- Countess of Chaos (Her official moniker as a magus)
- The White Lady (Called such due to her distinct appearance by the less intelligent of the Dark Lord's minions, which is to say by all of them)
- Val the Cheater Witch (Called such by her detractors in the more noble circles of magic-users)
Age
27
Race
- Vampire, but bears some Demonic characteristics (like horns and clawed fingers) due to a certain incident where she ended up fusing herself with the essence of one.
Gender
Female
Standing at the admittedly rather average - at least, compared to her hulking superior Kalamitus - height of five feet, eight inches, Valeria nevertheless strikes a rather imposing image. With a dignified, rigid posture, a cool, calculating demeanor, and a commanding presence, she not only speaks, but also acts with conviction, presenting a diligent and confident exterior to those she presides over. Her distinctive appearance and apparel only serve to enhance this iconic visage, with her pale white skin and dark blue eyes matching two toned silver and azure hair, the former two features of her face accentuated by pale pink lips from beneath which poke out two rows of silvery white (and often uncannily fang-like) teeth, and the latter attribute framed by a pair of spiraling, raven-black and sapphire blue horns, almost like those of a ram.
Her outfit is just as distinctive as her appearance, consisting of a short, two-layered dress of white silk, tailored to hug her slender, shapely figure closely, so as not to encumber her movements, over which she wears a small, thin hauberk of plate mail, as well as a flowing mantle of the same material and shade as her dress. Topping this off with a pair of thick, durable greaves and gauntlets, she completes her dual ensemble and wears it with pride.
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Calm, calculating, and rather proud, Valeria is nevertheless a rather levelheaded foil to the Dark Lord she serves. Unlike Kalamitus, whose personality is an embodiment of all of the world's evils, Valeria takes a much more pragmatic approach to matters, be they everyday issues or questions of world conquest. Viewing each problem she encounters as merely something to be solved, she asks herself what the most practical solution is, rather than searching for the option which presents her with the most ego-boosting or sadistic pleasure. This is partially due to her nature as an almost obsessive strategist, having a tendency to quote the strategems of warfare even in the most inappropriate contexts. But, nevertheless, although she is somewhat lacking in a moral compass, her actions are generally actually rather far from being called evil. In fact, compared to the Dark Lord, she might as well be a saint. Then again, the same could be said of petty criminals, politicians, and rabid grizzly bears, so perhaps this isn't saying much.
Rather self-interested, Valeria's main motivation is to become a more powerful magic user. This is, in fact, rooted in her sense of pride. Although she's more than willing to abandon her ego if it's convenient to her, there is one area in which she is unwilling to compromise: her status as a magus. Consequently, when her lack of raw magical talent, underhanded methods, and unethical magical practices where mocked by her peers, Valeria decided to go to any length, no matter how extreme, to increase her power. As her wounded pride has thus far led her to become a Vampire with the powers of a Demon who is currently trying to take over the world by the side of the most evil mortal in existence, it seems in retrospect to have been a pretty stupid idea to call her "Val the Cheater Witch." You know what they say, though. Hindsight is 20-20.
Oddly enough, when it comes to magic of any sort, she drops her otherwise calm, polite, and cool demeanor, and instead becomes almost manic, conversing excitedly on various theorems and spells that tend to boggle the minds of any but trained arcane professionals. When discussing the arcane, she seems almost like an entirely different person, perhaps even like a giddy schoolgirl. This even applies to conflicts with enemy magic users, during which she's been known to chat casually about the properties of both parties' magic spells all the while trying mercilessly to blow her enemy to tiny bits.
Pragmatic and tremendously self-interested. In D&D terms, she would likely fall under the category of Chaotic Neutral at best, and Chaotic Evil at worst.
- Magic. In fact, one could say she's positively addicted to it, gobbling up any new arcane knowledge she can with eagerness.
