Shane kuasu Skaurara's Story

It was a normal day at Airdalen Academy where the overqualified staff started to rush the final preparations for the return of their seniors and the welcoming of their new juniors.

Mr. Hayashi; the mathematics teacher was in his usual bad mood of sorts, crazily scratching at his red hair with his butt on the floor as papers descended after having bumped into Mr. Kido; the Physical Education teacher.

“Haha.. I’m terribly sorry.”

Mr. Kido unlike Mr. Hayashi, was taking the matter lightly while Mr. Hayashi on the other hand..

“ARE YOU A BAFOON?!? CAN’T YOU READ? THE SIGN SAYS ‘SLIPPERY WHEN WET-“

before Mr. Hayashi could finish, Mrs. Kita; the science teacher also joined as she slipped on a piece of paper.

“Watch out!!!”

Mrs. Kita tried to warn as she collided into Mr. Hayashi as he was starting to get up.

“Oof.. oh my word.”

Mrs. Kita landed on top of Mr. Hayashi who was pinned on the floor squashed by her bosom, red as a ripe tomato from both anger and embarrassment. Mrs. Kita and Mr. Kido both started to laugh nervously knowing this wasn’t going to end well until—

“What are you all doing?”

Ms. Araya; the English teacher arrived at the hallway and blinked several times trying to register the scene in her head. She gasped, holding her hands to her mouth after an explanation clicked.

“Are you performing some kind of cult ritual?!”

“NO!”

Mrs. Kita and Mr. Hayashi screamed in unison whilst Mr. Kido put his hands on his hips and laughed heartily.