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Maple Manor

Maple Manor

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a part of Maple Manor, by GreenSweatshirtGal.

IT WON'T STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEE

GreenSweatshirtGal holds sovereignty over Maple Manor, giving them the ability to make limited changes.

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BURN THE LEAF

BURN IT

It's Maple Manor...you know, the place where stuff happens. So yeah.
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Maple Manor

IT WON'T STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEE

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Maple Manor is a part of Maple Manor.

24 Characters Here

Megamaw [0] A pyromaniac. Slowly going mad.
Cirque [0] Some ho. (GSG)
Ramona Marino [0] This girl is in the mafia. Be afraid.
Neren [0] Being a maid > being Head Reaper. Truth. (GSG)
Yoko Littner [0] Lady with a big gun yes
Him [0] You know, that guy. (GSG)
Tzila [0] Raising hell for the lulz since forever. (GSG)
Richard [0] The good conscience of the world's biggest sinning olive.
Yamata Nekoto [0] That damn cat
Bill von Stiffleback [0] Bill is the very very fisrtest master of Maple Manor. He engages in many wacky antics.

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Alex

Totally not waiting at all, Alex decided to open up the box himself.

"I wonder what's insideeee~" he said out loud, obviously excited about opening a package with no name on it.

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"Why, it means exactly as it seems! The Banana Captains have been without a first general for so long, and I have decided that you are perfect for the job! Just think of the glory you will gain by leading them to victory in battle!"
His voice indicated that he was completely serious about the whole thing.

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And inside was...

Holy shit is that a little boy?! D: Well, he was actually Alex's age, but he looked a lot younger...aside from not looking like he went through puberty yet, he was probably a head shorter than Alex. But I ramble.

So, yeah, that box Cirque brought contained this blue-haired kid who was unconscious...either Cirque drugged the ADORABLE SHOTA or he was unconscious due to the lack of airholes in the box. This way or that, being unconscious is generally not a good thing and something should probably be done about this.

MERRY CHRISTMAS (:


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Nette was used to crazy people by now, seeing that she lived beyond Entirety which a whole bunch of them, so she decided to play along for now.

"Uh, okay then...so, what are these 'Banana Captains' fighting for, anyways? I can't lead without a cause!"

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She quickly put it on.
“Hrmm...better than what I was wearing. “
It was a blue one, oddly fitting, with a Tan-ish apron. However, she refuses to wear a frilly head-dress, something you`ll just have to get over.
She scowled a little bit.
“Aaany good?“

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"Is that not obvious? They are fighting to protect the peace of the universe against the evil planet-eating Chickenlords! Does not the first general of the Banana Captains know this?"
Still completely serious.

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And so Charles transported him and Cirque up into his 'lair' and.. and..

Then that happened.

Afterwards, Cirque would find a strange growing sensation in her stomach. A baby was coming. In about 3 hours, anyways.

"How was it for you? >:3" Charles hornily asked, "And.. Are you up for another go?"

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Alex

"OhgodwhatIdon'twantthispackageanymore," he blurted as he saw the unconscious body in the box. He shook the box, hoping the person would wake up, then started shaking the boy.

"A-are you okay?!" he asked the unconscious body for some reason, I guess expecting an answer I dunno.

Yoko

"Y-yeah! You look fine! It doesn't look bad at all!" she said to Ramona, then looking over to Umbra, sort of nudging her a bit.

"Right?"

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Umbra shrugged. It wasn't that she didn't like it...it's just that she wasn't used to paying attention to clothes. Murderers don't do that.

"Uh...sure, yeah. It's great." she replied, sounding as honest as a clueless person could.


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"N-No way! Not the planet-eating Chickenlords!" Nette exclaimed, slowly starting to take this seriously as well. She pulled up a chair and sat down, eyes wide.

"Tell me more, uncle Bill!"


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Cirque didn't seem to notice the strange sensation...given her lifestyle, she was probably used to it.

"I'm always up~♥"

o u cirquechu


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Somehow, the shaking magically worked! Whoooooa! It's like a movie, man!

Eventually, the kid's eyes fluttered open, and it took him a moment to register the fact that he was being shaken by some total stranger. But when it did register...

"FGSFGDLGF D:"

He was so surprised that he knocked the box over backwards, naturally causing him to fall out of it. Backwards. Yes. Indeed.

"Oww..."

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*Having heard the commotion going on outside ((uh... box boy was outside right? I am so forgetful)), Yamata exited through the front door again after her unsuccessful attempt to find anyone without really looking*

Yamata: ... Eh? Did someone KILL him? *She points accusingly at Alex* MURDERER!

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"The Chickenlords wish to devourate every planet in the galaxy! Only the Banana Captains are bold enough to face them! However, they are all but useless without a first general.
The Chickenlords themselves are evil, evil creatures. They are a mix of rhinos, hippos, and carrots!"
OH NO NOT CARROTS

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And so they did again. And again. AND AGAIN.

But.. Cirque would find the sensation in her stomach even bigger than before. It can't be..

..Twins. Yes.

That can't be good.

