"Call me box boy one more time, and I will get our joe on you!"
Job application
Name: Andy Loungi
Age: 21
Job(s) selected: Security Guy
Why we should choose you: I have not had a drink for 13 hours, I smoke outside, and I am potty trained.
What are our rules?: Do not smell smokes (Typo on purpose) to kids, do not sell guns to childern, and do not sell 'devil's music'
Skills: Well under pressure, had fire arms training once, writes books
Gender: Male