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BURN IT
It's Maple Manor...you know, the place where stuff happens. So yeah.
BURN IT
It's Maple Manor...you know, the place where stuff happens. So yeah.
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Maple Manor.
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Megamaw [0] A pyromaniac. Slowly going mad.
Cirque [0] Some ho. (GSG)
Ramona Marino [0] This girl is in the mafia. Be afraid.
Neren [0] Being a maid > being Head Reaper. Truth. (GSG)
Yoko Littner [0] Lady with a big gun yes
Him [0] You know, that guy. (GSG)
Tzila [0] Raising hell for the lulz since forever. (GSG)
Richard [0] The good conscience of the world's biggest sinning olive.
Yamata Nekoto [0] That damn cat
Bill von Stiffleback [0] Bill is the very very fisrtest master of Maple Manor. He engages in many wacky antics.
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“Hmm?
...Err...well, I don`t quiite...know...why they would send me here...“
She kind of tried to avoid the full question. Because telling that she`s a mafia Bosss daughter wouldn`t be the smartest thing to do, at least in her mind.
...“Where is this place, any-who? It doesn`t seem like this is still Boston...“
...Err...well, I don`t quiite...know...why they would send me here...“
She kind of tried to avoid the full question. Because telling that she`s a mafia Bosss daughter wouldn`t be the smartest thing to do, at least in her mind.
...“Where is this place, any-who? It doesn`t seem like this is still Boston...“
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After his long string of curses finally cut off, Ignis immediately reached for his now-repaired coat and started off downstairs, apparently shrugging off Allyson's last little insult... well, that, or saving it to deal with later. He had something much more urgent to attend to. Once arriving at the front door, Ignis simply glared directly at the man in front of him; a man who had proven himself to be the bane of his existence on a level only topped by the like of Black.
"...Von Stiffleback. I see that you've managed to survive yet again."
Good lord, you can practically feel the spite coming off of him. As a matter of fact, someone might actually be able to, considering that the closest object would spontaneously burst into flames. Probably not the best time for Charles to be sitting out in the open, much less near a maid.
"...Von Stiffleback. I see that you've managed to survive yet again."
Good lord, you can practically feel the spite coming off of him. As a matter of fact, someone might actually be able to, considering that the closest object would spontaneously burst into flames. Probably not the best time for Charles to be sitting out in the open, much less near a maid.
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"Why, of course I would survive! No mere mouse-bug army can hope to defeat me! They were quite foolish to think that they could take over without alerting the presence of the natives! Now, out of my way, good sir, for there is cake to be had!"
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After hearing Alex's loud outburst, Alexis turned around in order to confirm her suspicions of who the voice belonged to.
"This is not a good day for me." she thought to herself as she silently glared at him.
"This is not a good day for me." she thought to herself as she silently glared at him.
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"You're at Maple Manor. Basically a place where people like you and I go when they lose bets. Or when they get tied up and thrown in boxes, apparently."
Speaking of boxes, Umbra could've sworn the second box that the busty delivery woman brought moved a little. Deciding to blame it on stress, she turned her attention back to Box Girl.
"Who the hell sent you here, anyways? You said 'they'."
still not putting that knife away ):>
Meanwhile, Nette was baking cake like nobody's business. Her hot-bloodedness at this point was so intense that the cake baked itself without an oven. That's hardcore.
"HURRY UP AND BAKE FASTER, DAMN YOUUUUU"
Speaking of boxes, Umbra could've sworn the second box that the busty delivery woman brought moved a little. Deciding to blame it on stress, she turned her attention back to Box Girl.
"Who the hell sent you here, anyways? You said 'they'."
still not putting that knife away ):>
xxx
Meanwhile, Nette was baking cake like nobody's business. Her hot-bloodedness at this point was so intense that the cake baked itself without an oven. That's hardcore.
"HURRY UP AND BAKE FASTER, DAMN YOUUUUU"
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Alex
"Heh...alright..." he assured himself. He was about to introduce himself but then Charles. It 'ain't easy being cockblocked. D'ohohohohohoho.
Then lady in the box.
"A-are you okay?" he asked nervously.
Yoko
Yoko quickly lowered her rifle, looking back at Ignis.
"Is he serious?" she said, with a somewhat pissed-off look.
"Heh...alright..." he assured himself. He was about to introduce himself but then Charles. It 'ain't easy being cockblocked. D'ohohohohohoho.
Then lady in the box.
"A-are you okay?" he asked nervously.
