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Alan Umpton (The Grand Blaster)

"I'll show you what's hip!"

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a character in “No One's Hero”, as played by Lazyscreename

Description

Name: Alan Umpton

Alias: The Grand Blaster

Age: 78

Sexuality: Asexual

Occupation: Waiter, Criminal(?)

Personality: Having lived a dull, dreary, and above all, safe life, Alan has grown weary and tired of the same old routine of a comfortable life, finding distaste in the ordinary and the dull, including himself before the discovery of his powers. He hinds this with impeccable manners in his ordinary daily life however, hiding his true feelings to get through the day til he can finally unleash them in his alternate persona when using his powers.
Since the discovery of his powers, he has become quite brash and impulsive, acting simply means to entertain and show off his new abilities, often only causing a crime to make people notice him, and has become quite desperate for attention, deciding if no one will notice, it wouldn't be fun. He still has morals though, refusing to outright kill anyone, and seems to mostly be stealing from people who can afford to be stolen from. He also has become quite the thrill seeker, rooting out chances for action and excitement whenever possible, sometimes putting himself on hire if he hears about a particularly interesting caper or enjoyable event having happened.

Motivations: Entertainment and showing off.

Powers if any: Alan has the strange ability to levitate in mid air, psychically it seems, and fire laser beams from his finger tips, whether it's short burst shots or full energy beams. These abilities are powered by his actual energy however, so he can easily tire himself out with their use, but can charge up by simply digesting a good meal as any normal person would for their energy to move about. He is also partially resilient to multiple kinds of radiation and has a high metabolism than the average person would.

Strengths: Although he has not been taught any formal form of martial arts, Alan carries some brass knuckles he often wears underneath his gloves for all his punching needs, which can be pretty devastating when used with his powers. He is also fairly well learned in etiquette required at the dinner table and to work as a waiter, which is reasonable due to his day job. He is also surprisingly resilient and energetic for an old man.

Weaknesses: Despite his claims otherwise, Alan has no real experience of criminal activity, and as a result is completely clueless of how criminals work, or over the criminal underworld in the slightest, apart from what he has seen in fiction and the media. He also has never been trained in any real form of martial arts, often fighting by striking out wildly. Also, despite his powers, he is still an arthritic old man, and is still as vulnerable as any other elderly man, just that he happens to have powers. Those powers however, sap his actual energy from him much like running a marathon or performing some gymnastics would, causing exhaustion after prolonged usage.

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Alan also tends to wear the helmet below when hiding his actual identity, which is usually whenever he uses his powers.
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Origin Story: Alan has always lived a dull life. Being raised a fairly wealthy family, in the United Kingdom, he always had financial security and a rather ordinary upbringing from his parents as far as wealthy families go, even if his parents were rather over-protective. He was sent to a private school, and graduated with average grades, working an average desk job, with average pay, and average day to day situations. After a decade or two of an ordinary unmarried, single life, Albert decided to immigrate to america, having become fed up with the tedium of life in his home country, and despite his family's insistence otherwise, quit his job, sold his home, and boarded a plane to the states, taking whatever possessions he thought would be handy, as well as his life savings.
After a few years of living there, and very futile attempts of finding excitement in ordinary stable towns and cities, Alan ended up living in Dusk Haven and landing himself in a waiter job at a four star restaurant. Dismayed, with family relations low and funds too low to return home to Britain, Alan was once again trapped in a dull rut of constant ordinariness. After years had passed, Alan had one day ended up taking a walk instead of the usual routine of taking a bus, only to end up wandering further and further from home, purely to see if he could get lost, hoping for any kind of slight difference at this point. His wandering lead him on the city outskirts surprisingly, and was unexpectedly met with a hurtling purple rock from the sky crashing into his face.
Alan later awoke to find he was not injure, and the odd rock that hurtled towards him had vanished without a trace, and that it was now midday with a few folks staring at him. After stumbling unsteadily to his feet, he stumbled away, surprisingly further to the outskirts to have some alone time, before realizing he would miss work tomorrow and spent his only day off on the week collapsed unconscious, he rushed back towards the city, to find himself shockingly zipping through the air instead of mere sprinting from an old man. luckily it seemed the average citizen didn't seem to avert their gaze up too often so was mostly unnoticed, even when he landed atop the apartment building he lived in. Hastily rushing to the door that led indoors, to find it locked from the inside. After fruitlessly trying to pry it open and calling for help, Alan ended up throwing a tantrum of frustration, and inadvertently fired a few energy shots at the door, leaving scorched holes through the metal, and rendering the lock useless.
Sudden realization washed over Alan as he realized that the miniature meteorite that struck his face must of given him powers somehow, which caused a suspicious and mischievous grin. He had powers now, which in his mind meant that he no longer had barriers, he could do as he pleased! He immediately rushed home and decided to become a super villain like in those comics that kids these days read, deciding to use an old suit as part of his costume, while ordering a helmet and a pair of brass knuckles from the internet, and deciding on the name; The Grand Blaster, to seem hip and cool with the youngsters. And so one of the oldest so called super criminals came in to being! Working part-time as a waiter still however, due to needing to pay the bills after all.