- Blue apples. Nobody knows where she gets them, or why they even exist, but they are without a doubt her favorite food. All that's known is that she seems to have an infinite supply of them which she produces at will from seemingly nowhere, they are sky blue in color, seem almost glassy or transparent, and are rumored to taste like anything from chicken to the tears of angels, and have been said to be composed either of the souls of the damned or pure chaos. Although, if they were made of pure chaos, that would certainly explain how she gets them.
- Dogs. Nobody's sure if this is just her way of rebelling against her master's fondness for cats, nature's own evil geniuses, or just her own personal preference, but Valeria has been known to style her personal familiars in the shapes of large hounds or wolves.
- Combat. She's something of an enthusiast for battle, be it physical combat with blades or a struggle between two magic-wielding intellects on the arcane level.
- Chess, which isn't exactly surprising, considering her love of strategems and cunning. She's been known to add additional levels of complexity to the game, however, such as using illusions to disguise the different pieces of both sides, or other such strange modifications.
Dislikes
- First and foremost, being called "Val the Cheater Witch," or even just a Witch in general. Among magic wielders, there are three groups: Warlocks/Witches, Sorcerers, and Mages. Sorcerers are those with a natural talent for or connection to magic, allowing them to wield it with ease. Warlocks and Witches, meanwhile, are those with no talent, who signed a contract with a demon or another magical (and oftentimes malignant) entity, surrendering their souls in exchange for magical power. Mages are those with little in the way of talent who, despite this, managed to overcome their limitations, and, through knowledge of the workings of magic, gain some level of control over its powers. Valeria likes to classify herself as a member of this third group, as she was neither born with her current talents, nor did she technically sign a contract to get them. Her peers tend to disagree, and call her a Witch as an insult. Few who do survive.
- People who succeed without trying, foremost amongst this group being sorcerers. She's rather jealous of such natural talents, and consequently both envies and despises those born with them.
- Stupidity. As the number 1 cause of ruined plans, incompetence and foolishness alike are also rather high on her list of things she hates.
Interests/Hobbies
- Reading. Being a lover of old arcane texts and books of strategy alike, she has a tendency to be found with her head buried in these large tomes quite regularly.
- Fencing. A Magus can't rely solely on her powers for defense, after all.
- Orchestral music. Sadly, it's hard to find a good orchestra who is willing to play for you when your superior insists that anyone who strikes an incorrect note be flogged, flayed, burnt alive, reanimated, then thrown into a pit of spikes to rot forever as a zombie.
- Budget management. Due to her obsessive desire for maximum efficiency in all things, she has a tendency to cut unnecessary expenses and search for the best possible buy in all regards: including metaphorical fists. Iron would just rust, anyway, and it's not like you actually need to personally USE the fist on anything, so aluminum should be fine, right?
Skills
- Magic. In addition to her skills as a spellcaster, Valeria is also a very knowledgeable magus when it comes to most schools of arcane knowledge, capable of analyzing and understanding most magic-based objects with ease.
- Strategy. As a general, Valeria is almost unrivaled, easily earning her place as the Dark Lord's strategist. Not that it matters, since even when she is allowed to plan things, her minions generally suffer an attack of Attention Deficit Disorder and, in her own words, "Ruin bloody EVERYTHING" within about five minutes of her plans' conception.
- Baking Blue Apple Pie. Word has it, the pastry is a delicacy indescribable in taste and texture. Sadly, none have eaten it and lived save herself, as those not protected by powerful chaos magic explode a few minutes after taking the first bite.
Armor
- Valeria's only real armor consists of her hauberk, gauntlets, and greaves. The former is a masterfully crafted plate of Elven make, bearing enchantments that allow it to resist common forms of magic in addition to physical assaults, and also keeping it rust-free and extra shiny. Word has it that this armor was once emblazoned with a flashing magic rune inscribed with the mystic words of power "Eat at Joes," but if this is in fact the case, Valeria will not say. The latter articles are of Dwarven make, meanwhile, being carved almost entirely from large chunks of Mithril and reinforced with a legendary, one-of-a-kind substance called in the ancient legends by the name of "plastic."