Yoko
Yoko quickly lowered her rifle, looking back at Ignis.
"Is he serious?" she said, with a somewhat pissed-off look.
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Charles did a little hop of joy.. well, it was actually him doing a little twirl in the air but that's besides the point.
"FINALLY! :D"
Before the woman would know what was going on, she would find herself being dragged inside the mansion by the Charles, past all the peoples gawking at the new arrivals that Charles couldn't care less about. On his third entrance into the building, he sped past Stan and ended up throwing his fist towards him. Serves you right for trying to be clean.
"Get outta my way! Bloody olive looking for a bath, coming through!" Charles bowed in the direction of Ignis and gave him a stare saying 'Care to join me?'.. either that or he was saying 'Please don't kill me.' Both work.
In Charles' mind, he was fantasizing some pretty sick things. 'Cause he's Charles. Richard, who now has his one little place in Charles' conscience, was cursing at Charles and saying some pretty vulgar things. But he also was fantasizing.. about that woman he fell on - twice - and had a whole mini-nap in her breasticles. Yeah.
"So.. uhh.. where's the bathroom? :X"
oh charles you so silly
"FINALLY! :D"
Before the woman would know what was going on, she would find herself being dragged inside the mansion by the Charles, past all the peoples gawking at the new arrivals that Charles couldn't care less about. On his third entrance into the building, he sped past Stan and ended up throwing his fist towards him. Serves you right for trying to be clean.
"Get outta my way! Bloody olive looking for a bath, coming through!" Charles bowed in the direction of Ignis and gave him a stare saying 'Care to join me?'.. either that or he was saying 'Please don't kill me.' Both work.
In Charles' mind, he was fantasizing some pretty sick things. 'Cause he's Charles. Richard, who now has his one little place in Charles' conscience, was cursing at Charles and saying some pretty vulgar things. But he also was fantasizing.. about that woman he fell on - twice - and had a whole mini-nap in her breasticles. Yeah.
"So.. uhh.. where's the bathroom? :X"
oh charles you so silly
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“W-while I`m not quiiite sure, it`s definitely not because I`m a mafia boss`s heir, and people definitely didn`t want to shut me up so they could take over or something, while they left me for dead.“
she told umbra.
The knife normally wouldn`t really scare her or anything, as she`s used to seeing brains get blown out with guns, being the heir to a particularly violent mafia family. Something tells me she might have done it before, her self. Of course, at the moment she has no way to defend her self though, and heck, doesn`t have any clothes past her under-garments...She did seem a bit more creeped out by it than she would normally.
Then, when Alex asked his question, she answered with a quick
“I...Guess so...“
she told umbra.
The knife normally wouldn`t really scare her or anything, as she`s used to seeing brains get blown out with guns, being the heir to a particularly violent mafia family. Something tells me she might have done it before, her self. Of course, at the moment she has no way to defend her self though, and heck, doesn`t have any clothes past her under-garments...She did seem a bit more creeped out by it than she would normally.
Then, when Alex asked his question, she answered with a quick
“I...Guess so...“
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Cirque shrugged.
"Well, really, we just need a place where we won't wreck the pretty floor! I can control water, you know~! ♥"
"Right, right. Of course not." Umbra pocketed the knife and held out a hand.
"Regardless, I guess you work here now, so we'd better get you a uniform. Surprisingly, it'll probably be more comfortable than what you're wearing now."
"Well, really, we just need a place where we won't wreck the pretty floor! I can control water, you know~! ♥"
xxx
"Right, right. Of course not." Umbra pocketed the knife and held out a hand.
"Regardless, I guess you work here now, so we'd better get you a uniform. Surprisingly, it'll probably be more comfortable than what you're wearing now."
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“A uniform?“, she said, pausing for a bit. “Y-you mean like a maid uniform like you? I guess it`s better than what I have now...“
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Allyson hopped over to Bill, following Ignis as she did so. "Heya there, my names Allyson, any reason Ignis seems to be so upset you arrived?" She said with a huge grin on her face. "And cake? Hrmm, I like cake too! What a coincidence!"
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"Well then. Things are back to how they used to be. If you don't mind, I have to go take care of something."
Ignis' eyes were locked on Charles and Cirque. Apparently not wanting to send olive bits flying everywhere, Ignis merely caught up with the two rather quickly.
"There's really no bathroom in the house that can accommodate a... giant piece of foodstuff... such as yourself. The only one that could is my private one, off in my quarters. I suppose that I can show you to it..."
this is an unexpected turn of events
Ignis' eyes were locked on Charles and Cirque. Apparently not wanting to send olive bits flying everywhere, Ignis merely caught up with the two rather quickly.