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Alan Umpton (The Grand Blaster)'s Story

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Alan Umpton was bored. It had been a long dreary week at the restaurant, with a few customers screaming at him for bringing exactly what they ordered but not how they exactly wanted it in their minds, with often having to apologize for it, and having to explain to a disgruntled chef why they weren't satisfied. He sometimes wondered why he didn't just quit his job as a waiter and just pursue his second job more fully, as he stroked his small beard and peered down off the roof of his apartment building, watching all the strangers speed off to their own jobs. He then reminded himself of-course, that just like the many citizens of this city, he needed to pay bills.
He shuddered with disgust at the thought of bills. Bills were boring and took away money. Usually just so a politician could buy a shiny new watch or close a road for giggles. He hated politicians just as much as bills, stuffy old men spouting hot air to convince people to vote for them so they could sit around and pretend to keep empty promises until they had to spout hot air again. They were so boring. Admittedly Alan was old himself, but he didn't consider himself boring.
"I ain't boring at all! I'm what's hip!" He chuckled to himself as he fastened his odd looking silver helmet on his head, looking out of place with his waiter's uniform and removing and re-wearing his gloves after putting some brass knuckles on. He smiled under his helmet to himself before giggling int he same a small child would if they shouted bum to his friends, before taking a running start to swan dive off of the building.

Then he began to fly.
Over the cars, over the people, over some of the buildings and over a bird that nearly had a heart-attack from looking up. Alan, or as he preferred on his second occupation to be called by, The Grand Blaster, began whooping and hollering as he flung himself around the air, until he eventually swerved round to make a rough course towards his latest destination, the very restaurant he worked at, once again giggling to himself, thinking about how much people will freak out once he breaks a few windows and fly about. Until he suddenly stopped in midair for a moment, wondering if perhaps he should actually do something else instead, perhaps a robbery or two, maybe even a reverse robbery? Grand Blaster floated casually as he thought about what he would actually do today.

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After a great deal of pondering The Grand Blaster thumped his fist in the pal of his hand and finally exclaimed as he made his decision; "I'll kidnap police officers and leave them on roof tops! That way, more time for even more capers! Ah brilliant! Not to mention it would make me seem more cool with my fellow hip and awesome villains! Do we call ourselves villains? Ah, never-mind, time to cause some tomfoolery!"

And with his self rant in the sky, which had certainly gathered quite a bit of attention now, thanks to having floated in mid air motionless for a while, he soared through the skies once again peering down in hopes of spotting a police officer, which lasted quite a bit until success, to which he immediately swooped down and snatched the poor rookie before being dumped atop a nearby rooftop, the police officer dazed and confused, with The Grand Blaster kept giggling to himself uncontrollably, needing a few moments to catch his breath as the rookie began radioing in. He fled the scene quickly, still with a fit of laughter as began bringing his half baked plan into action, wondering how many cops he would leave stranded before boredom would set in.

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“Well” Pit grinned slyly. “As much as I’d love to go back upstairs and snuggle your brains out, I’ve learned by now that that’s when trouble shows up. So I say we go out and get some coffee, maybe visit the bookstore, that sort of thing. Nothing specific, every time we make plans they get interrupted.” He walked up and gave Christian a kiss watching with subtle joy as it gave him a shiver and a puff of steam rose from their lips.