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She shot the two a glare.
“Uh...huh. ...Anywho, would either of you two know maybe how a weapon or other power would be gotten around here? Not used to being away from my pistol...“

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#, as written by Mantis
Alex

Alex ran over to the boy and helped him up.

"Are you okay? And why were you sitting in a box?" he said.

Then he jumped when he heard Yamata speak.

"asdfnoIdidn't!" he proclaimed.

Yoko

Yoko simply shrugged at Ramona's question.

"If I had to take a guess it would be from the masters. Why do you ask?" she questioned.

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Yup, Ignis is still sound asleep in his room. Just in case people were wondering where he was.

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{{They're actually at the front door from the inside, but that's close enough to outside so yeah.}}

The kid started trembling like crazy, clearly traumatized. He didn't even bother sticking up for Alex! Well, I guess his explanation kind of helped...

"I-I-I-I-I d-don't r-remember...u-um...w-well, t-there was t-this p-pink-haired lady, a-and she...w-with the box a-and the..."

oh cirque why would you traumatize little boys


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"Oh my God, that's crazy! Well, how do I defeat them?! Is that even possible?!"

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And she STILL didn't notice! This chick is crazy, man, CRAZY.

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"What she said. I know that Ignis alone probably has a shitload of them...but I'd kind of like to know why you need a weapon in a place like this. Unless you're contemplating suicide, in which case I can sympathize with you."

Umbra does not like maid outfits.

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“Not planning on killing my self, but...well, I just can't really sleep well without one.“
...?
“Plus, people have a tendency to piss me off, real easily.“
...Mostly that reason.

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Charles carried Cirque down to the front door and left her with but a single message:

"In a few hours, you're gonna have babies. Good luck!"

He then flew off back to his loft to have a rest. Yeah.

{{My posts are sucking lately. Woohoo!}}

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"Oho, but you need not fight the Chickenlords. All you must do is boldly lead the Banana Captains into battle, and they will do all the fighting. Some of them may die, and if it is a particularly bad day, all of them, and you must bear the burden of their losses by staying strong throughout the great war."
At this point, Bill began reminiscing about his time as the first general of the Banana Captains. The joy of victory, the sadness of defeat, the burning passion within all of his men; it was enough to bring manly tears to his face.

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Umbra shrugged again.

"Works for me. All right, then, follow me."

She exited the room and led the two (assuming Yoko decided to follow, that is) towards Ignis' room, because, you know, she's totally memorized the path there and all.

And then she knocked on the door, deciding to ignore her instinctive urges to kick it open like a bamf. The Test Reality lost a lot of doors like that.


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"I'm...I'm what?!" Cirque semi-shrieked, quite clearly panicked. If she had children, then everyone would know her secret...her deepest, darkest secret.

"Calm down, Cirque...let's just think of a rationa---aw, fuck this shit!"

Gone was her flirtatious, bubbly personality; it had surrendered to the foul-mouthed, impulsive chick who was currently preparing to commit seppuku with an arrow she pulled right out of thin air.

...Not caring that Meil, Yamata, and Alex were right at the front door, too.


After another session of FGSFGDLGFing, Meil cowered behind Alex and Yamata.

"T-T-That's her! T-The one who p-put me in t-the box...!"


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Bill appeared to be so passionate about this that Nette began crying manly tears, as well, despite that fact that she's a semi-loli.

"Oh, Bill! How could I ever be as brave as you? You have to teach me! Teach me to be the greatest First General of the Banana Captains ever!"

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Alex

Alex looked behind him to see why the boy was FGSFGDLGFing. He turned around, looking at Cirque looking like she was about to stab herself with an arrow.

"Woah woah wait! What's going on?" he asked. "Just...calm down okay?"

"I still haven't had sex yet damnit ;;"

Yoko

Yoko followed the two because she had nothing better to do, yes. (:

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Yamata: Whaa-- There is no justice in suicide! If you kill yourself now, how are you to pay for your injustice that you unleashed upon this poor boy here? ((Oh smooth, especially coming from an ex-thief...))
Put the arrow down or I'll hurt you! ((...))
Or... something! Please? :c

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"You guys don't get it!" she hissed, practically frothing at the mouth and her eyes are all red and glowy and oh jesus i want the ho back DDDDD:

"I can't have children! Imagine the hell that would be unleashed upon...my social life! It would be a nightmare! A nightmare!"

...

"Also, I've died before. It's not that unpleasant. ♥"


"yes it is ):>"

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After a minute or two of rustling sounds coming from inside the room, Ignis emerged from his room to see who had knocked, surprisingly not looking like someone who just got done with a plumbing lesson from Cirque. Probably a good thing for him.

"Ah, Umbra and... I'll have to ask your names. Something you need?"

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Bill looked down on Nette. "Greatness is not something that can be taught. It is something that must be earned. Only you can earn that greatness. That is one of life's many lesson's for you to learn."
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SERIOUS BUSINESS FOR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY SILLY!

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“My name is Ramona.“
okay yes but
“I need a weapon of some sort, and these two told me you were the one to ask around here?“