"There's really no bathroom in the house that can accommodate a... giant piece of foodstuff... such as yourself. The only one that could is my private one, off in my quarters. I suppose that I can show you to it..."
this is an unexpected turn of events
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"Hey! I'm not that big!" Charles shrunk down to the size of a basketball, "See?"
Then Charles heard him mention a bath.
"A bath, you say? :D" Charles' beady little eyes grew in size and turned anime-sparkle style. Yeah. "Yes, we will join you. Just don't explode me or anything when we get there. D:"
Then Charles heard him mention a bath.
"A bath, you say? :D" Charles' beady little eyes grew in size and turned anime-sparkle style. Yeah. "Yes, we will join you. Just don't explode me or anything when we get there. D:"
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"Hm, Allyson, you say? I have no idea what this 'Ignis' character's problem could be. After all, I am a hero. And cake is indeed quite likable."
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"Right. Okay, let's see...maid outfits...they should be..."
After half a minute of thinking, Umbra turned to Stan.
"Hey, Stan. Where the hell are the maid outfits?"
"Huh? What? Uh, I don't know. You'd have to ask---hey, wait a minute! Why would you ask ME? What are you trying to say?!"
oh stan
"Oh, really?" Cirque clasped her hands together. "That's so thoughtful of you! ♥"
"Bill is a hero. He likes cake. Noted." Neren stated, nonchalantly mopping up Charles' blood trail.
Nette burst into the room a few seconds later, fresh cake in hand.
"Nobody move! I've got cake!"
After half a minute of thinking, Umbra turned to Stan.
"Hey, Stan. Where the hell are the maid outfits?"
"Huh? What? Uh, I don't know. You'd have to ask---hey, wait a minute! Why would you ask ME? What are you trying to say?!"
oh stan
xxx
"Oh, really?" Cirque clasped her hands together. "That's so thoughtful of you! ♥"
xxx
"Bill is a hero. He likes cake. Noted." Neren stated, nonchalantly mopping up Charles' blood trail.
Nette burst into the room a few seconds later, fresh cake in hand.
"Nobody move! I've got cake!"
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Alex
Alex turned around because cake, yes.
"Did someone say cake?" he asked.
Yoko
Yoko eyed the olive and slurry girl with a confused look. She dismissed it. She looked around, again, confused?
"Where are the rooms at?" she asked.
Alex turned around because cake, yes.
"Did someone say cake?" he asked.
Yoko
Yoko eyed the olive and slurry girl with a confused look. She dismissed it. She looked around, again, confused?
"Where are the rooms at?" she asked.
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Ignis would lead the two back through the corridors and up to a set of very ornate-looking double doors. Pulling a golden, amethyst-encrusted key from his coat, he unlocked and unsealed the doors before pulling them open. Inside was Ignis' personal quarters, something you could tell just by the sheer value that some of the stuff sitting on the various shelves and bookcases looked like they had. Plus the floor-to-wall liquor cabinet.
"I don't let people in here very often; count yourselves lucky. Now... Cirque, wasn't it? My bathroom is through the door off on the far wall. Feel free to go draw some bathwater... just don't use the hot tub to do it. I need to have a word with Charles here."
"I don't let people in here very often; count yourselves lucky. Now... Cirque, wasn't it? My bathroom is through the door off on the far wall. Feel free to go draw some bathwater... just don't use the hot tub to do it. I need to have a word with Charles here."
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"Back off! This cake is for Master Bill, got it?! You'd better not touch it, 'cause I'm not making another one! That would be working, like, three or four times in one day!" Nette hissed, apparently traumatized from her working experience.
"Rooms? THAT I can answer. They're down that hall. Actually, the closets probably conveniently have spare maid outfits, too, so...yeah." Stan answered, pointing towards said hall.
"Right away, sir~! ♥" Cirque bouncedif you know what I mean over to said door, more than happy to obey.
xxx
"Rooms? THAT I can answer. They're down that hall. Actually, the closets probably conveniently have spare maid outfits, too, so...yeah." Stan answered, pointing towards said hall.
xxx
"Right away, sir~! ♥" Cirque bounced
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"Huzzah! The cake is finished! Now it is time to enjoy it!" Bill heads towards the dining hall, a spring in his step visible.