“I’ll go get dressed while you finish eating and then we…” Just then Pit’s super-phone went off saying he had a message. “Awe, shit! Looks like we might be working, let me see what Arron wanted. He checked his messages and played the one Arron had just left. “It doesn’t sound too serious, we may have to keep an eye out for some flying nutcase dropping cops on rooftops. I remember hearing a few police calls reporting an old guy flying around, might be the same guy. Also there’s a group of four teens out there that might start nosing around the caves. I’ll pack our costumes.”

Pit went upstairs and got changed into his normal black jeans and a black t-shirt with a blue flame pattern around the trim. He came back downstairs and sat at the table while Christian was washing up the dishes. Christian went upstairs to change and then they’d go out and begin their last weekend of freedom before school started again. At least they were seniors this year and they wouldn’t have to worry about parents when they went away to collage.












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Marshall and the group head to the little diner down the road from the hotel. A group of police cars went driving by with the sirens blaring and it startles the group of guys. Marshall, fearing that they were coming to the hotel and after them for stealing the van and escaping the school, spread his arms out, without even thinking, making contact with all of them and went invisible. He managed to produce enough of an aura to encompass all of them and everyone went invisible with him. He held the aura until the cars had gone past the hotel in the direction of the main city itself. The aura drops and everyone is visible once again. “Holy crap, that was close. I didn’t think I could do that. I guess you can do a lot of things when you have the right motivation.” He looked in the direction the cops were headed and saw a person swooping down and then putting people on the rooftops of tall buildings. He points out the man to the rest of the group. “See I told you this place is a magnet for people with powers.”

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Character Portrait: Marshall Stevens Character Portrait: Michael G. Haddock Character Portrait: Jurou Kawaguchi Character Portrait: Alan Umpton (The Grand Blaster) Character Portrait: Utrien Qualiente
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The Grand Blaster, aka, Alan, was chuckling his little aging heart out at the fury and confusion from not just the unfortunate officers he kept swooping up and dropping off on rooftops, but of pretty much anyone in the vicinity who had never seen a masked man in a suit swoop down from the air and place police officers on roofs with no visible flight contraption. The looks of horror, utter befuddlement and complete shock were just plain hilarious to the super-powered waiter, chatting to himself; "At this rate, I might as well forget about any other crimes today, this is as the kids would say, totally gnarly! Fantastic this really puts pepper into my day, certainly a grand way to spend time for The Grand Blaster."

He decided to plant himself bum first on a ledge of a building, seeming out of breath for the moment, taking a rest in hopes of regaining his strength. He sighed to himself as he watched the panicked pedestrians below, smirking under his helmet. Now this was excitement, this was entertainment! Just the shock and worry in peoples faces of the city's finest being lumped atop of buildings helpless to get down. Well, unless there was a door or some stairs, Alan didn't really check any of the buildings thoroughly. His rest was short lived however, as the recently mentioned police having started hurtling down the road with sirens on full blast, no doubt searching for him. He gave little roll of the eyes; dramatically calling out to himself more than anyone; "Well this certainly cut my break short. Oh woe to the hippest villain of Dusk Haven, too much fame can be a curse as well as a blessing for I, The Grand Blaster!"

He then got back up on his feet and began soaring through the sky again, this time swooping past the police cars, cackling maniacally as he fried a few warning laser shots from his finger tips as he flew past, chanting out; "bring it on, bring it on, bring it on! Though really I don't want to fight you!", having to suddenly fling himself upwards as he nearly knocked himself into a group of boys, commenting; "My mistake chaps, go about your business!" Before carrying on hurtling away from the police cars.

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Character Portrait: Marshall Stevens Character Portrait: Michael G. Haddock Character Portrait: Jurou Kawaguchi Character Portrait: Alan Umpton (The Grand Blaster) Character Portrait: Utrien Qualiente
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Jurou couldn't help but smile as he felt a tug on his shirt only to notice it was Utrien, holding on to make sure he didn't lose them. How cute. He laughed softly and briefly as he listened to the male's muttering and mumbling about the things he saw as the walked. Still his mind was quite set on food and he didn't have the energy to really converse with anyone.

