, I'm just glad that I'm not the one in there with her.
"I can tell I'm not going to be able to get off easily on this one, am I? What is this, anyhow? Some kind of compatibility test? Tch. Well, fine. I don't know what more I can add to what I've already said, though. I don't like people, and I especially don't like you. Big surprise, isn't it? What, were you expecting me to talk about how wonderful a person I think I am, or to rhapsodize about my many virtues? Hell no. I'm a cynical bitch who hates people. What more is there to say? I'm me. That's all there is to it."
"Five foot six. Wow. With the way this conversation has been going, I'm actually surprised that you didn't ask me for my three measurements, or something stupid like-"
"Annnnnd now I'm not surprised anymore. Seriously, is being tactless some kind of hobby for you, or are you just really bad at this whole 'talking to people' thing? Ugh. Fine. It's 129 pounds, and if you're going to ask, then NO, before you do, I will NOT let you check."
"You're lucky that I'm in pretty good shape, or I would be contractually obliged to give you an uppercut right about now. Well, I suppose just telling you is better than you trying to feel me up in some kind of 'examination.' I guess I'm the sort of person who you say is sort of tall and lanky. I'm pretty thin, and flexible enough, I guess, but also pretty big for a girl of my age. Oh, damnit, you're smirking. I just made something that could be construed as a sexual innuendo, didn't I? Well, good for you, you sick, twisted pervert. Good for you. Yeah, fine, I'll brag about that, if it'll get this damned interview over with. Being the daughter of a famous model has its perks, even if she was an even bigger bitch than I'll ever be.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of my appearance, yes, before you ask, damnit, my hair has always looked like this. Before you think you're witty and start asking me why I dyed it like that, I DIDN'T. My appearance is just what happens when your family is neurotically obsessed with big breasts, long legs, thin, curvy bodies, and asymmetry in all the stupidest places, and happens to have the money to afford genetically augmenting their own child. So, before you ask, DON'T. Don't you dare. Don't you FREAKING dare. I have HAD it with people questioning my appearance. That's all I have to say on the subject."
"That's a simple one. The absolute control of water in all its forms and properties, be they chemical, physical, etcetera. Water makes up so much of the world and its occupants that its uses would be basically innumerable. Even if it was just manipulation upon contact, it would still have more possible applications than I could possibly count or even think of."
"Another easy question. A sword, obviously. It's not all that complicated - hit the target with the pointy end - and I've got enough experience with one to know how to use it well enough, and to be pretty confident in my skills with one. What? Didn't I mention that swordfighting is a hobby of mine? Well, it is, old fashioned or not. Maybe I just enjoy violence. In any case, if we're tying this into the last question, the sword I'd use would have to be somehow related to whatever abilities I had. No sense in having a power with boundless applications if you don't have a weapon that's equally adaptable. Maybe a sword made of condensed water.** I could do plenty of tricks with a weird weapon like that, and I doubt anybody would have a clue how to deal with it.
**Note: See the pictures for what Rhoda means. A variable length/property sword, made from crystallized water.
"There's no possible use you can have for my own personal account of my past. In short, go to hell. I'm done with these stupid questions."
*Transcriptor's Note: We already do know a bit about Miss Murasame, both from what she unintentionally let slip during our earlier questioning, and the research we've done on her family. Evidently, she was born to a model and a famous baseball player - a celebrity couple in the simplest sense of the term. Approximately five years after her birth, the two divorced based on some kind of financial disagreement, however, and she was left in the custody of her father. I can see why Miss Murasame did not wish to speak about this, as her family situation was apparently quite unpleasant. At age 12, she was apparently removed from her father's custody due to the discovery of some sort of abuse on his part. I'm not really sure of the details, but her father was placed in a home for the criminally insane shortly afterward. She was evidently placed in the care of a family friend, who was entrusted with Miss Murasame's inheritance, and was sent to therapy sessions of some sort or another, probably for the phobias she's been diagnosed with, as listed above. Evidently, shortly after that point, she began to obtain a certain reputation as a violent delinquent, becoming involved in several different arguments and fights with her classmates. It's probably this that she was referring to when she said that swordfighting was a "hobby" of hers, as she's apparently got quite the reputation for beating people rather savagely with a wooden sword. It's her "trademark," I guess.
In any case, most people who know her have very little to do with her, and it seems her current guardian is even being charged with neglect. It seems like anyone she knows suffers misfortune. That might explain her... charming personality. Maybe I'm just reading too much into her, though. That's all I can say at the moment, although perhaps we might find out more as we go, now that she's working with us.