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It's Maple Manor...you know, the place where stuff happens. So yeah.
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Totally not waiting at all, Alex decided to open up the box himself.
"I wonder what's insideeee~" he said out loud, obviously excited about opening a package with no name on it.
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His voice indicated that he was completely serious about the whole thing.
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Holy shit is that a little boy?! D: Well, he was actually Alex's age, but he looked a lot younger...aside from not looking like he went through puberty yet, he was probably a head shorter than Alex. But I ramble.
So, yeah, that box Cirque brought contained this blue-haired kid who was unconscious...either Cirque drugged the ADORABLE SHOTA or he was unconscious due to the lack of airholes in the box. This way or that, being unconscious is generally not a good thing and something should probably be done about this.
MERRY CHRISTMAS (:
Nette was used to crazy people by now, seeing that she lived beyond Entirety which a whole bunch of them, so she decided to play along for now.
"Uh, okay then...so, what are these 'Banana Captains' fighting for, anyways? I can't lead without a cause!"
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“Hrmm...better than what I was wearing. “
It was a blue one, oddly fitting, with a Tan-ish apron. However, she refuses to wear a frilly head-dress, something you`ll just have to get over.
She scowled a little bit.
“Aaany good?“
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Still completely serious.
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Then that happened.
Afterwards, Cirque would find a strange growing sensation in her stomach. A baby was coming. In about 3 hours, anyways.
"How was it for you? >:3" Charles hornily asked, "And.. Are you up for another go?"
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"OhgodwhatIdon'twantthispackageanymore," he blurted as he saw the unconscious body in the box. He shook the box, hoping the person would wake up, then started shaking the boy.
"A-are you okay?!" he asked the unconscious body for some reason, I guess expecting an answer I dunno.
Yoko
"Y-yeah! You look fine! It doesn't look bad at all!" she said to Ramona, then looking over to Umbra, sort of nudging her a bit.
"Right?"
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"Uh...sure, yeah. It's great." she replied, sounding as honest as a clueless person could.
"N-No way! Not the planet-eating Chickenlords!" Nette exclaimed, slowly starting to take this seriously as well. She pulled up a chair and sat down, eyes wide.
"Tell me more, uncle Bill!"
Cirque didn't seem to notice the strange sensation...
"I'm always up~♥"
o u cirquechu
Somehow, the shaking magically worked! Whoooooa! It's like a movie, man!
Eventually, the kid's eyes fluttered open, and it took him a moment to register the fact that he was being shaken by some total stranger. But when it did register...
"FGSFGDLGF D:"
He was so surprised that he knocked the box over backwards, naturally causing him to fall out of it. Backwards. Yes. Indeed.
"Oww..."
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Yamata: ... Eh? Did someone KILL him? *She points accusingly at Alex* MURDERER!
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The Chickenlords themselves are evil, evil creatures. They are a mix of rhinos, hippos, and carrots!"
OH NO NOT CARROTS
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But.. Cirque would find the sensation in her stomach even bigger than before. It can't be..
..Twins. Yes.
That can't be good.
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“Uh...huh. ...Anywho, would either of you two know maybe how a weapon or other power would be gotten around here? Not used to being away from my pistol...“
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Alex ran over to the boy and helped him up.
"Are you okay? And why were you sitting in a box?" he said.
Then he jumped when he heard Yamata speak.
"asdfnoIdidn't!" he proclaimed.
Yoko
Yoko simply shrugged at Ramona's question.
"If I had to take a guess it would be from the masters. Why do you ask?" she questioned.
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The kid started trembling like crazy, clearly traumatized. He didn't even bother sticking up for Alex! Well, I guess his explanation kind of helped...
"I-I-I-I-I d-don't r-remember...u-um...w-well, t-there was t-this p-pink-haired lady, a-and she...w-with the box a-and the..."
oh cirque why would you traumatize little boys
"Oh my God, that's crazy! Well, how do I defeat them?! Is that even possible?!"
And she STILL didn't notice! This chick is crazy, man, CRAZY.
"What she said. I know that Ignis alone probably has a shitload of them...but I'd kind of like to know why you need a weapon in a place like this. Unless you're contemplating suicide, in which case I can sympathize with you."
Umbra does not like maid outfits.
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...?
“Plus, people have a tendency to piss me off, real easily.“
...Mostly that reason.
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"In a few hours, you're gonna have babies. Good luck!"
He then flew off back to his loft to have a rest. Yeah.
{{My posts are sucking lately. Woohoo!}}
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At this point, Bill began reminiscing about his time as the first general of the Banana Captains. The joy of victory, the sadness of defeat, the burning passion within all of his men; it was enough to bring manly tears to his face.
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"Works for me. All right, then, follow me."
She exited the room and led the two (assuming Yoko decided to follow, that is) towards Ignis' room, because, you know, she's totally memorized the path there and all.
And then she knocked on the door, deciding to ignore her instinctive urges to kick it open like a bamf. The Test Reality lost a lot of doors like that.
"I'm...I'm what?!" Cirque semi-shrieked, quite clearly panicked. If she had children, then everyone would know her secret...her deepest, darkest secret.
"Calm down, Cirque...let's just think of a rationa---aw, fuck this shit!"
Gone was her flirtatious, bubbly personality; it had surrendered to the foul-mouthed, impulsive chick who was currently preparing to commit seppuku with an arrow she pulled right out of thin air.
...Not caring that Meil, Yamata, and Alex were right at the front door, too.
After another session of FGSFGDLGFing, Meil cowered behind Alex and Yamata.
"T-T-That's her! T-The one who p-put me in t-the box...!"
Bill appeared to be so passionate about this that Nette began crying manly tears, as well, despite that fact that she's a semi-loli.
"Oh, Bill! How could I ever be as brave as you? You have to teach me! Teach me to be the greatest First General of the Banana Captains ever!"
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Alex looked behind him to see why the boy was FGSFGDLGFing. He turned around, looking at Cirque looking like she was about to stab herself with an arrow.
"Woah woah wait! What's going on?" he asked. "Just...calm down okay?"
"I still haven't had sex yet damnit ;;"
Yoko
Yoko followed the two because she had nothing better to do, yes. (:
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Put the arrow down or I'll hurt you! ((...))
Or... something! Please? :c
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"I can't have children! Imagine the hell that would be unleashed upon...my social life! It would be a nightmare! A nightmare!"
...
"Also, I've died before. It's not that unpleasant. ♥"
"yes it is ):>"
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"Ah, Umbra and... I'll have to ask your names. Something you need?"
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THIS IS INCREDIBLY SERIOUS BUSINESS FOR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY SILLY!