Yamada Jun's Story

Jun started down the stairs, after having cleaned up the entire floor above. He rolled his shoulders a little to relax himself, before resuming his regal stance, walking with his chest out, chin up and back straight. The abandoned music room had it's door opened... He walked over and witnessed two feminine-looking males talking with most of the Host Club members. Seemed like a there was some kind of agreement going on. Gracefully he walked past both the feminine boys and nodded his head as greeting to Kota and Hachiro, raised his hand to greet Shikamaru, Itsuki and Tetsuya, before settling down on his favourite spot... the piano by the window.

Piano filled the room. Soft, delicate, beautiful... yet somehow a hint of melancholy was present. How could such a beautiful piece sound so...sad?The young man was playing, light brown hair reflecting the sunlight of the afternoon sun.His fingers seemed to glide over the keys as he played through the musical piece.

This young man, Jun Yamada, playing on his own without a musical sheet, and the truth was...he couldn't 'read music'. He couldn't understand the 'beans', as he called the notes. He stopped, as if something had caught his attention and whipped off his spectacles, his soft hair flowing to the movement. He was wearing a pair of spectacles, which were only for show, as of today. He bit one of the tips of the spectacles and peered at the feminine males curiously.

"If anyone's thinking they're girls, think again. That one's an airfield, " he jabbed the end of his spectacles at the green haired male then to the other,continuing, "...that one's a flat board. I don't remember any girl being as flat as them. They're guys. " he said in a bored tone. He sniffed with disinterest and put on the spectacles once again before allowing his fingers to glide over the piano keys yet again, filling the room with music.

The damn bastard can be so blunt sometimes.

"If anyone's thinking they're girls, think again. That one's an airfield, ...that one's a flat board. I don't remember any girl being as flat as them. They're guys. " Yuki held in her temper as she listened to the brown haired host talk about how they were oviously guys because they were flat chested. Keeping her mouth shut was harder than she thought, but atleast they didn't think they were girls. But how were they going to please the clubs guests? She had no clue. Maybe act like a guy? Well, that's what she technically was. For now atleast anyways. She looked back at all the guests waiting at the door behind them, listening to their conversation with the hosts, making googly eyes at them as if they were actually guys. 'Well,' she thought, 'It looks like they all play a certain character in this...club. What would her character be..?' She, again, had absolutely no clue.

"No one here is calling you 'gay', Itsuki... Unless, of course, you think of yourself as a gay man..." Itsuki stared blankly before looking at Shikamaru in annoyance.

"What? No way! I'm like 180 degrees! A straight line!" Itsuki exclaimed, brushing Shikamaru's hand away and staring back at the two people before them. He soon found himself staring for a short moment, analysing them.

"I think a test would be suitable, maybe we should set them a little mission of some sorts, to attract more guests to the club, maybe?" Itsuki suggested, tilting his head slightly. Itsuki then realised that Tetsuya had waved to him a few seconds ago and he responded with a delayed wave.

Itsuki tapped his foot on the floor slightly before he found himself staring at the shoes of the two guys that were requesting to become members.'They wear pretty strange shoes...for guys...They have pretty small feet too, I wonder where they come from...' he thought to himself, before diverting his attention to the discussion.

Riku listened silently as the conversation of their gender came into play. She wanted to say something, but a guy pointed out something.

"If anyone's thinking they're girls, think again. That one's an airfield, ...that one's a flat board. I don't remember any girl being as flat as them. They're guys. " A man said and she rejoiced inside her mind. She better have looked like a guy. She bound her chest up for all of this just to make sure there was absolutely nothing. She wondered if Senpai did the same but pushed the thought away quickly. Of course she did... Right?

"You know, if they were girls, you guys would be getting slapped to holy hell right now." Tetsuya couldn't help but laugh, though he found himself thinking back to when he'd nearly run into them. They had smelled an awful lot like girl's shampoo, so he had to suspect that the two really were female, even though everyone else seemed to assume the opposite. Glancing over at Shikamaru, he raised an eyebrow; he'd known the studious boy long enough to know that the look on his face meant he knew something.

Chuckling to himself, Tetsu reclined in his seat, draping one arm casually over the back of it. This could definitely be amusing. Tetsu's thoughts quickly turned back to the events at hand. Glancing up at the clock, he grinned. "I have to agree with Kota on his idea. Three phone numbers is a good start for someone who just came in right before the girls are supposed to be arriving."

Standing up, he walked behind the piano and knelt down for a moment. When he stood back up, it could be seen that he was holding an acoustic guitar that was painted in a blue sunburst style that faded to black at the edges. Taking a seat on a chair next to the piano, he began playing a melody to accompany Jun's song on the piano. If Tetsu recalled correctly, Jun had played the song at least once before, so Tetsu could more or less formulate a melody to back it.

Hachiro went to the back of the room where the hidden closet is and changed his attire right there, "Doesn't matter anyway, we're all guys here and the girls will be here any minute anyway...speaking of which..." He looked at the two wanna-be hosts and smiled evilly.

"Hey! You two wanna-bes! Better dress up now before the girls come in. Don't worry I think we extra clothes for you guys." He said as he searches some clothes that would be in their size, "Oh yeah, sorry but we don't have any changing rooms here so you gotta dress up real quick."