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"Hmm? A word?" Charles looked puzzled, "That doesn't have anything to do with 'Charles I'm going to slaughter you and use your non-existant olive testicles in my racist apricot gravy', does it? Because that would make me sad. :["
Charles, you are sickening. But we all love you! <3
Well, except for Stan and Ignis and Nette and.. everyone except Cirque.
Charles, you are sickening. But we all love you! <3
Well, except for Stan and Ignis and Nette and.. everyone except Cirque.
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Once Cirque was out of earshot, Ignis made his way over to the massive liquor cabinet mentioned earlier, and after unlocking and unsealing it with what looked like three different sets of keys, removed two bottles of expensive-looking wine from it before locking it back up. Of course, he was soon in the process of emptying half of one into a glass, which he promptly emptied into his mouth. Makes you wonder why he even bothered with the glass.
"You're in luck, I only use ripe olives in my racist apricot gravy. Anyways, so Charles. I see the game that you're trying to work here. Normally, I'd say that I respect that, but I have one little rule about the maids: hands - or other appendages, mind you - off until I've had the first go at it. After that, feel free to have at it if the girl actually agrees to it. We clear?"
Oh Ignis, you so crude.
"You're in luck, I only use ripe olives in my racist apricot gravy. Anyways, so Charles. I see the game that you're trying to work here. Normally, I'd say that I respect that, but I have one little rule about the maids: hands - or other appendages, mind you - off until I've had the first go at it. After that, feel free to have at it if the girl actually agrees to it. We clear?"
Oh Ignis, you so crude.
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"I suppose I can wait a little longer.. but don't take forever now!" And so, Ignis and Charles have compromise. Sort of. "But.. there's always threesomes, you know."
But Charles knew Ignis would not agree, so he transformed into Richard.
"But if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go be nice to people - and Stan - in this pimpin' disguise while I wait my turn. Please don't tell anyone that I, 'Richard', am actually Charles. Because.. being a murderous, perverted dick all the time is no fun."
But Charles knew Ignis would not agree, so he transformed into Richard.
"But if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go be nice to people - and Stan - in this pimpin' disguise while I wait my turn. Please don't tell anyone that I, 'Richard', am actually Charles. Because.. being a murderous, perverted dick all the time is no fun."
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“Th-thaat`s kind of far off, but...I guess I can go get one.“ she said.
She went to go get one of the spare maid outfits.
She went to go get one of the spare maid outfits.
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Alex
Alex made a frownie face.
"Aww. Ah well 's'all good!" he said, her face suddenly changing to a happy one.
Alex then looked around, noticing Cirque was gone.
"Is it just me or does that pink girl have a 'ho' vibe to her? Not that I'm complaining anyway...Heh..." he asked and commented on.
Yoko
After glaring at Alex for asking that, she walked over to Ramona.
"Do you want to come with me...seeing as you have no outfit...or any kind of outfit?" she asked.
Alex made a frownie face.
"Aww. Ah well 's'all good!" he said, her face suddenly changing to a happy one.
Alex then looked around, noticing Cirque was gone.
"Is it just me or does that pink girl have a 'ho' vibe to her? Not that I'm complaining anyway...Heh..." he asked and commented on.
Yoko
After glaring at Alex for asking that, she walked over to Ramona.
"Do you want to come with me...seeing as you have no outfit...or any kind of outfit?" she asked.
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Nette followed, practically trembling with hot-bloodedness/anxiety.
"please like the cake please like the cake please like the cake" she mumbled, only half aware she was speaking. Mental issues aside, she grrrrrrrracefully set the cake down on the table and curtsied.
Having nothing better to do, Umbra decided to just tag along with Box Girl and Yoko and make sure...I don't know, and make sure they didn't get attacked by rabid dust bunnies or something. It would be more exciting than standing at the door all day.
"Yeah...definitely a ho vibe. But I'm sensing something else, too...something...suspicious." Stan said, looking both curious and concerned.
"But maybe it's just because I don't do well around hos or something..."
"please like the cake please like the cake please like the cake" she mumbled, only half aware she was speaking. Mental issues aside, she grrrrrrrracefully set the cake down on the table and curtsied.
xxx
Having nothing better to do, Umbra decided to just tag along with Box Girl and Yoko and make sure...I don't know, and make sure they didn't get attacked by rabid dust bunnies or something. It would be more exciting than standing at the door all day.
xxx
"Yeah...definitely a ho vibe. But I'm sensing something else, too...something...suspicious." Stan said, looking both curious and concerned.
"But maybe it's just because I don't do well around hos or something..."