”Don’t ask me what it means or where it’s from, because I have no idea.”
Barkla
First name:
”You can just call me Cal. That is -after- I get to know you.”
Callie Jayne
Age:
”Living in the best years.”
24
Sex:
”You’d think these mounds on my chest would make it kind of obvious.”
Female
Height:
”Above average, just the way I like it. And I still wear heels on top of it.”
5’7 ½”
Weight:
”Don’t you know it’s rude to ask a woman what she weighs?”
152lbs
”People tend to call me a bitch, but that’s just because they don’t know me. Wow. How cliché did that sound?”
Callie’s somewhat of a standoffish person; she keeps people at arms distance – or more. It’s how she keeps herself safe. Not a shy person in the least, Callie has no problem striking up a conversation with the person in line next to her at the supermarket. (Or walking up to a guy she finds attractive and straight up asking for his telephone number. She has done that on multiple occasions.) Her sense of humor is somewhat skewed, leaning to a darker and more vulgar pint of view than most. Conversations can sometimes get awkward when paired with her trademark frankness. (Callie’s also been known to tell a girl or two or twenty that something on her outfit does not match, is out of season, or is just plain ugly smack in the middle of a conversation. Where’s that filter when you need it, right?) Callie’s not one to “beat around the bush” and prefers to immediately get to the point of what it is that needs to be said. It annoys her to no end when someone takes forever getting to their main topic of discussion.
Over the years, Callie has been told that she can be, well, overdramatic. (Perhaps that’s the reason she enjoys reality tv shows so much.) While Callie has never denied this attribute, she has never openly admitted it either. Callie can sometimes get overly excited and start talking really, really fast. She’ll stumble over her words and have to back track. Even though she back-tracks she still ends up not making too much sense except to those used to it. This happens primarily only when she is hyper or drunk.
Likes:
+ Sarcasm
”I’ve been told I have a fairly quick tongue. Whether that’s a good or bad thing, I don’t know. Sometimes it comes in handy.”
+ Caramel
”The stickier the better.”
+ Vodka
”I prefer my martinis stirred. Sorry Bond.”
+ Chewing Gum
”It keeps me from just entirely eating my bottom lip off. My therapist told me I have a ‘oral fixation.’”
+ High Heels
”I always wanted to be 5’10” by the time I stopped growing. Since that didn’t happen, I just wear heels all the time.”
+ Pomegranates
”They’re one of the messiest fruits to eat, but man are they delicious.”
+ Perfume/Cologne
”I love smelling good, and I love people who also care about smelling good. I’m a sucker for expensive cologne on a man.”
Dislikes:
- Whiskey
”The darkest alcohol I drink is gold tequila.”
- Cigarettes
”They age you and make you smell disgusting. You will never see me touch one.”
- Cheap Perfume/Cologne
”That Bath & Bodyworks stuff isn’t going to cut it.”
- Popcorn
”It’s so aggravating when the stuff gets stuck in your teeth. I just quit eating it all together.”
- Bad Sex
”I hate that disappointing feeling afterwards of not having your craving fulfilled.”
- Horror Movies
”No not even all the cuddling in the world during the movie would make me watch a horror movie. Not ever again.”
- Hallucinogens
”I tried that stuff once. Let me tell you, it was not a fun experience.”
Why you should be on our show:
”Let’s just say… I’m looking for a good thrill.”
Callie’s guilty pleasure at home has always been watching reality tv shows, so when the chance came for her to be a part of one, naturally she jumped at it. Plus, she’s been really bored at home. (And though she won’t admit this to anyone, Callie still hasn’t quite gotten over her last break up.)