Kimiko Himura's Story

[zombie queen] wrote:anton just commed in - got a job lined up for us. meetin johnson tomorrow night at dante's. 0800. this one don't stink any more than the usual and it sounds like its got a decent payday at the end. anyone interested?

[zombie queen] wrote:fuck. fuckin 8 pm. you know what i fuckin mean.

ICEBOX wrote:LOL!!!!! I WAS GONNA EVEN WHEN I AM STILL PARTYIN FROM THE NIGHT B4 I WOULDNT CALL THAT "NIGHT" HAHAHA!!!! C U THERE PARTY GURL!!!!! ;)

Ivy wrote:Hi guys,
So, I have a super important thing before that. Can we maybe push it back a bit? Say, like 8:30? That would be super. Thankee!
Excited for a fun time!!

[zombie queen] wrote:god damn it, ivy, not this shit again. there's no way i'm walkin in there with my dick hangin out, so you show up on time and you show up strapped or we keep your fraggin cut. how's that for important?

Ivy wrote:uuugh. >:( but queenie it took months to get that appointment. if we move it back im not late. pleeeease? ^_^

The Principal wrote:As usual, ICEBOX, you are utterly incomprehensible, and I will take your vague grasp of the English language, paired with your caps-locked enthusiasm, to indicate your positive participation in the upcoming event.

To My Dearest Undead Tyrant,

Your instructions are somewhat contradictory since--whether yourself or the lovely Miss Ivy were to come to the meeting "with your dick hanging out," I'm afraid it would, necessarily, require either of you to be "strapped." Unless, of course, I have been grossly misinformed about the nature of your anatomy.

I will take this time to remind all of you that--in order to communicate properly with others--one must, at least, make a nod towards proper English grammatical convention:

Sentences begin with the first letter of the first word capitalized, and the rest of the sentence remains lowercase unless there is a proper noun, and then only the first letter of that particular word is to be capitalized. Salutations and farewells also follow this, "first letter is capitalized" convention.

As to the timing of our little soirée at Dante's, I am more than happy to reschedule either the appointment with Johnson or... "QQ 행복 손톱," but a word of caution--Johnson dislikes when I tamper with his schedule (even when I have the best of intentions), and I'm afraid I turn into a pumpkin at 0845 hours, so--if you desire my presence--it will have to be before that. Although, as usual, you can always ask me questions via quick-mail and I will respond as promptly as possible.

All of this aside, I am "in," as it were.

Yours Truely,

The Principal

Ivy wrote:Dear Stuffypants et al.,
Fiiiiine. Ill be there. But u owe me. *pouts* Do u have any deets queenie? Or is this another of ur blindies?
Most Sincerely,
I

ICEBOX wrote:LOL DID YOU BECOME A TROG WHEN I WASNT LOOKIN! WHY YOU ACTIN SO GREEN?

[zombie queen] wrote:details are a bit light on this one, so we're not takin any chances. same plan as in vancouver.

ivy, you're rollin in with me. i'll have some punk-rock voodoo up, so we should get a few seconds of warning if things go pear-shaped. dante's has some decent sight lines, so icebox, you and the old man can post up outside. find a good spot this time. i don't want grandpa gettin made before the party starts.

if the meet goes sideways, ivy starts carvin clowns up while i make us an exit route. then ice smokes anyone who follows us out. the principal provides net overwatch and keeps the comms clear. also, that smartgun jammin shit you did last time was fraggin tight butthole, so more of that would be good.

sound like fun to anyone else?

[zombie queen]

[addendum] and for the record, gramps, it's called "idiom". look that shit up.

[addendum] damn, ice, that's fraggin racist. you can't say shit like that over here.

[zombie queen] wrote:hell, we could just sim in. johnson didn't specify, so no reason to stick our necks out.