All of a sudden he saw Marshall extend his arms and go invisible, along with the rest of them. Whoa, he didn't know he could do that either. Jurou was curious if he'd find any new tricks or things he could do with his powers too. He wondered if it would be possible to pull someone into the darkness with him... No, he shook his head, deep in thought. They would need a lot of mental restraint and will power to pull them in with him. If being in there too long for Jurou was enough strain, imagine what it might possibly be like for another?

Off that subject, he was brought back to reality as he realised the reason behind Marshall's actions just now, the sirens were pretty damn loud, he hadn't seen so much police at once in person before. But he could see what the drama was about; it's not that the man was flying that shocked him but, did he just shoot lasers from his fingers? What. What was even going on anymore. Oh is he flying their way? Instinctively Jurou ducked as the man flew by, telling him to go about their business. "That guy, is crazy." Was all he said on the matter, looking at the stranded officers atop a random building. "Is this something that casually and frequently happens here?" His stomach interrupted his thoughts on the matter as it growled loudly and he clutched it with his left hand.

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Character Portrait: Marshall Stevens Character Portrait: Michael G. Haddock Character Portrait: Jurou Kawaguchi Character Portrait: Alan Umpton (The Grand Blaster) Character Portrait: Arron ripper AKA Jericho Character Portrait: Utrien Qualiente
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Michael blinked shocked by his sudden invisibility and for a moment thought his mind had snapped. He tripped over himself and grasped onto where he thought Jurou should have been on one side of him. "Gah!" He yelped.

“Holy crap, that was close. I didn’t think I could do that. I guess you can do a lot of things when you have the right motivation.”Marshal had said.

"Well then....Not sure how you manage to maneuver without being able to see yourself." Michael murmured just as the aura was dropped. He blushed and let go of Jurou's shoulder, quietly glad he hadn't knocked him over in his clumsiness. He straightened his shirt. "Nice quick think-....." Michael trailed off as he stared a bit stunned at the flying man. He didn't appear to have wings yet he was soaring through the air and shooting laser beams. What...on earth...

"This city is weird." He noted then looked to the stranger that approached them. He raised his eyebrows.

"Thanks but we're fine. Bold move though asking a group of stranger if you could buy food for them." He crossed his arms eyes narrowing distrustfully. "At least wait until we get to know each other first."

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As he continued fly and flee away from the local authorities, Alan was wondering where to go from here. He quickly realized his simple little deviation based entirely on entertainment and lowering the chances of being caught on a robbery by stranding police officers atop roof tops had pretty much collapsed on itself entirely and the second motive had entirely backfired, leaving him with far more police attention than usual. He was loving every second of it. Ah the attention he was receiving! He was surely in the limelight of the city now! Or at the very least the local authorities trying to catch him.

Despite how pleased he was of feeling wanted, though mostly for most likely abduction reasons of police officers, Alan was starting to get tired. Very tired. In fact, Alan was suddenly beginning to realize, that he had some difficulty staying airborne at this point. Not handy when your slower than a car on foot. Or another person that hasn't got arthritis in the knees.
"Hmmmm better not make it obvious, and more importantly, get out while I can. Shame, seems like I been far to busy today already.", mumbled to himself under his breath, while screaming out the complete opposite to the cops; "Come on then you peelers! You wont catch me! I'm far too hip for your little minds to comprehend!"

Taunting all the way as he tried his best to speed up his flight, despite exhaustion taking it's toll, leading the pursuing police into a convenient tunnel, the sort you would find on a busy road in a busy city, hoping to himself that the sudden idea that plonked into his mind was actually going to work. Despite all the usual vehicles pulling to the side for blaring sirens, Alan as lucky enough to meet a truck in his path, which he gave an impish grin under his helmet, as he aimed his fingers at the rear wheels, firing his laser shots at them as the truck began moving aside. Unluckily for the truck driver, his vehicle managed to swerve uncontrollably, ending up blocking both roads of the tunnel, managing to swing itself to face sideways, leaving Alan to fly out giggling to himself, having managed to zip past the truck beforehand.
"Nice try fellas! But you aren't anywhere near as hip as I am! For I am The Grand Blaster!" he proclaimed as he made his extremely hasty escape, wheezing somewhat as he went, searching for a hiding place as he lowered his altitude.