Weapons
- Aside from her magic, Valeria carries an ornate Elven rapier. With an edge that will not dull nor break (it doubles as a kitchen knife, too!) it also serves as an excellent channel for magic, and, most importantly, an implement of precise stabbing.
Items
- Amulet of Chaos. This legendary pendant houses the spirit of the terrible Demon, Flo'yd the Obliterator, who Valeria vanquished, and whose power she uses to fuel her magic.
- Mantle of the Fifth Wind. A mystical raiment, shown in the picture, that utilizes the power of the lesser known fifth wind, said in the legends to be the former college roommate of the North wind, to allow its user to fly. Sadly, the fifth wind is in fact just the Upward wind, so in practice, it just flings its wearer up into the air whenever they jump, and makes landings and directional flight both rather difficult.
Abilities
- Chaos Magic. This forbidden form of magic allows the user to control and shape a form of pure energy known as Chaos Energy, existing within a dimension parallel to this one. By using this power, known only to Demons, the user can essentially create whatever they want within the Chaotic Plane, then overlay it over reality, allowing the spellcaster to seemingly summon objects from nothingness. Alternatively, the caster can simply create illusions via this same method. But the undisputed best use of Chaos Magic is also the simplest: slamming massive amounts of Chaos Energy into the physical world with enough force to crack it open, releasing torrents of uncontrollable Chaos into the world to attack one's enemies, or to obliterate enemy magic. Or to teleport, for that matter, as the spellcaster can also break open reality in the form of two sustainable gates, stepping through one, then back out through the other in the same instant. There are a few other uses, as well, but most of them involve explosions.
However, the user must pay a price for this power. Every time a Chaos Spell is cast, or Chaos Energy enters the world, seemingly random and disconnected events begin to occur in accordance with Chaos Theory. So in short, the only price that is paid is actually paid by others who have to deal with the fallout from the world becoming steadily more and more unstable. So that's why Chaos Magic is the second favorite magic school of evil mages everywhere, with an 88% approval rating from the Evil Mages Association, only losing out to the long-time favorite of Necromancy by .2% approval points.
Trinkets
- In addition to her main items, Valeria also possesses a plethora of magical grimoires and artifacts, but most of them don't really do much.
Family
- Count Vladimir Notavampire and Countess Carmilla, his wife: Valeria's parents. Sadly, they were killed in a regrettable misunderstanding with a nun and a bag of garlic potato chips, leaving their entire estate to Valeria.
Once a promising student Magus at the Mages Association of Aldaria, Valeria nevertheless was not talented enough to actually cut it as a spellcaster, and was expelled. Indignant at this insult, Valeria came through unknown means (that most certainly did not involve her very respectable parents being secretly Vampire nobility) to be a high-blooded Vampire Lady, using this transformation to increase her magic powers exponentially by sucking Human blood. Using her newfound magical abilities, she summoned the infamous demon Flo'yd the Obliterator, ostensibly to sell her soul (now conveniently removed from her body via her transformation) to him in exchange for further power. Luring him into a trap, however, she instead slew him, sealing his essence within an amulet, and drinking his blood, transforming herself into a Vampire-Demon hybrid of tremendous power. It was around this time that other mages took notice of her, specifically to call her a cheater for combining two of the most unbalanced dark magic using races in the book into one and exploiting that fact to become obscenely powerful at spellcasting. Nicknaming her Val the Cheater Witch, they once again drove her out, this time from society as a whole. Now enraged at civilization in general, Valeria decided, like many power-hungry Mages before her, to turn her attention to a course of action that would obviously solve all of her problems: the ancient and noble tradition of taking over the world and then possibly destroying it in a fit of vengeance against society. And, as luck would have it, a certain up-and-coming Dark Lord had just entered the public eye, and was looking for a suitable second-in-command, a role that Valeria was all too willing to serve, and, in fact, served quite well, no thanks to her incompetent underlings. But, there was no sense complaining when there was a world to conquer, so might as well enjoy trampling those who insulted and expelled her underfoot while she was at it.
And to think that they called her mad...