He left a few buttons undone, revealing his toned chest and placed a black blazer on, put on his slacks and black boots on. He looked on the mirror to mess up his hair a bit and strolled to his place in the club which is by the window. He sat on the leather couch and waited for his dear costumers to arrive.

Yuki stood there a bit awkwardly as one of the hosts told her that they would have to change out in the open, and wondered what she should do. Should she tell them? Well if course not, but what else was she gonna do? She looked over at her friend wondering if she had any ideas. She got it! She had the perfect idea. She couldn't tell her friend without the other hosts hearing her, so she hoped that senpai had an idea too. She took the uniform the host had given her and suddenly acted like she had to use the restroom. She started running out the the club room towards the restroom and yelled behind her, "Be right back, gotta go to the restroom before I whizz myself!!" She said running past guests who were walking to the host club, and made sure to wink at them as she ran past to assure the three phone numbers. She finally reached the restrooms and swung the door open, and after making sure no one was in there with her, she started changing at a rapidly fast pace, and turned to look at a mirror to fix everything up to make it look nice. She went over to one of the toilets after she was done and flushed it to make sure if anyone was listening to make sure she was actually using the restroom and walked out of the restroom and took a deep breath. "I better hurry if I don't wanna be late.." She said to herself as she started walking back to the club.

Itsuki had taken a seat at one of the tables, he had grew bored of the conversation with the new arrivals. In all honesty, he couldn't care less about these strange visitors and it was very confusing considering that everyone was debating about their genders. Itsuki pulled a notepad out of his bag and began to doodle some different faces in it, he had to get the practice and his dad always said it was a pathetic hobby and had banned him from drawing at home. It was a miracle that even could get away with having some secret notepads stored away from his father.

He glanced over at the two guy-girls and watched one of them rush off to use the bathroom. "Someone needs to control their bladder," he said quietly. "Surely they could've waited, how suspicious," Itsuki shook it off before proceeding to add some detail into the hair of a girl he was drawing. He noticed that he always drew girls, some of them resembled some of the girls that would visit. Itsuki loved it when they asked him to draw something for them.

Yuki walked down the hall, and walked back into the host club to see another host she hadnt noticed there. She raised an eyebrow and wondered just exactly how many hosts were in this club. "Sorry about that." she said scratching her head, and sweat dropping. She looked to the door to see the guests coming in. Should she greet them? "So, are you a new host here?" One of the guests asked her, looking up at her with big, curious eyes. "Well, me and my friend over there are trying out to be hosts." She said. "Oh really? That's great!" She said smiling. "Well so aren't you miss!" I said smiling warmly. "T-t-thank you!" She said blushing. "My pleasure." I said smiling. ...Well i hope im never in a bad mood when i come here... It'd be really challenging to keep this romantic guy act up then. I thought to myself. "So.. Um, what's your name.?" She asked sounding a bit nervous. "I'm Yuki, may I ask your name?" I said. "O-oh.. I'm Mizuki.." "Wow, what a pretty name! Well, nice to meet you Mizuki." I flinched a bit as she squealed. "He said my name was pretty!!" she yelled to her friends. I sweatdropped, and smiled. She guessed this was actually easier than she thought.

"Oh, Jun and Tetsuya are playing together today!"
Tetsuya smiled at the girls and stood up, placing a hand lightly over his guitar strings in order to silence them. Still carrying his guitar, he went to sit at his table with a few of the girls. His first appointment for the day.
The flirting was simple; he hardly had to think about it anymore, so he more or less got to let his mind wander most of the time. Of course, since there were multiple girls for this appointment he had to pay more attention in order to service all of them sufficiently.
"I hope you ladies are having a lovely day today." he smiled charmingly at them, which made them squeal excitedly. "My day became so much more wonderful after laying my eyes upon you beautiful ladies."
More squeals. Tetsu smiled brighter.

"I-I brought you some of that chocolate you said you enjoyed yesterday. I hope you like it." One of the girls nervously offered a small box of colorful chocolates.
"Why thank you, I am delighted by your thoughtfulness." Tetsu lightly picked up and ate one of the chocolates, appearing as though he was enjoying it. On the inside, however, he was frowning. He didn't like chocolate, but one of the girls had brought in these particular ones the other day and he'd said they were delicious only because she'd brought them for him.
"They're delicious, thank you. It would be a shame if I was the only one to taste such amazing chocolate, so please, do have some." Tetsu gestured smoothly at the chocolates and was relieved when they had some as well, reducing the number that he would probably have to eat.

Jun looked towards Tetsuya as the fellow host moved towards the back of the piano, only to emerge with an acoustic guitar. Jun shook his head with a smile. Well, bring it on. Time to make music to please the girls. They both played their respective instruments in tandem with each other, as if each key and string were synchronized and practiced to perfection, when in fact, they never did. Tetsuya was amazing, that Jun admitted. Amidst the fan-girling over Gin, who had just arrived, as well as over the black haired newcomer, some of the girls had their focus on both Jun and Tetsuya, screaming along to the tune.

Jun turned his head back to the girls and winked slyly. One of them collapsed due to lose of blood.

"Kyah~ SO HEAVENLY~"
"U-ugh...I'm going to die...but seeing him do that was Heaven t-to me..."
"Since when did he start wearing spectacles~~?! He's soooo attractive in them~"

Bingo! The spectacles did their job.